Chapter 11

MISCrasyaboutfanfics was smiling as she held a small gray sliver in her hand. She had wanted to do this for a while and knew that Optimus was either going to be happy with her or just plain shocked. "Well, here goes nothing." she said, as she put it near the Transformer chassis beside her.

Said Transformer was orange and white all over, and a femme. Well, you know how Elita was killed in the Reign of Starscream comic? Yup, the teenage fan fiction author known as MISCrasyaboutfanfics had brought her back to life with an AllSpark fragment, and was now explaining everything that was happening.

"I don't know want Optimus to be mad at me for this." the teen admitted.

"Why would he be mad?" Elita had to ask. "And do I have to answer these questions?"

"Yes, you do." MISCrasyaboutfanfics replied. "These first ones are from xxIronhideForeverxx."

Ironhide: Oh MISCrasyaboutfanfics, you are free to use me in some of your chapters if you would like, if you don't have anyone else to ask questions
Me: Yep, 'Hide will gladly come into some of your chapters! So, Megatron, if you come back for the next chapter, besides Optimus, who's your arch-enemy? And Starscream, if you come back also, would do you hate with a passion? It's awesome you updated so fast, see ya soon!! :D

"Well, they're not coming back for this chapter so we can not answer this." the newly revived Autobot femme said. "but I can answer these questions from Transformers101."

Of course I forgive you! I was never mad! Just at Screamer and Megs *glares at them* I'm watching you two.
anyways, Wheeljack and Ratchet would love to answer questions...
again, anyways,
Yeah, here's questions for whoever you chose to have fill in,

favorite food? movie? book? t.v. show? game? gaming system? weapon? language? place? store? music? song?
What is the one thing that truly ** you off?
Do ya know the muffin man?

high-grade for whoever comes here. And some cake...it's really good.

"Hold on an astrosecond..." Elita replied...

A couple of megacycles later, she was ready to answer the questions. "I don't have a favorite food and as far as movies go, I am starting to like Disney films, I haven't read any books yet but my new favorite TV show is Parks and Recreation. " -the femme paused then continued-"No favorite game or gaming system at the present time but I have no favorite weapon or language; just some songs by a human singer called 'Kelly Clarkson'. As far as what pisses me off, well the fact taht Starscream did what he did. I swear I'm going to terrorize him and make him think I'm a ghost."

"Okay." MISCrasyaboutfanfics sighed. "Barricades coming back next chapter, I don't if Peaches wants to, and Optimus, I want to know if you're glad that Elita's alive-well Shadow has to tell me that next time she reviews-"

"Somebody here needs to get some sleep." a voice said.

Elita, not ready to reveal herself, was hiding in another room when Ratchet walked in saying this.

"Ratchet, it's my spring break, I don't have"-the human teen yawned-"to go to bed on time. It's only 10:48-"

MISCrasyaboutfanfics' head dropped onto the desk and she yawned again.

"Don't argue with me!" the Autobot medic replied, almost angrily. "Bad enough that there's two femmes carrying sparklings on base right now."

After he had left, Elita asked "Who's Shadow?"

"She's a vampire whose mainly allied with the Autobots but visits the Decepticons often." the human teen replied, then yawned again. "Maybe she'll ask you some questions when she reviews again. Could you please"-another yawn-"drive me home?"

"I certainly can. Also, I do not know the muffin man."

The orange and white femme transformed into a sports car,then opened the door for the fan fiction author to get in. She then started driving towards their destination,a nd started wondering why would a Decepticon answer questions from human fans?

Author's note: Yeah, I wanted to make this chapter very, very unexpected.