Chapter 14

"Happy Easter you guys!" MISCrasyaboutfanfics shouted excitedly.

"Let me guess; you ate chocolate." Peaches said.

"Yeah, part of a giant chocolate bunny to be exact." the human teen replied. "BTW, I know Elita is going to see if she can join the NEST team but where are 'Cade and Soundwave?"

"Right behind you, fleshling." the former said, walking up to the human.

MISCrasyaboutfanfics screamed, then calmed down. "Oh, okay. Sheesh, you really know how to scare somebody."

"First questions: username Transformers101." Soundwave said, wanting to get the chapter over with.

Optimus: Okay, just friends.
Wheeljack: Soundwave, what do you have against Miley?
Ratchet: shes stupid Wheeljack.
Wheeljack: no, shes not!
Ratchet: *sigh*
Optimus: Peaches, do you ever have to deal with really stupid mechs...like these two.
Wheeljack: Hey!
Ratchet: do ya got any medical training?
Wheeljack: do ya like to blow stuff up?
Optimus: here's some high-grade. And I don't have anything for MISCrasyaboutfanfics...sorry.

"Miley Cyrus: extremely irritating and annoying voice." the monotone 'con replied.

"Oh yeah, Skids and Mudflap are definitely really stupid mechs so yeah I have to deal with them a lot." Peaches added, sighing. "I only know CPR and human first aid and can only perform it in my human form. I'd love to blow up Galloway but Optimus won't let me."

"Next questions from Mr. Crossover." Barricade said.

Sorry Peaches. Typo.

Barricade. Did disguise yourself as a police cruiser because no one would expect you.

Peaches. Again sorry about the name. Typo. How did you end up on earth

"Yes."

"Okay, to make a long story short, you know how in Transformers Animated Sari was created from a protoform mixed with human DNA?" Peaches asked. "Well, my story is sort of like that, only both of my human parents were taking a walk one night and the person who would be my mom was upset because she wasn't going to be able to have kids of her own. So, she wished on a shooting star that there was something that could make her life change for the better. Then, as they tell it, I landed a few feet in front of them, and I inadvertently knocked them out while scanning them. When they woke up and saw me as a human infant, they decided to take care of me and gave me the name of Paige Kathleen Smith, after my human grandmother. I got 'Peaches' as a nickname from eating that food all the time."

'Okay, last questions from Soundwave0107." MISCrasyaboutfanficcs said.

Grindor: Breakaway is suffering with Scalpel! LOL. Anyway, PEaches, why chose Autobot? We Cons are way , the Bots don't have Star-fail. I see ur point. Anyway, BArricade. WHy a police car?

"Well, you'd have to know how I met the Autobots; basically Skywarp and Thundercracker attacked me, then Sideswipe saved my life." the Pretender replied. "Anyways, I was out for a week, then had to stay in the medbay for another 3 days, then my human parents and Optimus Prime explained how I came to Earth; apparently, they don't know who my Cycbertronian creators were. I decided there was no point in going back to the 'normal' life I had so I became an Autobot."

"I arleady explained it in an earlier chapter." Barricade groaned.

"Anyway, I have to finish sorting clothes so bye for now! And don't forget to send in any other questions you have!" MISCrasyaboutfanfics said. "Also Grindor, can you tell me how Arcee is doing and when the sparkling's supposed to be born? I'd like to know!!!"