Chapter 13

"MISCrasyaboutfanfics, are you done beating yourself up yet?" Barricade asked.

"Yeah, my hands are all bruised so I may as well stop now." the human teen replied, then walked into the room.

"Good thing to because here's what Transformers101 has to say." Peaches said, then read the review.

Optimus: well, Shadow won't be here for 3 months, so, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, you better stop that, or I'll contact Shadow and get her to bite you! and Elite-
Prow: you really have to let this go, sir.
Optimus: no i don't! I don't wanna! *pouts*
Jazz: *rolls optics* Don't mind Optimus. He's just ** off cause Shadow won't be here.
Optimus: I am not!...but she's my best friend and everything...*sniff*
Prowl: Shadow usually asks these questions so Soundwave, favorite food? movie? book? game? gaming system? t.v. show? language? company? store? place?
Jazz: what is the thing that really ** you off?
Optimus: *sigh* I forgive you Elita.
Jazz: see, doesn't moving on feel good?
Optimus: *shrugs* when's Shadow getting back?
Prowl: we've been over this already. 3 months.
Jazz: high-grade for all and some chocolate bars for MISCrasyaboutfanfics.

"Thanks for the chocolate!" MISCrasyaboutfanfics replied.

"I'm glad you forgave me, Optimus." Elita said, smiling. "Maybe we can just be friends but that's it, 'kay?"

"Favorite food: oil cake. Movie: Avatar. Book: The Giver." Soundwave said.

"Particular reason why?" Barricade asked.

"Describes society Megatron would love to have." the monotone 'con replied. "Game: Revenge of the Fallen: the game. Game system: X-Box. T.V. Show: none. Favorite language is Cybertronian. No favorite company or favorite store. Favorite place: Mars."

"So, what does piss you off?' Peaches asked.

"Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga songs."

"Okay, next questions are from Mr. Crossover." Elita said.

Poor Elita. I hope you find someone.

Barricade. Is the area around your mouth golden of metal grey.(check his toy on tf wiki).

Peashes. Doyou need anything special to be a pretender.

Arcee. How is it going with the sparkling

"No, it's not. I've looked at the pictures of the various toys and didn't see anything like that." Barricade replied.

"First of all, spell my name right!!!" Peaches shouted. "Second, to be a Pretender, you have to be a Cybertronian with a very rare experimental programming that scans organic lifeforms rather than machines, as alternate modes. You could also be 'born' with it, for lack of a better term, if one creator has that type of programming. Ratchet was the one who explained it to me when I first found out I wasn't human."

"Arcee's probably not going to be back until chapter 20 at the very least but what I can tell you is that her sparkling's going to be born-well, sooner than a human infant would be but I don't know how many months it is until then." MISCrasyaboutfanfics said. "Okay guys, and girls, you can break out the high grade; I'll be in the next room."

All four Cybertronians did so. "By the way, Optimus, you're her favorite Autobot again." Peaches said, before taking a sip of energon. "Cake for all who reviewed because it's the author's little sister Rosalie's birthday today and she's turned 1."