Authors note: Here's chappie 9. well here yea go…

This story contains YAOI!! If you don't like YAOI then don't read!!

Kk just wanted to get that outta the way.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto or any of the other Naruto charries. But shan and the fan club DOES belong to us.

Chapter 9

Gaara had turned to the dreaded cloths that lie on top of Naruto's bed. It had been 20 minutes since Naruto had left the room and Gaara still hadn't put on the clothes that Ikuto and Koichi had bought for him, they just looked…uncomfortable.

Finally bearing it and biting pride Gaara tugged off his Kazekage outfit and wiped off his legs, he'd have to shower later for that but it wasn't so bad. Then, pulling on the pants he groaned and placed in the button, they were extremely tight fitting, if Gaara had any fat…anywhere, it would show, instead through the pants you could see every crevice of his muscles and legs. Yes, every last one. He bent down on the bed, feeling uncomfortable as he leaned over to tug on and lace up the gunner boots. Finally he got both on and stood up, being several inches taller. Just as the red head was reaching over to grab his shirt he could hear screaming and rapid footsteps, he curiously turned towards the door with a slight frown, fighting seemed to be happening just beyond the wood, all the shadows in the room making it seem eerie. Then, suddenly, the door burst open with such force that the top hinge was knocked off and Naruto rolled in, X-eyed and bleeding just before the door swung open slightly more widely to show an ostentatious violet eyed and haired girl winking and making the peace sign, her other hand was on her hip.

"Hyoo!" she sounded, Gaara's face dropped, he reached up in disbelief, all of his fingers twitching in recognition of the catch-sound.

"Shinneri, Shan at your service!" she chimed strutting into the room and stepping on Naruto who grunted. She strode directly up to Gaara and, still winking, traced her finger over the Kage's bare chest before further declaring herself officially. She spun so her back was with him, making sharp, visable creases in the air with her finger she traced 'S' then below it 'F' and to the right of that 'C' before outlining it with a huge 'G'

Shan turned back towards Gaara and grinned.

"Shinneri, Fan Club of Gaara! Reporting for duty! Ahh…Gaara-Sama, what an amazing thing! To see you shirtless is like seeing an angel, ahh, hyoo catch me blonde baka, I could faint." Her hand rested on her forehead and she staggered for a moment, one eye open and glaring at Naruto who was now standing up and growling rather furiously.

Though when Shan realized the blonde wouldn't catch him she 'Hmph'ed and struck yet another one of her countless poses.

"Hyoo! This boy, Naruto…why do you live with him Gaara-Sama---- ?!" she dragged out the Kage's honorific sadly. Gaara clenched his teeth in irritation. Shan Shinneri, the leader of the Shinneri fan club. It was his adoring club at home that used to cause him grief daily. Here, where he thought he'd escaped, he never wanted to see her.

Shan crossed her arms and continued to stare at Gaara for a while before putting her hands near her mouth and yelling at the top of her lungs.

"HYOOOOO!" And as if it was a signal 15 girls ran in shrieking when they saw Gaara and his bare chest. Most of the girls he recognized as the original members of the annoying fan club, but the others he figured were from Konoha. Gaara's right eye twitched irritably and he turned to the violet haired leader who looked proud of herself. Naruto got up from being trampled on by a mob of girls and walked over to Gaara. All the girls were whispering to each other and then they started staring at the blonde and then to the amazing Gaara-chan. Naruto glared at them and tried to usher them out of the room only to be pushed away again.

Naruto's anger level had rose to a dangerous level and Naruto's face turned red in frustration. The fan girls were about to jump on top of Gaara, but Naruto moved himself between the girls and the red head. His eyes turned a deep maroon and his pupils narrowed like a cat's. He bent his knees and made a hand sign. Chakra covered him. The chakra had a strange feeling to it that made Gaara worry a little. Then Naruto smirked.

"Kage Bunshiin No Jutsu!" Naruto yelled and a round of shadow clones appeared in a puff of smoke, making a barrier around the Kazekage.

"I'm only gonna warn all of you ONCE…. Get the hell out." Naruto warned in a hushed tone. All the clones glared menacingly at the mob of scared girls and they bolted out crying hysterically. Naruto relaxed and let his clones disappear with a 'poof'.

Gaara lat out a relieved sigh when the girls left the room. He was a little scared of the fan club and especially their leader, Shan-Chan. Last time he got too close to the girl's he ended up in a girl's school uniform and they took about 100 pictures (not exaggerating) and sent them to the 'Head-Quarters'. Who knows what they ended up doing to them. Gaara's heart beat went up just by the memory of it.

Naruto tensed up when he heard clapping behind them. Shinneri was leaning against the wall and looked at Naruto. She seemed a little amused by the blonde.

"That was QUITE a show you put on Naruto Uzumaki." Shinneri Said calmly. She seemed unaffected by Naruto's performance. Naruto clenched his fist, about ready to leap at her but Shinneri was at Naruto's back in a blink of an eye. Naruto had no time to react before she twisted Naruto's arm to his back, making his fist reach the very base of his nape. She pushed him down making his stomach hit the ground. She still had Naruto pinned and squirming helplessly when she looked up at Gaara smiling.

"You bitch..." Naruto choked out but Shinneri only tightened her grip on his wrist and brought it up further, straining Naruto's shoulder. Naruto yelped in pain. Gaara couldn't watch this any longer. His body shivered in anger and he walked over to the girl and picked her up by her hair causing her to squeal with pain and stare up at Gaara with hurt filled, watery eyes,

"Gaara-Sama, please, that hurts." She whispered and Gaara released her, having her hit the floor from the three foot drop.

"Kyah! Gaara-Sama you bad boy! IT'S NARUTO'S FAULT ISN'T IT?!" She jumped to a stand and pointed accusingly at Naruto, Gaara covered his eyes, embarrassed for the idiocy of the girl in front of him, it was when she started cackling evilly that he peeked through his fingers.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" She gleamed, covering her mouth with sparkles around her.

"I will be back for you my…" she changed her tone and seductively—though it didn't work—stepped towards Gaara and tilted his chin towards her, "Gaa-Rah-Saa-Mah." And with that she placed a wet kiss on Gaara's cheek and disappeared out the door.
Both boy's eyes seeped red as they stiffly glared out the door.

"If we don't," Naruto began, growling, his sentence trailed off and Gaara continued it through teeth clenched so hard they might've cracked,

"Leave soon I'll kill her."
And with that both of them turned toward each other and smiled before Naruto headed out the door. Gaara threw on his shirt and wiped off his cheek, dying a little bit on the inside as the spit touched more of his flesh.

Shan skipped along the street of Konoha, happy to get to kiss Gaara's cheek. People stared at her as she skipped around, but she didn't care. She stopped when she was getting a little hungry and walked into the first small restaurant she saw. She walked in pushing the door roughly. She walked over to an old man that was taking orders and ordered a small cup of iced tea and a bowl of rice. Once she got her food she looked around for a place to sit. She saw 7 tables and all of them were full except for one, which only had a boy sitting at it. She walked closer to the table to see the boy more clearly. He was eating a plate of fried salmon and was reading some papers. He had raven colored hair and pale skin but he looked quite handsome. But in Shan's mind he wasn't more handsome then the famous Gaara-sama. But she shrugged and decided to sit near the raven haired boy anyway.

"Hello! My name's Shan." The girl said, but the boy didn't even look up when she sat herself down next to him. That irritated Shan. She loathed being ignored.

"Hey! I said 'HI'!" Shan yelled; making everybody turn there heads towards them. But she didn't care as long as she wasn't ignored.

"You're too loud." The boy said but didn't look up from his papers. Shan's cheeks puffed out and she went red in irritation. But she stopped when she remembered who he was.

"Hey! I know YOU! You're that Uchiha kid! Aren't you in the same team as Naruto Uzumaki?" The boy still didn't look up but replied.

"So? What of it?"

"Nothing really. I was just curious… are you two close friends?"

"I guess you could say that"

"Well… You wouldn't happen to know why Gaara-sama is always at Naruto's house would you?" Sasuke looked up when the girl mentioned Gaara's name.

"All I was told was that Gaara is staying because he was tutoring Naruto." Sasuke replied and narrowed his eyes. "How'd you know that Gaara was staying over there?"

"Well… I was just over there a few minutes ago to say hi to Gaara-sama, but then I was attacked by Naruto." Shan exaggerated. Sasuke looked back down. He was starting to get bored of the conversation. Shan peered past the boy's shoulder to read what he was reading. She happened to catch the words Sabuku No Gaara before Sasuke caught her looking and quickly hid the papers under the table.

"Hey! hey! What were those papers about! I saw Gaara-sama's name on it! Tell me!" Shan roared as she stood straight up knocking her chair over and having people start glaring at them again. Sasuke blushed slightly but then shook it away and turned towards the annoying girl.

"Alright I'll tell you, but only on two conditions." Sasuke whispered over to her. The violet haired girl thought about it for a couple seconds before standing her chair back up and sitting down to lean closer to the Uchiha.

"Fine. What are your 'conditions'?" She asked.

"First you'll stop shouting and second you'll not tell ANYONE or ANYTHING about what I'm going to tell you." Sasuke said to her.

"Fine…" Shan said and looked a little disappointed but looked back up at Sasuke.

"Okay, these pape-"

"Wait hold on a second." The girl said quietly as she went through her pockets and brought out a small tape recorder. She placed on the table carefully and pushed it close to the Uchiha.

"What the hell is that for? I told you that this isn't to be repeated or told to anyone else…" Sasuke said irritated.

"Well you didn't say that the TAPERECORDER couldn't tell anyone. Jeez… Be more specific next time." Shan said and stuffed the object back into her pockets.

"Is it OFF?" The Uchiha asked suspiciously.

"YES… now just tell me."

TEN MINUTES BEFORE THIS HAPPENED…

"Why don't we go out and eat?" Naruto suggested as he looked out the window and glared at Shinneri Shan as she walked out of his house skip away down the street.

"Sure why not?" Gaara said. He wanted to get out of the house anyway since it started to reek, because of all the different perfumes that the girls had been wearing when they stormed through Naruto's house.

"Ramen!" Naruto shouted in an excited voice before attempting to run down the street, Gaara stopped him though by grabbing a hold of his collar and acting as though he were speaking to himself.

"Hmm I wonder what Naru-Chan and I are going to do today?" he began to himself, noticeably dragging the blonde down a certain path.

"I wonder if he'll mind if I take him out for Udon and Sushi? And then if we went and ate it on the docks because I don't see water at home? I wonder if he'll mind that, maybe I should ask? No. I want it to be a surprise." Gaara said loud enough so the sobbing blonde could hear.

"I get it, I get it!" Naruto shouted and tugged his collar out of Gaara's grip. Naruto smiled and caught up with Gaara so they could walk side by side. Naruto slid his hand into Gaara's, making him blush slightly. Naruto looked straight at the red head and smiled happily as they walked down the streets holding hands. A couple people turned their heads to see the two boys so close, and a few of them had nose bleeds. Gaara's blush deepened and then he cleared his throat.

"Um… Naruto. Why don't you… go get some food for us at that restaurant and… I'll be in the bathroom for a second…" Gaara said while he walked toward the bathroom, leaving Naruto looking confused. But he shrugged and went into a small restaurant to get some grub. As soon as he entered he heard yelling in the background and turned to see two people at a table near a window. A girl was standing her hands slammed on the top of the table, and a raven haired boy sat on the other side of the table looking annoyed. Naruto finally realized that the two people were Sasuke and Shan. Naruto quickly looked around for a place to hide and then found refuge under a table with a cloth on top of it, but unfortunately it was the table next to Sasuke and Shan. Naruto was glad that they didn't see him…. Yet. Naruto peered closer to the cloth to listen to what the two were talk about.

"Are you serious?! THAT'S why you have Gaara-sama's name on that?" Naruto heard Shan start laughing.

"Would you shut the hell up? You said you wouldn't tell anyone…" Sasuke said annoyed.

"I'm sorry but that's just too funny. I mean you have a crush on Gaara-sama?" Shan whispered so the other people couldn't hear. Naruto had to strain his ears to listen but he heard everything and it surprised him that Sasuke liked Gaara instead of him. Naruto was a little jealous but he continued to listen.

"It doesn't really matter anymore. Apparently, Gaara-Kun likes Naruto, so I don't have a chance to get Gaara-Kun." Sasuke admitted with a sigh. Naruto's eyes widened even more. Gaara liked him!? He noticed that Gaara had been acting really weird lately but Naruto never noticed.

"Well apparently you give up too easily. The only thing getting in the way of you and Gaara-Sama is that Naruto kid. And I can help you with that." Shan said with a wink. Sasuke suddenly seemed interested and moved in closer to whisper. He leaned forward on top of the table so he could rest his face in his hands and lean on his elbows.

"What's the 'catch'?" He asked curiously.

"I'll get rid of Naruto Uzumaki for the whole day only if I can…" And then she went over to Sasuke bending down to have her lips just barely brushed against his ears. Naruto couldn't hear it but he raised the cloth a little bit and peered under it to see Sasuke's expression. Sasuke was listening then he started blushing madly. Then he pulled away fast still blushing.

"Either that or you're on your own." Shan warned as she waved her right index finger back and forth.

"Fine… But how do I get Gaara-Kun… Without him getting suspicious?" Sasuke asked. Shan thought about it for a second and then starting whispering into Sasuke's ear again.

Sasuke looked surprised and then a menacing smile formed on his face. Naruto gulped. It took him a lot of patience and strain on his ears, but he actually heard the plan… it was one of the worst things he'd ever heard.

Sasuke suddenly looked up and called a waiter over, he muttered something about still being hungry and Shan laughed before dropping down next to him and once more revising papers. The Waiter paused at their table and took their orders. Naruto wanted…no, Naruto needed to get out of there. He needed to warn Gaara and he needed to well, he needed to go get Udon. Gaara would be wondering where he was anyway and the blonde needed a way to avoid the terrible things that were going to happen.

Naruto would have bolted for the door but for some reason Sasuke kept glancing at it like he wanted to escape maybe? Shan did seem really annoying. It was then, though that the waiter came back out with their food and Naruto recognized the food instantly.

"Ramen!" he growled before pouncing out from under the table and attacking the waiter. Sasuke and Shan looked up, everyone did. But once the realization dawned on Sasuke and Shan's faces darkness spread over them, they both stood, cooing slightly and heading toward the blonde when the bell sounded and someone walked inside.

Naruto could recognize the chakra immediately, before the blonde knew what was happening he was being pulled up with ramen being wiped off of him.

"Naru-Chan I told you to stay, Sasuke I told you to go away and Shan…" he paused,

"Die." With that he picked Naruto up and strode out of the store. Outside Naruto whined and complained.

"Gaa-Kun!" he begged, "I'm okay now! Arigatou! Datte…kare putto umau!! You can put me down now…"

Gaara sighed and shook his head, the red head then resting his cheek on Naruto's outer thigh.

"Iie, anytime I set you alone anywhere something bad happens. So, just stay with me." He reasoned, turning into the udon open shop

Naruto sighed and wriggled slightly, making Gaara inch his head away from him. Finally the blonde moved to much and Gaara let out an irritated grunt before shoving Naruto onto his lap and pinning his arms to his sides, he turned Naruto so the blonde's side was pressed against Gaara's torso and cradled his arm.

Gaara gave a signal to the waiter and he came over. The waiter gave them a weird look once he saw a boy sitting on another boy's lap. But the waiter came over anyway and bent down.

"What would you like for today, sirs?"

"We would both like some Udon." Gaara told the waiter.

"Yes, sir. Coming right up." The waiter said as he turned around toward the kitchen shouting some stuff. Naruto was still cradled in Gaara's arms and He was starting to get a little uncomfortable.

"Umm.. G-gaa-chan…" Naruto stuttered and looked at the chair on the other side of the table and then to Gaara.

"Can I sit….. In that chair…" Naruto asked pouting out his lip cutely.

"Nope." Gaara said.

"B-but…" Naruto started but shut up when the noodles were set on the table. Gaara smiled and turned Naruto so that he was facing him and Naruto was sitting on his lap, each knee at Gaara's hips. Naruto blushed set his hands on Gaara's shoulders to help him keep balance. He looked around and saw several people staring at the two boys. Naruto was about to say something but Gaara had put some food into Naruto's mouth from his fork.

"You get embarrassed to easily" Gaara stated as he continued to feed Naruto. Naruto didn't seem to hear him and continued munching on the Udon happily.

Gaara and Naruto Had finished there bowls of noodles quickly but they both enjoyed it. Gaara was about to let Naruto get off of his lap when Naruto looked down at his foot and started to yell.

"What the hell? Where'd my shoe go?!" Gaara looked down at Naruto's foot and saw that his shoe was gone. He looked around and saw a boy holding up a shoe triumphantly.

"It's about time you noticed you two 'love birds'." The brown haired boy said as held the shoe out farther from him.

"Your shoes STINK!!" The boy yelled. Gaara stared at the boy. The boy's green eyes grew wide and so did Gaara's.

"It's YOU." Gaara said darkly as he stood up remembering the boy. Naruto sat on the chair with a 'WTF' look on his face.

"Give me back the shoe little boy…" Gaara warned. But the boy only held onto the shoe tighter. The boy then looked at the red head with a victorious look in his eyes.

"I'll give it back… only if you give me back MY music box!" The boy yelled at Gaara, which wasn't a good idea because Gaara clenched his fist and was walking towards the boy.

"Like I said before… it's not YOURS and I'm not giving it back. If you don't give it back then I'll have to kill you." Gaara said glaring down at the boy. The boy was frozen where he was. Then there was yelling outside that broke the eerie silence. It grew louder then a woman stormed in.

"Tokoben!! Where ARE you?!" The women walked over to the little boy and took his hand and grabbed the shoe with a confused look on her face. Tokoben gave Gaara a dirty look and than he started to 'cry'. He must've been a good actor, because the woman suddenly went into 'mother' mode.

"What's wrong honey?" She asked still holding Naruto's shoe.

"That mean guy said he's going to KILL me.." Tokoben accused and pointed towards Gaara who seemed unaffected by the boys crying.

"How DARE you speak to my son like that!" The mom yelled and slapped Gaara across the face with the shoe. Gaara's eyes went bloodshot but he tried to calm himself down. Killing two citizens wouldn't be good for his reputation as Kazekage. Naruto watched as Gaara argued with the woman. The boy continued crying.

The woman walked away with the boy holding his hand and she was stilling grasping Naruto's shoe. Gaara raced after them determined to get the shoe back. Naruto sighed and was about to get up and follow Gaara when he was slammed back onto the seat. Strong hands grasped his shoulders. His arms were held back and someone tied his hands together. Naruto wanted to yell for help but a hand covered his mouth. Everyone in the restaurant was too caught up in the argument with Gaara and the boy to notice Naruto. He desperately tried to escape but it was no use. Then all of a sudden something covered his eyes making everything go dark.