Ask Arcee and Barricade

by MISCrasyaboutfanfics

Yes, I jumped on the bandwagon and did my own "ask Transformers" story. Only it's not in script format. Also, this is dedicated to Transformers101 and Soundwave0107 who inspired me to write this. This has now been completed; do not ask any more questions!

6. Chapter 6

Ask Arcee and Barricade chapter 6

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers or the song "Under Your Spell" by Amber Benson. Just my OCs and myself.

"Well, Peaches, you didn't get that many questions but you still got two." Barricade said, looking at the list of reviews.

"Whatever." the orange femme said. "MISCrasyaboutfanfics, Arcee has cooled off a bit but as far as how everyone reacted to her carrying a sparkling, well Optimus said she's responsible for it, Ironhide and Sideswipe are mad that she did it with a Decepticon, Flareup and Jolt are excited, the twins don't care, Bumblebee and Jazz aren't sure what to think. I'm personally happy for her."

"Okay, let's read these questions now and hope Arcee changes her mind and shows up." the human teen replied. "These are from xxIronhideForeverxx."

Hi all autobots and decepticons! I'm here to ask more questions, I love this story now! :D
Barricade, do you think Starscream made a better decepticon leader while Megatron was dead? And do you have any decepticon buddies?
Arcee, how are your sisters doing? And does any of the autobot mechs flirt with you?

That's all for now, see you later! :D
~xxIronhideForeverxx

'Well, Megatron's the better leader. No, I do not have any buddies, except for the fact that I always stay on Soundwave's good side but I don't know if that counts." Barricade replied.

"Arcee, are you going to come over here now? I've already said 'I'm sorry at least 25 times before posting this!" MISCrasyaboutfanfics said, almost pleadingly.

"Yes, fine, I will." Arcee walked into the room, then read her questions. "They're fine and no none of the mechs flirt with me. Skids and Mudflap are no longer going through that phase."

"Okay, next questions are mine!" Peaches sighed, then read the 2nd review from xxIronhideForeverxx.

Oh and hi Peaches, I forgot to ask you a question, I'm very sorry :)
Peaches, do you have a crush on any autobot mechs? And who's your best bud?

"I do have a crush on Jazz; I'll admit that." the orange femme replied. "My best femme friend is Shadow and my best mech friend is Sideswipe. Anyways, before we go on just bear with me while I explain what's happened to me; my human parents died last night. The plane they were using to go to NEST base to visit me was shot down by Starscream, and everyone else didn't arrive in time."

Peaches started sobbing. "WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!"

"Snap out of it!" Arcee practically shouted. "Optimus Prime and the rest of us have been worried."

"Says the femme who enjoyed 'doing it' with a Decepticon; you're going to have a sparkling to take care of and you'll do it yourself if Grindor doesn't do anything to help." Peaches argued. "DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!!" She then rapidly transformed from her robot mode to her human mode, and started muttering curses at Starscream.

"Ignore her; next questions are from Psyconinja7." MISCrasyaboutfanfics said.

Barricade: I love u yur my fav transformer! can i go on a date with you pretty please?

Arcee. Nice alt. what's it like to be one of the few cybertronian femmes?

"Yes, I'll date you but if only to get away from these annoying femmes." the black and white Decepticon said, pointing to the two Autobots and one human.

"Well Arcee can tell you that it's cool being a femme; right?" MISCrasyaboutfanfics asked.

"Very exciting." the pink Autobot said.

"Next questions are from Transformers101." Peaches had calmed herself down, then transformed back into robot mode, before reading them.

I personally hope it's a mech...but anyways,
Barricade: yeah, I'm really paranoid right now, I can't even go into my kitchen for less than 5 minutes alone! how frequently does Soundwave blackmail people?
Arcee: do you want the sparkling?

"Of course I want the sparkling! It's my responsibility." Arcee sighed, then started imagining more "alone time" with Grindor.

"Usually only when they disobey orders but sometimes once a week." Barricade stated. "Last questions are from Soundwave0107."

Grindor: Well Jolts on paternal crap, so me and Breakaway are here!
Breakaway: Arcee, what was doing Grindor like? Not that I want to, im just curious. And Barricade, u suck.
Grindor: I'm gonna be a dad? Again? OH HOORAY! IM A DAD AGAIN! :D Arcee, I officially love you.
Breakaway: Shut up, you fanny fan fan. See u guys later!

"Well, it's-amazing." the pink femme said, as music started playing.

"Peaches, did you put coffee in her energon?" MISCrasyaboutfanfics asked.

"Yeah because she always sings when she has her energon spiked." Peaches replied. "Optimus doesn't know it's me though."

Yes this is disturbing but you're reading it correctly; Arcee said "Grindor, this one's for you." then started singing.

I lived my life in shadow

Never the sun on my face

It didn't seem so sad though

I figured that was my place.

Now I'm bathed in light

Something just isn't right

I'm under your spell

How else could it be?

Anyone would notice me

It's magic I can tell

How you set me free

Brought me out so easily

Arcee did continue singing and Peaches ignored her saying "Okay, thanks to everyone whose reviewed and please send more questions. Also, in chapter 8 we will reveal whether Arcee's sparkling will be a mech or a femme. Stay tuned!"

Author's note: Peaches is going to be in really big trouble with Ratchet soon. LOL.