Chapter 23

"Well, it's about time there was more than two reviews on one chapter." MISCrasyaboutfanfics said, looking at the screen.

Scalpel had still been trying to get on the human but she was just so good at knowing what he was doing and pushing him off that it was drivnig him nuts and bolts. "All right, where's the stupid Autobot femme?"

"I am right here, I am not stupid,and these questions are from decepticreep." Arcee replied, walking in.

hi!scalpel:how are you?whats the most effective long and short range weapons against screamer?
arcee:does barricade get annoying while answering questions?
scalpel,again:have you ever sabotaged a bots inner workings? and can you plant a bomb in screamers head for me?

"Well, yes, he gets pissed off too easily when he answers the same questions twice." the femme said.

"Yes, I've done it to Starscream once when he tried and failed to assassinate Megatron." Scalpel was very, very very eager to answer that. "I don't know what weapons affect him, well I can't think of them off the top of my processor right now, but yes I can plant a bomb on him."

"Disturbing, disgusting son of a glitch." MISCrasyaboutfanfics said in an angry voice.

"You've asked for it, crazy human!" the small medic shouted, jumping on the girl and trying to cut through her shirt.

"You're trying to, look at my breasts aren't you?" the human teen said, in an almost fearful tone.

"He is not going to do that, after I read this stuff from Transformers101." Arcee stated in a very firm voice, then began reading said questions.

I'll help you!
*picks up Scalpel and throws him in a little pet carrier*
aw, look! Minus the growling, cursing, and threats, he's really cute! ^_^
anyways, any of ya got struck be lighting or electrocuted? believe in ghosts? horror or action films? video games or computer?
that's all, here's 4 cubes of high-grade and some chocolate milk for the author!

"Thank you Shadow." the human girl said, as she looked at the small Decepticon who was now galring at the former as well as Arcee.

"No, we don't believe in ghosts, horror or action films, video games or computer games as being real." Arcee paused, then sighed. "Yes, I was electrocuted once; I was trying to help Sarah Lennox fix the showers on NEST base, someone forgot tio turn the water off, so it sprayed all over me and Ratchet was very unhappy wiht me.'

"Last questions from Soundwave0107." Scalpel said, trying to get out of the pet carrier.

Grindor: Scalpel, just a reminder: IF U EVER TRY UR TWISTED SH** ON MY KIDS OR MY SPARKMATE, I WILL MAKE UR LIFE HELL, THEN KILL U! GOT IT?!??!
Jolt: 0_0
Grindor: Anyway, Arcee, would u mind babysitting Vortex for a while? Bonecrusher is moody again.
Jolt: Arcee, what were u feeling when u got hit in Egypt?

"Yes, I will babysit him." the pink femme answered. "I was worried about whether the Fallen would be defeated, what was going to happen to Sam, and whether I was going to die. Anyways, I'll take Scalpel out of here; Barricade's going to be back next chapter, Ratchet's going to fill in for me, and we really want you to make this longer."

"I'll think about making this longer.." the teenager said, as Ratchet came in, then transformed to robot mode.

"You get yourself to sleep; don't give me the same excuse as last time, you're not on any kind of vacation from school." the Autobot medic said.

"But it's Saturday night, not Sunday-" MISCrasyaboutfanfics argued.

"Just listen to him; it's easier in the long run." Arcee said, as she walked out, carrying the pet carrier with Scalpel still in it, trying to cut his way out.

Author's note: I keep changing my mind on whether I want to keep doing this or not; what do you think?