Chapter 30

"Okay, ice cream and cucpcakes for the reviewers and energon cake for the Cybertronians here!" MISCrasyaboutfanfics announced excitedly.

"Why is that?" Barricade asked.

"Sunday's my birthday and I'll be 18! I can vote, I can own property, I can enter the lottery and all this other stuff!" the human teen replied.

"Very nice but don't get irresponsible." Arcee said.

"You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do!" MISCrasyaboutfanfics stated.

"True but I am someone's mother so I'll have to tell that to Airrazor and Vortex someday." the pink femme replied laughing. "Now where the heck is Swerve?"

A red Stingray sped into the room, nearly hitting the fan fiction author and nearly crashing into the wall.

"Swerve, be careful!" Arcee was very, very annoyed at him. Not the same kind of annoyed as when The Twins did something stupid but annoyed nonetheless.

Swerve transformed into robot mode (look at the picture of his toy on the Transformers wiki website so you know what he looks like) then said. "Sorry, I was just so excited to be answering questions-what's he doing here?"

"Barricade had to be here since people would ask questions about Decepticons." MISCrasyaboutfanfics pointed out.

"Don't piss me off Autobot; I already lost a bet to this insane flesh creature and I don't want me day being any worse!" the black and white 'con replied.

"Oh yeah, Peaches told me about the bet." Swerve started laughing a little bit. "Anyways, nice to meet you MISCrasyaboutfanfics." He shook her hand and started smiling. Now he knew what human skin was made out of, although Ratchet hadn't let him find out before.

"Okay, first questions are from Transformers101." Arcee announced, then began reading them.

Sorry, just haven't been able to come up with any questions...

Barricade: what do ya think of the Barricade/Bumblebee pairings?

Swerve: What do ya want to know about vampires? And what's yer favorite things on earth so far? What are your thoughts on Peaches?

"Really unusual but I can't stop people who write it." Barricade sighed. "I don't understand slash in general..."

"All right Shadow, I want to know a lot about vampires, mainly about what sets you apart from the rest of them, are they immortal, that kind of stuff." the red 'bot replied. "My favorite things on Earth so far are Epps' stories about his spark-er, chldren, Annabelle visitng Captain Lennox, and finding out what Earth substances are made of, since the movies they've made aobut the fast food industry are generally ignored and not taken seriously."

"I take it Peaches made you watch Supersize Me, right?" MISCrasyaboutfanfics asked.

"Well yeah, she did." Swerve replied. "Anyways, the things I like about Peaches are her sense of humor, her willingness to learn more about Cybertron and it's history since she wasn't raised there, the fact taht she takes care of Diamond, Emerald and Ruby when no one else will-by the way, they're really cute-and the fact that she follows the advice to 'treat others the way you want to be treated.'".

"Story behind the last one please?" Barricade asked.

"All right but I got to make this brief." the red mech said. "Last night, someone put whipped cream all over Director Galloway's iPhone. It was Skids and Mudflap and he was screaming at them for hours on end. Then when he woke up, Peaches had slipped a new one in his room with a note saying 'The one thign I agree with you on is that those Chevy twins are stupid. Call it a gift.' He was extremely shocked that one of us Autobots would be nice to him."

"I wonder what would happen if Galloway got turned into a Cybertronian..." Arcee stated, voicing her thoughts out loud.

"Anyways, next and last questions from Grindor and Jolt." Barricade interrupted.

Grindor: Stupid Optimus! He freaking cheated! C'mon! I had him in a freaking choke-hold! How did he get out?

Jolt: He hooked u in the hip. Now shut up and ask questions. To everyone other then Miss Crazy, what would u do if I served Unicron, which I dont?

Grindor: Miss Crazy, what is your favourtie thing about Peaches? And Peaches, if Swerve hadn't had come along, would you have accepted Sideways' offer to be your bot-friend? He wants to know. And by the way, Jolt, if it turned out u worked for Uni-n00b, I'll shove my rotors right up ur eco-friendly exhuast pipe.

Jolt: :( Well, keep writing, Miss Crazy! Me + G got ur back :D

"I'd freak out." Swerve said.

"I'd never trust you again." Arcee added.

"I'd be surprised." Barricade laughed at the idea of an Autobot servng a multiversal chaos bringer.

"Okay, my favorite thing about Peaches is that she finally got me to put her in a story." the fan fiction writing human said. "Peaches isn't here right now; she'll be back next chapter but she says yes she would have accpeted Sideways' offer if Swerve hadn't come along."

"By the way, I'll be here next chapter and the one after-hey, where are you going?" Swerve asked.

"I've got to put on the movie I got for my birthday because my siblings want to watch it!" MISCrasyaboutfanfics replied. "It's The Princess and the Frog and most of my family hasn't seen it so I got it on DVD!"

"Well, wish her a happy birthday when you review." Arcee said to the reader(s).