Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I only own myself and my other OC who appears at the end of the chapter.
"Okay guys, I swear I am never drinking Pepsi again!" MISCrasyaboutfanfics said, as she walked into the room. "It doesn't taste that good anymore."
Arcee was muttering to herself " Primus they're going to kill me".
"She's still trying to fnd out how to break the news to Optimus that she 'did it' with Grindor." Barricade explained.
"Well, Arcee, please calm down long enough to answer these questions from xxIronhideForeverxx?" the teenage girl asked.
"Yes, here they are" the pink femme read them off.
Hey there! I saw this story and I thought I would ask a few questions! :D
Barricade, your an awesome decepticon by the way, probably the best; anyways, what would you do if you saw Sam Witwicky without Bumblebee around?
And Arcee, nice to see you, glad you're alright from the Egypt battle! My questions is what is the best thing about being an autoobt femme?
That's all I got for now, peace! :D
~xxIronhideForeverxx
"Well, I'd kill him." the black and white Decepticon replied.
"The best thing about being an Autobot femme is that I don't leak anything once a month." Arcee stated.
"Oh, you're still mad because I'm going through that, right?" MISCrasyaboutfanfics asked.
"Just a little. Next questions are from Transformers101."
Barricade: if you be my friend I'll give you high-grade! what do ya say?
Arcee: have you seen the movie,dawn of the dead?
Barricade: have you ever been really paranoid about something?
that's all,I'm in school right now,and I gotta switch classes.
High-grade for both of you! and cake for the author!
"Well, all right. No I have never been really paranoid, except when Soundwave blackmails somebody because I know I could be next." 'Cade stated, shivering a little.
"No I have not seen Dawn of the Dead. Thank you for the energon but I'm not going to have it now." Arcee said.
"Oh, thanks for the cake Shadow!-Arcee, what is going on with you?"
"Ratchet's going to give me a systems check and then he'll expect to tell everyone what happened between me and Grindor-MISCrasyaboutfanfics, you better not say a word!!" the pink femme said, panicking a bit and then hiding in a closet.
"Don't expect me to lie for you." the human teen stated. "Barricade can and I'l pretend it's nothing new."
Ratchet had indeed driven up and asked "What is going on here? Have you two seen Arcee?"
"No." Barricade replied, sounding truthful. MISCrasyaboutfanfics wanted to agree with him but didn't have the guts to agree with the lie.
"She needs to see me; her systems check is long overdue." the medic said firmly. "Tell her that, MISCrasyaboutfanfics; yes I know Barricade is lying."
"Well, okay I can't lie; I have seen her, she's hiding in the closet and she's going to kill me for telling you where she is!!!"
Ratchet immediately went to find her, and Barricade simply glared,just a little, at the human teen. "You panicked." the latter stated. "Why?"
"I don't normally panic like that; first of all, it's because it's that time of the month, secondly I can't lie to Ratchet when he knows more about medicine than everyone else does. Yes, he probably knows what happens when humans lie." MISCrasyaboutfanfics stated. "Well, we'll just have to wait..."
A few minutes later, Arcee was driving off after Ratchet in vehicle mode. "I swear I am going to-"
"Arcee, you can't keep something like that a secret forever; I thought you enjoyed it!" the human teen said sadly.
"If you have to know, yes Arcee is carrying a sparkling." Ratchet called back. "Flareup's not going to be the only expectant mother on NEST base."
Barricade then guessed "Grindor's the father, so Vortex is going to have a half sister and a stepmother, sort of."
"Yes, that's correct." the pink femme muttered. "Don't expect me to be here next chapter, MISCrasyaboutfanfics."
"Oh, and it's my fault you did what you did on Saturday?" the human teen shouted as the two Autobots drove away. "Maybe Peaches should just answer questions next chapter instead!"
"Who's Peaches?' Barricade asked.
An orange female Autobot then walked into the room; she had red hands and feet and what would looked like a "ponytail" on her head. "I am. I"m the author's OC, yes but I still want someone to ask me questions!"
MISCrasyaboutfanfics sighed. "Well, I hope that Arcee's sparkling is a girl,don't you? There's too many mechs and not enough femmes, no offence 'Cade."
"None taken. Do not send Arcee any questions for the next chapter as she is not in the mood to answer them." Barricade paused "Oh Primus help me deal with this..."
Author's note: Yeah I should have waited until I had 3 reveiws but I wanted to update anyway so I did. Also, is it all right to consider someone else's fanfic personal canon?
