Chapter 2 KingDeDeDe

AN: All right here comes chapter 2

It was yet another fine day at the Smash Manor. King De De De waddles up the very first step of the stairs that led to upstairs. Right then and there he wiped all the sweat that stuck to his body and threw his coat,The coat then landed on Marth. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH This STINK is UNBEARAble!!!!" Marth squealed like a whiny middle school girl as Martha then fainted rather dramiticlly."Oh I can see the white light hey it's Grandpapa..."

The fat king then waddled up two more stairs as he then collasped from hunger and great tiredness."OI! those their three steps really took a lot energy outta me son.." The king said to himself he then took his hand and reached under one of his many fat flabs and pulled out a Red Bull and ate the whole can. Suddenly he grew very small chicken wings. "Oh gee Red Bull really do give yah wings"

Suprisingly, the wing could carry all of the - "OVER 90000!!!!!!" Said Vegeta - pounds of fat the penguin had. Wait a second did I just get interupted. " Yeah I did. I Vegeta princess of all saiyains" But little do Vegata know I made him say 'princess' because I'm making this fic This fic is mine!!! I then threw Vegeta outta here because this isn't his fandom.

Now back to the real story. KingDeDeDe was close to the final 20 stairs. "WOOh Im so close to the room!!" The king hollered then his wings dissapered. He then falls down and as he fell he made a gigantic earthquake that desrtoyed the whole mansion. As all the walls fell Ike was shown in the bathroom sleeping on a tioilet. He then grabbed a newspaper to cover himself (fangirls of Ike go wild). Samus was taking a shower then as her wall fell down she was exposed as Snake and Captain Falcon tried to ( but failed terribly) get a touch or peek.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!ONE!!" The king cried as he was so close but still so far. Wario then was walking past with a ton of food he stole from the kitchen, then the penguin or maybe mutated chicken tried to inhale the food but then was kicked the way by Kirby as the puffball inhaled all the food, laughed at the king, and walked off.

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