HAHA~!
okay... so i only realized today that i'd completely forgotten to put this chapter on
it was on Deviantart... but i completely missed putting it up here
lmao
anyway~
i'm not really starting up this story again, but i thought i'd put up this chapter, since i finally noticed
oh and BTW it's unedited
Chapter 22
Sasuke was walking down Konoha's streets quietly, brooding about how he still doesn't have Gaara; the boy of his dreams. With his I-hate-everyone attitude, and his well-built body, and his deadly sea-green eyes, and his beautiful… pink…. Hair?
Sasuke froze in mid-step as the boy he had just been daydreaming about running towards him, but what made him freeze and gape open mouthed (which was an Uchiha-no-no.), was the fact that instead of that red hair that he loved so much, Gaara had Pink hair. Sasuke quickly shook his head and then turned and caught Gaara's arm just before the boy could walk past him.
"Gaara." He stated in a whisper, then gulping down the lump that'd formed in his throat. Sasuke's love stared down at him in a way that clearly showed his adoring admiration for the young emo boy. "Have you…dyed your hair as a declaration of love to me?"
After a brief moment, Gaara tugged away and spun in circles of happiness—clutching the rose petals that flooded the pink aura around him—
-or not.
Instead Sasuke lay in a pool of blood that resembled Gaara's natural hair color as the demon boy stalked away angrily.
Gaara frowned and tugged a beanie over his head and eyes; he could just barely see, but he didn't want another Sasuke incident—especially when the duckbutt had revived and was now unstealthily stalking him through the streets.
Why was the faggoteer a ninja again?
Kami knows.
Rounding a corner, Gaara found himself in a dark allyway; wind struck through carrying leaves and tousling the short pink strands of hair that escaped from under Gaara's beanie, and he saw a tumbleweed roll on by. Just as he was about to turn around the wind caught something else; a paper on a doorway at the very end of the alley.
Immediately interested Gaara jogged to the door and tugged down the flyer, his charcoal surrounded eyes widening.
Dear Konoha!
There is going to be a huge costume party at the Uchiha residence. All of Naruto's friends are invited. The party starts at 6:00 sharp. Bring whatever you want.
Gaara stared at it for a while, and then looked at the picture on the front. It had a picture of Itachi and Naruto. Naruto looked completely confused and Itachi was smirking and winking sexily while he hugged poor Naruto. Gaara hissed and then spun around, almost bumping into Sasuke, who just so happened to be standing behind him. Gaara growled and shoved the paper in Sasuke's face.
"What the hell is this? Your brother is having a party? And why is Naruto on this picture?"
Sasuke looked at the flier in complete confusion and anger.
"How am I supposed to know what my psychopathic brother is doing, but I must say, Naruto looks pretty cute in that Fox costume. Damn… I'm gonna go back to my house to see what Itachi is up too and maybe kill him, ja." Sasuke waved goodbye while walking away towards his house, while his eyes never left the flier. Gaara growled angrily while following Sasuke towards the boy's house/mansion.
Once there, Gaara didn't hesitate to kick the door open and storm into the house, Sasuke following right behind. The pink head, formerly a redhead, stopped when he walked into the living room. He saw that there were at least 9 people here already. He saw Gai, Kakashi, Lee, Kiba, Itachi, Shino, Neji, Shikamaru, and Naruto. Gai was wearing a superman costume, Kakashi was just wearing a skeleton mask, Lee was being captain underpants (cape and all), Kiba was a werewolf, Itachi a vampire (a very smexy vampire at that), Shino was wearing his normal clothes, only he replaced his sunglasses for large granny glasses, Neji attempted to be a ghost, Shikamaru just added blue highlights to his hair—though he wore all leather, and Naruto was wearing the adorable fox costume that Gaara saw him wearing on the flier, only Naruto was now tied up in a leather rope and he was wearing a leash. Itachi just so happened to be holding said leash…
Gaara folded his arms angrily and started fuming. Naruto didn't seem very happy right now, and if Naruto wasn't happy then neither was Gaara.
Sasuke tilted his head to the side in confusion as he saw everyone sitting in a circle and staring intently on a bottle that was spinning around and around and around… Then it stopped on Naruto. The blonde looked horrified and he tried to get away, but Itachi just held onto the leash tighter and forced Naruto to remain seated. The boy whimpered as Kiba approached him.
"You know the Game Naruto. Someone spins the bottle and whoever it lands on that person has to kiss them. Now pucker up foxy." Kiba smirked as he sat down in front of the sexy looking Naruto. Naruto whimpered and pouted as Kiba came closer and a blush crept onto his cheeks. Their faces were an inch apart. A centimeter. A millimeter. Almost there. Then Kiba was suddenly thrown across the room. Naruto looked up to see a very pissed off Gaara, and Naruto couldn't have been happier to see his lover.
No words could ever express the abhor filling Gaara's system; his blood boiled and the only way he could possibly restore his calm would be to massacre thousands of grave yard babies, but being that none were in sight in the pink headed sadist settled for roaring for a full five minutes.
By the time Gaara stopped nothing stirred besides Gaara's heavily rising chest.
And then, slowly but surely, people began to clap—the clap soon rose to a cheer before full fledged applause and whistles were being thrown around the room; somewhere in that time Sasuke threw himself towards Gaara to kiss him in congratulations when the Uchiha was betch-slapped.
All became quite once more and Gaara strode up to his kitsune; snatching the leather rope for himself, but Itachi wouldn't give it up without a fight, so Sasuke, Gaara and Itachi ended up having to think of a way to duel one another without making a huge mess. Sasuke was very clear on the rule of no wrecking the house. That's when Naruto came up with the idea of a dance off, but you had to use the DDR mats. Everyone thought it was a pretty good idea, and Sasuke was kind of shocked that the dobe thought up something like that.
"Okay here are the rules; Stay on your mat and try to get as many points as possible. The Uchihas will duel first and the winner of this round will verse Gaara. The overall winner gets to have the Cute and sexy blond kitsune for the time being, but once this party is over, it's every man for themselves. Well… begin." Shikamaru finished and yawned while Itachi and Sasuke took their rightful places on the mats. Sasuke didn't really care if he got Naruto or not, he just wanted to beat Itachi, though… Naruto could be useful in some ways…
"Which song would like to play little brother?" Itachi asked smugly. Confidence written all over his face.
"Butterfly" Was the only thing that Sasuke said before he pushed the button on the mat and they both started dancing. Both were quite graceful (as expected from the Uchihas) and it seemed like they would tie but then the unthinkable happened. Sasuke accidentally tripped over his own feet and ended up missing a couple of notes. Everyone in the room gasped, except Itachi and Gaara. The song ended and Sasuke fell to his knees in shame as his older brother flipped his hair and smirked triumphantly.
"Foolish little brother. You can't even beat me in DDR. How pathetic."
"Itachi has won and will attempt the next round with Gaara. Sasuke would you please get off the mat and let Gaara have his turn." Shikamaru said in annoyance and sighed. Sasuke fell over so that he was lying on his side and he shook uncontrollably, twitching and mumbling to himself.
"Itachi..die…. DDR… trips…. Stupid… Kitsune… Gaara…." Was all that was understood from Sasuke's mumbling. Shikamaru sighed again and motioned for Lee and Gai, who nodded and sped off with Sasuke lying limp in their arms. They disappeared into the bedroom door, shut and lock the door. Why? Nobody knows…
"Okay than… On with the show!" Kakashi cheered and pulled out his Itcha Itcha book to read.
Gaara paused for a moment before stepping onto his mat, the bottom arrow was hit though unknown to him and Itachi's smirk grew before he quickly sped down to 'Captain Jack' Gaara blinked quickly and scanned the screen at the random 'Ay-Oh'ing when he noticed something peculiar—he was on Expert while…Itachi was on Standard!
Gulping the pink haired boy quickly summoned gathered amounts of chakra and no one spoke at the grace in which he twirled and spun, even Itachi was caught up in Gaara's beauty when suddenly the group heard Sasuke screaming to 'stop touching' him in the room over. Of course this caused Gaara to become nauseous as all chakra gain was lost and the song failed for him.
Stepping off and loathing life itself for loosing Gaara stared sadly at his lover who looked terrified.
The battle went on and Itachi was obviously going to be the winner. Finally the last contestant—a new boy in the area named Sai—strode up. People gaped at the femininity that surpassed Itachi and Sasuke combined with his high rise pink fishnet top and army print mini skirt his short hair was in tuff pig tails and a panda bag was strung over his shoulder—at first appearing to be dressed as a transsexual it soon became clear he was a Harajuku girl.
Crickets chirped in awe at Sai's delicate moves especially in his purple heels as he bent backwards and hit the back arrow despite even his difference in difficulty. The win was obviously for the new boy and Itachi went off moping towards his lap top while Sai stepped down and looked around with Shojen eyes before spotting Naruto and strutting over to him.
The boy bent in an appealing way and cocked his head to the side before placing a finger under Naruto's chin. The kitsune withdrew significantly at the first thing that escaped the boy's glossed lips.
"How big is your penis?"
Naruto wanted to punch this boy so bad, but, unfortunately for him, he was still tied up in those leather ropes and leashed. Sai giggled slightly and grabbed onto the leash, tugging it forward so the boy was closer to him. Naruto growled in defiance and tried to pull away.
"Tsk tsk Naru-chan I won fair and square and so you have to be a good boy and follow me." Sai said while half dragging, half leading the boy into a separate room, far away from the room Sasuke, Gai, and Lee were in.
Gaara watched in horror as the door was slammed shut and he could no longer see his precious lover. He growled and went to kick in the door and get back his precious Naruto but he was held back by Itachi, Shikamaru and Kiba. He growled again and cursed himself for forgetting his sand, again!
"Gaara you have to understand that Sai won and it's only until after the party is over." Kiba tried to reassure the brooding pink head.
"And maybe to pass the time you can go into the bathroom and try to get that stuff out of your hair so that you're not so… strange looking." Itachi smirked at that, since it was his fault that Gaara's cool hair was transformed into a hideous pink.
Gaara just nodded gravely while trudging towards the bathroom, but before he even left the living room there was a loud scream coming from where Naruto and Sai were, but it wasn't their voices. Gaara flinched when he recognized the voice as another scream was heard.
"HYOOOOOOOO!"
"Sissy!" There was a loud crash and immediately Gaara rounded on his heel, charging into the room where he saw Sai and Shan hugging.
It was then he realized not only were they wearing the exact same outfit but…they were…exactly alike (personality-wise).
A spastic eye twitch harmed Gaara's body as he further scanned the room to see Naruto's clothing scattered on the floor and Naruto no where in sight, he then tuned into the odd siblings conversation.
"—him up and everyone was freaking out! Now I didn't see much since the wall you broke let off a lot of dust so I shoved him in a closet." Sai finished in a satisfied way while Shan nodded.
"Hyoh. I see, well,I guess as long as—HOSHIT GAAAASAAAMMAAA WHAT the HELL happened to your HEEEAAADD?" Shan screamed suddenly and pointed in horror towards the Kage.
Gaara was perfectly prepared to shove a blunt object through her skull when a better idea came to mind and he pouted his lips in the most alike way to Naruto's as he could while widening his eyes;
"Well…" he sniffled, "S-Sai dyed it, and called me fat and ugly…" hiccup "Th-then he t-tried to t-take advantage of me." Gaara lifted a balled fist and sobbed into it.
Shan's eyes widened with tears that soon turned into oil and sparked a fire that engulfed her body so the flaming and rather insane fangirl rounded on Sai and began to rip at his flesh.
Gaara paused, enjoying the screams, before turning and walking to the nearest closet which he tugged open. The sight even made Gaara's nose bleed slightly—though he wiped away the blood quickly—as Naruto was half turned towards him with an extremely taught bunny outfit covering his bottom half while the blonde attempted and failed to keep up the top half. The ears drooped off his head slightly and in that instant an idea that involved many leashes, cages, collars and mostly carrots came to his mind—but soon finding the idea very Uchiha-ish he instead settled for pressing his lips to his kitsune's shoulder for a brief moment before tossing a black robe around Naruto and bringing the blonde back into the living room.
In the living room, every single person surrounded Itachi on his laptop—including Sasuke as well—as they all stared in half horror half amusement at the screen, though, to be honest, Sasuke looked as though he'd just been raped and found out Mpreg existed—first hand, of course.
"What the hell….?" Gaara asked and he went to look down at Naruto, to see if the blonde knew what was going on, but the bunny clad blonde was already over with the others and looking at the screen in amusement. Gaara walked over and he gagged at what he saw on the screen.
They were pictures of Sasuke… and Itachi… doing un-innocent and bondage-type things to each other. Itachi looked back at Gaara and pouted at Gaara's disapproval of the pictures.
"You guys have a deviant account too?" Naruto asked while jumping up and down, which made his bunny ears bounce as well. Gaara was surprised that Naruto didn't even seem fazed by the Uchihacest pictures currently on the screen. Itachi stared at Naruto for a minute, happy to see Naruto in his new outfit, before answering him.
"Why yes Naru-chan. Do you have one?" Itachi asked curiously.
"Ofcourse!" Naruto yelled and made his way towards Itachi so he could take over the keyboard, unfortunately though, Itachi refused to give up his laptop so Naruto had to sit in the raven's lap in order to get to it. Itachi seemed happy to have Naruto in his lap, and Gaara was officially pissed and confused beyond belief.
Naruto rapidly tapped his fingers on the keyboard and before long there was a page that popped up, with pictures of Naruto on it. Gaara got closer so he could see the pictures more clearly, and he saw Naruto click on a button called 'Favorites'. Naruto scrolled down and everyone saw pictures of Sasuke with Naruto and Naruto with Itachi. Both Uchihas smirked, one wider than the other. Gaara pouted.
'Why would Naruto want to see those pictures…? Oh yeah… Naruto used to have a crush on Sasuke. But what about Itachi?' .
He continued looking at the pictures and he some that in some of the pictures Naruto and the Uchihas were in very…. compromising positions. Gaara growled, jealousy crawling out of every pore in his body.
"Don't worry Gaa-chan you're in here too." Naruto chirped while pressing a button that made a second page of pictures to pop up. Gaara groaned when he saw pictures of Naruto and Kyuubi.
"Kyuubi? Naruto? Honestly!" Gaara yelled while covering his eyes. Naruto blushed in embarrassment and quickly went to the next page. Everyone else laughed and giggled at Naruto's little fetish for bestiality, and strangely enough, Kakashi found it a little arousing.
"What? You didn't seem to mind Kyuubi when we did it that day!" Naruto tried to defend himself and Kyuubi.
"You mean the day when Kyuubi raped me! I wouldn't call that 'enjoying it' especially when you made me a bloody UKE!" Gaara yelled. Everyone giggled as they started imagining what might have happened on that night that the two were talking about.
"Whatever…" Naruto mumbled. He stopped typing and got sat there on Itachi's lap, which the older didn't mind one bit.
Just then Gai and Lee decided to come out of the room, and Shan and Sai came out into the living room as. Gaara smirked when he saw that Sai was beat up pretty bad.
"Well we should get going." They said and they started walking off, well actually Sai limped, Shan skipped, Gai sauntered, and Lee crawled. Shan winked and blew a kiss towards Gaara.
"I don't care if your hair's pink, you're still a sexy beast." She said before walking out the door.
"I think I'm gonna go home too." Kakashi said while standing up and stretching. "thanks for the party Itachi. I needed some fun this week."
"Awwww! Do you have to go?" Naruto whined. Kakashi nodded and Naruto went to give him a hug goodbye. Kakashi took advantage of the hugging by quickly groping Naruto's ass. The blond yelped and slapped his hands over his backside to try and protect it.
"P-pervert!" Naruto shouted and jumped back to hide behind Itachi.
"You know you love me anyway." Kakashi winked and then he was gone in a puff of smoke. Gaara pouted at the fact that Naruto was hiding behind Itachi and not him. Stupid Uchihas…