Authors note: Here's chappie 18. Me and Kat's fanfic! W00t!

This story contains YAOI!! If you don't like YAOI then don't read!!

Kk just wanted to get that outta the way.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto or any of the other Naruto charries. But Shan and the fan club DOES belong to us.

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Chapter 18

Dust settled in the air, the sky shone through it slowly and sun light filtered gently into the ruins of Naruto's house…that…wasn't there? The lit faces of our main characters slowly fades into view as they place themselves next to each other.

Gaara and Naruto stood there confused and utterly shocked. What lay before them was a rebuilt and fixed 'Naruto house'. Gaara was expecting the house to still be ruined and that's why he rushed Naruto over here, so they could fix it before Temari got there. And not only did it shock them that it was fixed, but there were also hundreds of fan girls standing in front of it, sobbing hysterically.

Gaara wrapped his arms around Naruto protectively, almost possessively. The small blond clung to Gaara, fear evident in his huge blue eyes. But they both relaxed slightly when Tsunade came forward. She cleared her throat and began to speak in a professional Hokage voice.

"Shan and her fellow 'fan girl crew' feel guilty about the whole mess and they have rebuilt Naruto's house and they hope that deep down you will forgive them. They shall be leaving once they finish cleaning up i what's left /i of Konoha as of i right now /i " She glared at the fan girls and they flinched. The girls were scared of the Hokage, and they had good reason to be.

"Hai…" The answered warily before they were ushered to fix what they ruined. Gaara never let go of Naruto though, until all but one girl was left. It was Shan and she seemed to be glaring daggers at Naruto, but he didn't seem affected by it. Then Shan took a step forward and Gaara let a ferocious hiss escape his throat. Shan flinched back as if she had been stabbed through the heart.

"Now, Now Gaara. Be nice. You don't want to end up in another nude photo shoot, now do you?" Naruto warned, and annoyed redhead that was embracing him in an iron grip froze as he remembered the photo-thing he had to do in order to save his precious kitsune. Gaara let an involuntary shudder run through his body and that's when Naruto went and escaped Gaara's frozen arms. He walked over to Shan who was still glaring at him.

"Is there something you wanted to tell us?" Naruto said coolly as he came face to face with the violet haired girl. She just stood there, loathing the small blond boy, who dared take her precious Gaara-sama, and tainted his angel-like skin.

Suddenly, Shan grabbed Naruto by the arm and lurched down the street with him in a cloud of smoke. Gaara's eyes widened and he bolted after them only to be caught in the ribs by Tsunade's arm.

"You're coming with me…" she ku-ku-ku-ed with her eyes glinting. Gaara gulped in fear and trained his eyes towards where Naruto had just been anxiously while Tsunade pulled him in the opposite direction.

Meanwhile, Naruto stood with Shan, his hands on his knees and panting while the neon haired girl stood above him; her hands on her hips and a small smirk on her face.

"So Naruto…" she began in a new, different and high pitched voice as she paced away from him; swinging one arm ostentatiously.

"How much money do you have on you?" she demanded quickly, spinning to face him. Naruto rose to his full height and glared at her, shoving his hands in his pockets and he brought out a small wallet that was in the shape of a frog.

"Eh…Gama-san has about ¥20,000… why?" he growled after a moment. Shan tried not to laugh because: Firstly, The boy was carrying around a frog wallet and then he had NAMED it.

But she composed herself and immediately Shan's face molded into a salesman grin when he told her how much money he was carrying and she leered her way forward before shoving a several few polaroids in front of Naruto.

Blood dribbled into the soil; oozing from the blonde's nose as he stared at the pictures. Shan held a hand to her face and scoffed at the uke so obviously it caused Naruto to look or rather, glare at her.

He opened his mouth to speak, only getting cut off by the woman and feeling even more degraded.

"All of your money for all of the pictures." She stated simply. Naruto's eyes widened at the price for some simple pictures but as his eyes slowly drifted back down to the steam surrounded…bare, Gaara…more blood came from his nose and he slapped all his money into the girl's hand. She in turn handed over the picture and shooed Naruto away; who happily ran into the nearest ally to stare at the pictures.

Gaara's eye twitched upwards, he knew Shan was doing something extremely stupid but serious with Naruto and he, personally, had enough of her antics. At the current moment he was tied up in Tsunade's office with a scroll in front of him that he used his chakra to write over and over;

I will do my job and teach Naruto the ways of the Kage.

However in the last few lines of the words; I wonder if the dumbass is okay. Were written consistently. The Kazekage sighed and furrowed his imaginary eyebrows together before letting his sand shield burst outward and destroy the tethers on him as well as the scroll in front of him. He scrambled ungracefully to his feet, but knowing no one was watching; didn't care as he launched out the window with a shatter.

A female blonde wandered the streets of Konoha, her gaze occasionally flowing back to where her escort; Shikamaru, should be but wasn't being that she'd knocked him unconscious after he'd—for once—actually attempted to come onto her.

Smirking she made her way to the corner of where a certain blonde dobe and her magnificent brother would obviously be.

When she first came to Konoha, she was a little surprised by what she saw; Konoha was a wreck. Some buildings looked like they were trampled over and some windows were shattered in. There were girl's everywhere and they seemed to be trying to pick up the mess.

"Jeez… And I though Suna was bad… What i has /i the Hokage been doing? It looked like a stampede of elephants came storming through here." Temari Said out loud, and a few fan girls nearby laughed nervously at here last comment. Temari looked at them questioningly and was about to walk away but someone tapped her on the shoulder. She whirled around only to be face to face with Konoha's proud Hokage. But she didn't seem so proud right this second; for obvious reasons.

"Do you have a i problem /i with Konoha, Temari of the Sand?" Tsunade asked as she toward over Temari and the younger blond could've sworn she saw lighting flash behind the Hokage.

"Um… N-no! Of course not! Konoha is B-beautiful." Temari stammered and waved her hands in front of her to try and make her seem less suspicious but it didn't help.

Next thing Temari knew, a swarm of pink smoke was surrounding her and then she heard a very loud i Pop/i ring in her ears. And as soon as the smoke cleared she opened her eyes slowly… and everything seemed to be normal except for the fact that she had trouble balancing. She looked down at her feet only to see…. That there weren't feet… but instead there was a paw and… a wing? Then she looked at her arms only to find that her left arm looked like a bear paw and the other arm looked like a… another wing…?! The hell!

And the worst part of it all was that she was all….PINK!!!

Tsunade snickered when she saw the new (and improved) Temari squawking and flailing about, trying to balance itself on one paw. Personally, the Hokage loved torturing people like this. It was just too much fun, though she would never admit to it, being Hokage and all…

Tsunade 'POOF'ed a long, full-view mirror between her and Temari. The pink fluffy and feathery thing, known as Temari, looked at the mirror in horror. What she saw wasn't her, but it was a freaking crossbreed between a panda and a flamingo. She was turned into a 'Flapango'!

'NOOOOOO!!!'

She tried to yell and curse at the Hokage, but the only thing that escaped her beak were 'roars' and 'squawks'. Tsunade started rolling on the ground, clutching her stomach as she laughed her ass off (figuratively speaking, of course…)

Temari ruffled her feathers and hopped over, on her one paw, to Tsunade and flapped her wings at her.

"Pakwuaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!" Temari screeched and continued to beat the Hokage with her Wings, but it didn't seem to do much damage. The Hokage just laughed harder, but after a couple more useless beatings from Temari's new wings, Tsunade stood up straight and had a serious expression on.

"That's what you get for insulting my Village and as for transforming you back… I can't…" Tsunade said and she shook her head dramatically. Temari hopped in frantic circles as if to say

'So I'm stuck like this forever?! '

"But the effects should wear off in a matter of hours…or was it days? Hmm." Tsunade muttered half to herself as if she read Temari's distressed thoughts.

Naruto sat up and looked around him with dreary eyes. He had passed out in the alleyway due to blood loss. That should teach him to not look at nude photos of Gaara, or other wise known as Gaara-sex-god-on-sexy-legs-who-is-sexier-than-anyone!!

Naruto looked around him only to find that he was surrounded by his own blood, and unfortunately when he fainted the photos fell in the blood and now they were ruined… dang… Well what did Naruto care? He could see Gaara naked whenever he wanted, really… I mean they did have sex.

The blonde wobbled to his feet and grinned, thinking of that night…and avoiding the thought of what happened afterward as he left the alleyway to go find a certain redhead. Though, the moment he left the darkness a new darkness came over him. Naruto shielded his eyes with one hand and peered upward at the obvious eclipse when he was struck down to the ground; groaning and slowly shoving the baby elephant off of him he noticed that it was red…red and…Gaara.

The kage groaned at the impact and glared at whoever got in his way; his gaze softening at the sight of his own blonde boyfriend. A small smile appeared on his lips as Naruto playfully punched him in the arm and grinned foxily.

"Hey that hurt!" he whined before attempting to get up. However in a split second he clutched his head and dropped to the ground. Gaara frowned worriedly and crawled over to him; cupping his face in his hands and examining the blonde. Immediately his smile turned into a frown at the blood dribbling down his nose. Naruto sniffled it up and blushed deeply before shuddering. Slowly, he slid out of Gaara's hands as dead weight; his eyes rolling into the back of his head and the last thing he murmured was;

"Let's have sex Gaara…" before bashing into the ground.

Gaara took a deep breath and recollected himself before standing and scooping the blonde idiot into his arms and walking towards the house.

How far had Shan taken him? God, it would help if he really knew this town; the fan girls were looking at him funny and…they were building new shops and everything and it was becoming unnaturally girlie.

The Kage paused in front of a certain new shop; sparkles seemingly flew out the open door, almost knocking Gaara down with perfumed love. The scent attracted Naruto however; who immediately bolted upward, eyes wide. He scanned the area for a brief moment before jumping out of Gaara's arms and whirling around.

"Gaara! Go home and I'll be there with a…uhh…surprise!" he almost demanded. Gaara's fists clenched at the showing of authority from his uke kitsune and he narrowed his eyes; gaining a gulp from Naruto who added in a meek 'Please'.

Grinning internally at the control he loved Gaara folded his arms and made his way down the street. He paused in front of a reinitiated house and whistled in admiration before making his way inside. A scream echoed around Konoha and several movements were heard from the inside of the house. In case you're wondering; it was, in fact and uncharacteristic Gaara: unclipping what seemed to be thousands of his photos from the walls before Naruto could b ever /b see them. The consequences wouldn't be too bad, but still. Gaara wasn't vain but he knew he looked irresistible in each photo and he wanted Naruto to have sex with him for random occasions; not constantly for his—

You know, maybe he should leave a few photos out. Being nymphomaniac wasn't always a bad thing after all.

The red head smirked widely and deposited a few polaroids into the desk where he'd found Sasuke's pictures a while ago. Clapping his hands together the kage made his way to the kitchen; prepared to make Naruto a ramen or thirty for dinner.

Now you're probably wondering where our blonde-headed-wonder is, what he's doing, and where in the hell his seme-spurt came from—no sexual pun intended.

Naruto was, in fact, browsing the aisles in the very shop that shot ammunitions of perfume to its outdoor customers; his pale finger trailed over the animalistic cosplays and he couldn't help but giggle at the sight of a certain pair of ears and bushy tail.

Immediately he grabbed the outfit and rushed to the counter; slapping the outfit down in front of the salesgirl who turned to face him with a gleaming smile.

"Good day sir! Is this all you will be purchasing?" she paused to Naruto's quick nod before continuing; "All right! Your total is ¥12,697! It's a bit pricey for what you're asking but hey! Ain't it kawaii?" she grinned but Naruto could see the demand behind it. He agreed with her hastily and reached for Gama-San wallet before gulping at the fact that his frog's belly was empty.

"Oh…I'll put it back, I don't have any yen." Naruto whispered sadly after a moment, his face dropping into pure sadness. The salesgirl frowned in response to his sadness and sighed, shaking her head.

"It was so cute too…" she trailed off in thought, balancing her chin on her hand before a light bulb went off in her head.

"Ah! I know, take this um…thing! And you can have it for free!" She grinned as sweat droplets ran down her temple; grabbing an item from under the counter.

Naruto peered closer to see what she was grabbing that was worth such yen and gasped as an unnatural being was held into the air; the odd creature shaking wildly and squawking at Naruto. The blonde squealed and glommed the creature before grinning right back at the saleswoman.

"I-OW-OW-OW-Love-YOUCH-IT!" he cried as the Flapango pecked at his neck and shoulders. The saleslady quickly made the exchange and ran to the back; closing up shop before Naruto could 'change his mind' not that he would, anyway.

Naruto's face was in full force beaming grin as he swung his back and arms back and fourth; heading home. The odd creature hobbled along angrily next to him; though signs of obvious relief were written over its pink beady eyes.

Gaara licked his index finger and scowled at the off taste of the oriental ramen he was cooking. Around him were burnt pots and noodles, the smell wretched in the air. Irritated the red head added in more hot sauce to the mix. Oriental was supposed to taste spicy right? Hearing the key in its lock a shiver ran up Gaara's spine; to Naruto, he came off as a good cook. He couldn't ruin it now! Gaara summoned a grand amount of chakra and turned the pots and pans into flowers and chocolates…all the romantic things he could think of. At that moment Naruto walked into the house and peered into the kitchen; the smile on his face, if possible, growing larger.

"Gaa-Kun! All this? For me!? Wow that's so—is that hot sauce?" Gaara cocked his head to the left to see the hot sauce still on the counter; before a blush could form on the Kage's cheeks Naruto beamed.

"I LOVE HOT SAUCE!" He screamed before avoiding the flowers and chocolates and grabbing the hot sauce; then drinking it. Gaara frowned in disgust but was, of course, relieved even with Naruto's queer habits. He turned back to the ramen and turned it off before it could burn; pouring the soup into a giant bowl and then stirring in a few hidden vegetables that would give Naruto the small amount of health he needed he passed the bowl to Naruto who immediately shoved it to the table and wrapped his arms around Gaara.

Gaara smiled into the blonde's hair, breathing in his scent and clutching onto him. It was nice enough that Gaara settled his back into the counter and tilted Naruto's chin upward; placing a small kiss on his lips before he nodded to the ramen.

Naruto looked back at the steaming bowl; his mouth watering before he shook himself out of it. The kage himself was absolutely astounded, despite the burning tingling on his lips from the kiss with Naruto; immediately he clutched Naruto's shoulders and shook him, wondering where the real Naruto was.

"No! I can't eat it now is all, I have a surprise for you; remember Gaa-Kun?" Naruto pouted and clutched his hands together. Gaara raised an eyebrow and a smile played on his peach lips before he nodded and let Naruto trot into the next room over.

A moment or two passed in which the flowers wilted and Gaara threw them out the window; thanking kamis Naruto didn't eat the chocolate else he have a pot in his stomach when Gaara's chakra faltered.

Gaara turned around only to find a large pink beast… thing… so close to his face. He forced back a growl that was threatening to escape and he was about to attack the monster that had found its way into the house.

"No! Bad Gaa-kun!!" Naruto yelled and whapped Gaara on the head with a newspaper that came out of nowhere.

"She's a new addition to the family! You don't kill family! Got it?!" Naruto exclaimed as he waved around his newspaper to get his point across. Gaara just sat on the counter and crossed his arms while he started a glaring contest with the panda and flamingo…. Animal… of some sort…

"Uh.. Naru-chan? What i is /i it?" Gaara asked, his glare still didn't fade and surprisingly, seemed to understand everything that was being said and it started pecking at Gaara's head. A vein started to pulse at his temple and he felt his anger rise to a new level. Luckily Naruto was there to stop Gaara from strangling the poor pink being.

"I don't know what it is… but we need to give it a name." Naruto said as he pondered over many…many different names… actually he could only think of one.

"I know! Let's call him Gaara junior." Naruto yelled and he did the nice guy pose.

"Isn't it a girl, Naruto?" Gaara asked as he looked at the brooding pink fuzzy thing.

"Okay… Then how about…. Gaara- señorita?"

"What the… why Spanish? And the hell are we naming it after me!" Gaara shouted.

"Aren't pandas Spanish?" Naruto asked as he pointed to the pink Flapango… Or so we call it; also completely disregarding Gaara's demand to have the pink "adorable" creature be named after him.

"Naruto… I think I'd know if pandas were Spanish… I mean what with all the nicknames of me being a panda… I mean what the hell?! I'd understand if I was Raccoon, because of the demon thing, but a panda! Come on!" Gaara exclaimed. His face turned red in anger and he was starting to fume. Then all of a sudden the pink Flapango disappeared in a puff of smoke and Temari appeared in its place.

"Hey! It's Poofy-hair!! You're Gaa-kun's sister right? I'm Naruto! Remember me?" Naruto said and held out a hand to Temari. She ignored the gesture and the nickname that Naruto so graciously bestowed upon her…. 'Poofy-hair' just replied a short 'Hello' before turning to Gaara, who was still fuming a little.

"Gaara, you need to come back to Suna. We need you to come back. You're the Kazekage. Remember?" Temari said as she went into 'older sister mode'. Naruto, who was upset about being ignored, was now getting teary eyed.

"You mean Gaa-kun… has to leave?" Naruto choked out and you could see tears running down his cheeks. Gaara pulled Naruto into his arms and he glared at Temari over the blonde's shoulder as if saying, 'Now look what you did!'

Temari was both confused and shocked by Gaara's actions towards the blonde idiot. She has never seen Gaara show any kind of affection towards i anyone /i , let alone a little brat from Konoha.

"G-Gaara… it's important that you get back to Suna as soon as possible." Temari insisted. Gaara sighed and looked down at Naruto who was looking back at him with tears glistening in his eyes.

"Naruto, I have to speak with Temari for a couple of minutes. Could you give us a second?" Gaara asked carefully, making sure not to make the boy even more upset. Naruto just nodded and walked to the other end of the kitchen until he was too far away to hear anything, Gaara then turned to Temari.

"Temari, I can't just leave him. And I about that, I was wondering…" Gaara trailed off. He wasn't comfortable with asking his older sister things and usually he would just order it, but he guessed it would be best to ask instead. "I was wondering if Naruto could move with us in Suna." Gaara finished quickly and crossed his arms as he stared at his sister.

"No. That is out of the question Gaara! We can't take him back with us." Temari said and she was surprised that Gaara would even suggest something like that. "I mean… He has friends here and doesn't he want to become Hokage of Konoha?" Temari asked, trying to persuade Gaara otherwise. She looked around and spotted Naruto chasing around a small dust bunny that would float in the air every once in a while.

"But I can't just leave him…" Gaara said stubbornly. He was determined to stay with his Kitsune: No matter what. Temari pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration. She knew she wasn't going to win this argument so she made a deal with him.

"You have three more days Gaara. But that's it. We need you back in Suna." Temari demanded and disappeared in a puff of smoke. Gaara watched as the smoke cleared and he could see Naruto on the other side of the room.

' i Only three more days… then I'll have to leave… I wonder how Naruto will take it… /i '