Chapter II: Eleanor meets Subject Omega

Now that I have my Big Sister suit all I have to do is find my father's body and we can get the fuck out of here! In case your wondering I'm not wearing a complete Big Sister suit, some lazy ass bastard forgot to finish it. Mine doesn't have the cool looking cage. I wanted the cool looking cage! Hmm…. Now where could my father's body be?

"Here father's body, I have a cream filled cake!….Hello?" I guest that wouldn't work he's dead and probably miles away from here. Wait…

"That's it!" All I have to do is go searching around Rapture for it. The city is huge and it might take months but it will all be worth it when I revive my father. Plus it will piss my mom off! Which is always a plus.

"But first I have to get out of Persephone." As I walked down the halls of Persephone an Alpha Series Big Daddy came out of one of the rooms to my right. Unlike the others it's suit was not all banged up and full of holes and shit, its helmet visor light also worked too. I looked at the symbol on its hand and it had an Omega sign on it. Subject…Omega? He must be brand new. It also had a Drill attached to its right arm just like my father.

"I want to touch it." I walked up to the Alpha Series and started poking it with a stick. The Demo Daddy looked surprised that I actually could talk since I'm wearing a Big Sister suit and all…don't ask me how I know it was surprised, it just was! It then did something I would have never expected. It spoke.

"Why in God's name are you poking me with a stick? As a matter of fact where the hell did you even get the stick there's no trees ANYWHERE!" It spoke with an accent of some sort…sexy.

"I got the stick from up your butt and around the corner!"

"…."

"…."

"That was…disturbing."

"Your mother's face is disturbing."

"Hey! You leave my mother out of this!"

"Why? I always wanted to do a threesome!"

"…."

"What the fuck?"

"Well I guess so. I mean we just met but if you wanna fuck that badly…"

The Alpha Series looked appalled…don't ask my how I know, and it started walking away with that shifty zombie walk that most Alpha Series use now a days.

"Hey! Don't leave me, I'm lonely!"

"Get the fuck away from me crazy bitch!"

"Hey I am not a bitch you man whore!"

"How am I a man whore?"

"Don't you play dumb with me! You gave me a blow-"

"Don't you even fucking finish that sentence!"

"Hey what's your name anyway?"

"Augustus Sinclair." The now name Sinclair palmed his…well visor.

"Why the hell did I tell that crazy ass bitch my name…"

"I heard that!" I jumped onto his back and he started to run around in circles.

"Get the fuck OFF!"

"RIDE EM COW BOY!"

"AHHHHH!" He eventually ran down the hall made a left, made a right, made another right and ended up at a bathysphere station. I looked around my surroundings in amazement.

"Wow…that was convenient!" I looked to Sinclair who was sprawled out on the floor.

"Hey Auggy?"

"…What did you just call me?"

"Um…Auggy?"

"What….whatever, what is it?"

"When are we going to have that threesome?" I asked him seriously.

"….One: are you a nymphomaniac? And two: are you bi?"

"Oh shit! I knew I was forgetting something on the list!"