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I woke and looked outside. Almost dawn. I looked over at the transvestite slung across my bed. That had been an experience of a lifetime. An experience I would never forget.
"Damn." Was all I could manage to say, as I stared up at the ceiling. My panties were going round in circles, they were hanging on the ceiling fan.
"Your welcome." I looked down to see Frank had awoken. I laughed.
"What the hell have I gotten myself into?" I finally said.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
"I'm in a strange castle, filled with people from another planet, and I just slept with a transvestite I barely know."
"Your point is?" He asked.
"My god, is this normal on your planet too?" I asked.
"Hun, this is beyond normal!"
"What is your planet like?" I asked.
"It's a beautiful wonderland, a lot like this castle. Filled with free sex, free speech, and all the other freedoms your planet says you have, and a helluva lot more. Its a vast colorful wonderland. I think you would love it!" he said, smiling at his memories of his home planet.
"If it's so wonderful, why did you come here to this eminence hell hole, filled with rape, murder, and god knows what else?" I asked disgusted.
"Hun, This is the last place in the universe I would like to be. I would MUCH rather be on my home planet than here! But it wasn't exactly my choice. I was forced to come to this forsaken land, after a Transylvanian law was discovered. It said that if I were to become King someday, I would have to do something good for the Transylvanian society, as if being me wasn't enough for society. So I was sent here to work on my experiments, and until I discover something huge, I'm stuck here." He said, disgusted.
"Why Earth? Why not some deserted planet like Jupiter or Mars? Wouldn't it be easier to work were you don't have to worry about others finding out?" I asked.
"It would be, but why would I go to a place without people?" He replied kinkily.
"Good point." I said, leaning in for a kiss.
"So, how do you and Columbia spend your Earthly time? There can't be anything fun here." He asked.
"We have jobs. Which reminds me, I have to be at work in a few hours." I said, reluctantly getting out of bed.
"Must you go? Can't you just, I don't know, lie or something and stay here for I don't know, a week or two?" He said, begging with eyes. The offer wasn't too bad.
"I don't know." I said, sitting back down on the bed.
"Baby, just try it for a week. I'm not that bad am I?" He asked, pulling me closer.
"Fine, I'll stay. But I can only get today off, if I can get that! But I'll be here for most of the day and get back before the morning." I explained, getting closer.
"Good, good. Do you think Columbia will stay?" He asked, his lips centimeters from mine.
"I'm sure she will." I said, barely above a whisper.
"Good, Good. Now, where were we?" He asked, with a sly grin.
"About here!" I said flipping back on to the bed.