Ask Arcee and Barricade

by MISCrasyaboutfanfics

Yes, I jumped on the bandwagon and did my own "ask Transformers" story. Only it's not in script format. Also, this is dedicated to Transformers101 and Soundwave0107 who inspired me to write this. This has now been completed; do not ask any more questions!

17. Chapter 17

Chapter 17

"Well, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, I have to say that the someone who sent the last review is very, very, very wrong." Barrriacde said, reading it and then crumpling up the paper.

"Exactly; People like this stuff so I will keep writing it until chapter 30." the human teen said. "Now let's get to the actual questions. The first ones are from Soundwave0107."

Grindor: Hey, Barricade, wanna babysit Airrazor and Vortex while I go out bowling with Megatron? Vortex is well behaved and Airrazor is too-underdeveloped to cause trouble :3
Jolt: My sparkling, to Miss Crazy, is claled susntreaker, because he is happy and has a golden colour :3 And Barricade, if Optimus demanded your face, what would u do?

"Sure, I'll babysit them and I certainly would not give him my face." the 'con said. He was actually smiling.

"What is wrong with you?" MISCrasyaboutfanfics asked.

"Nothing-let's just get to these last questions from Transformers101." Barricade replied.

Hi you guys!
It's me Shadow.
I'm still going to be gone for 3 months, but luckily Brim gots a Laptop...so...Starscream, you better stay home! I said no gong out and so did Megatron! Anyways,
Barricade: do ya like doing these questions alone? ever raped someone? have you ever run over a human? hobbies?
Well, I gotta go, another meeting soon, and I gotta fly a pretty lng way...anyways, high-grade for ya.

"No, I don't like doing these questions alone." He paused. "I'd like Arcee back here next chapter so I don't have to deal with this human alone; anyway, no I have never raped anyone, never run over a fleshling, it's too messy afterwards, and my hobbies are making people wonder what happened to me after the 1st film, doing these questions, and well, spending time with Soundwave-as a friend, for thsoe of you squishies who have dirty minds!!!!"

"Thank you for setting that straight. How did you become his friend?." MISCrasyaboutfanfics said.

"He didn't like doing questions anymore than I did and because I was generally on his 'good side', he stopped looking for ways to blackmail me." Barricade pushed the human out the door again. "You need to wake up your siblings and get to school; I'll wait for Arcee to get back."

Author's note: I know disabling anonymous reviews is not going to stop people from hating this but at least if I do that, I'll only get reviews from people I can send actual messages back to as an email message and block if I don't like them.