Chapter 22
"Hey Arcee, can I hold Vortex?" MISCrasyaboutfanfics asked.
"Yes." she replied, handing the small mech to the teenage fan fiction author. "First questions are from Transformers101."
Red Alert: *runs behind Prowl*
Prowl: Red?
Red Alert" Scalpel scares me!
Prowl: *sigh* Scalpel, why do you serve Megatron? favorite language, movie, book, t.v. show, food, store, place?
Red Alert: *whimpers* it's looking at me...
Prowl: Arcee, what have you taught Sunstreaker so far?
Red Alert: Prowl...it's still looking at me...
Prowl: high-grade for both of you, and some of this cake that Shadow sent down for you the other day.
"I'm allowed to use my methods for practicing medicine, not the ones Ratchet uses!" Scalepl replied, laughing evilly. "I don't have a favorite language or a favorite book but I do like the movie Awake because of the premise."
"That human wakes up in the middle of surgery and finds out that he's going to be killed instead of helped?!!" Arcee asked, gasping. "MISCrasyaboutfanfics has never seen this movie, just so you know.'
"Yeah, go on." the teen said shaking a little bit. She really hated Scalpel more than ever right now.
"My favorite televsion show is Bones, favorite food is energon; no favorite store but my favorite place is Decepticon base!" the small medic continued.
"Well, I've tried to teach him to recognize everyone around him, including the humans. Thank you but I'd rather not drink high grade around my sparkling." the pink femmme said.
"Thanks for the cake." MISCrasyaboutfanfics said.
"Why you stupid humans like junk food so much I'll never know." Scalpel muttered. "but I've always wondered what happens when human females are on their periods-"
"Stop it, stop it stop it!!!" the teenage fan fiction author screamed. "You'll never know by studying me; you have to look it up on the Internet since I'm ending this before the next time I get that time of the month!"
Vortex was just looking around, not aware of what this was about, laughing at the screaming human.
"Moving on to the questions from Soundwave0107." Arcee sgihed.
Grindor: Thx for coming over, Arcee! Vortex loves to see u :D Sorry about Megatron. He's a bit annoyed I got married to an Autobot, but he'll come round. Literally. He wants to meet our daughter :D
Jolt: Scalpel, thx for helping Flareup through her "labour" I owe u one. Anyway, who is your favourite Decepticon? And Arcee, how does it feel to have me as a brother in law?
Grindor: Wait a minute. If you're bonded to Arcee's sister, and I;m bonded to Arcee... that makes u my brother in law?!??!?!!
Jolt: Yep! How does that make u feel, "bro?"
Grindor: ** me...
"Well, Starscream. He lives up to his name everytime I give him a 'checkup'." Scalpel said.
"Not as weird as I thought it would be." Arcee added. "Come on Vortex, it's time to go home."
"Hey, don't leave me here with him!!" MISCrasyaboutfanfics screamed, pointing at the small Decepticon.
Scalpel was grinning. "You're really living up to the 'crazy' part of your username.": he said. "Hmm, I"ll have to find out what this is..."
"Noooooo!!!!!!" the teenage girld screamed. "Help, anyone....!!!"