Me: Hey guys! Guess what!
Max: You're finally updating this?
Me: -gasps- How did you know?
Max: Because I'm awesome like that! XD
Beast Boy: -tries not to laugh-
Max: -whacks-
Beast Boy: Ow!
Me: On with the chapter! :D
Disclaimer- I do not own Maximum Ride or Inuyasha. I don't own Fang's weird dreams either.
~Well Fang is sick, and when you're sick, you have the MOST weirdest dreams.~
~Beginning Of Fang's Dream~
Fang: -wakes up- Where am I?
Shippo: You're in a forest Fang-san.
Fang: What forest? -looks around- Ahhh! Where the hell am I?
Shippo: Ehhhhh in a forest. Are you death or something?
Fang: No! -looks at Shippo- Iggy? (Shippo is Iggy)
Shippo: No no no. That's my middle name. My full name is Shippo Iggy Chiang-san, and you're Ninja Fang Cho-san.
Fang: I am?
Shippo: Yes. Now can we please go? We have to save Kagome from the Evil Banana King.
Fang: -is confused- Uhhhhh ok?
Shippo: -stares- There's something on your ear.
Fang: Which ear?
Shippo: Left ear.
Fang: Oh than- -feels ears- Ahhh! -looks at tail- Ahhh!
Shippo: -is annoyed- What is it now?
Fang: I have freaking ears and a tail!
Shippo: . . . . Yea. -eyerolls- Let's go.
Fang: -still feels ears- Ok. -trips over tail- Ow!
Shippo: -sighs-
~Like 5 Minutes Ago~
Shippo: -stops walking-
Fang: -bumps into Shippo- Sorry.
Shippo: -ignores that- Ok. We're here Fang-san.
Fang: That fast? Wow.
Shippo: -glares- Yes. Let's just go inside.
Fang: Ok. -trips over tail again- Ow!
Shippo: -facepalm- Ay ay ay.
Fang and Shippo: -enters castle-
Fang: Wow! This is one small castle.
Shippo: I know right!
Kagome: Piiisssttt!
Fang: -stares- Max?
Kagome: Max? Who's Max? (Kagome is Max)
Fang: Nevermind.
Shippo: We're here to rescue you Kagome.
Evil Banana King: Mwahahaha!
Shippo: -gasps- It's him!
Fang: -stares- Who the hell are you?
Evil Banana King: I, am the Evil Banana King!
Shippo: I shall destroy you!
Fang: -thinks about yummy bananas-
Evil Banana King: Mwahahaha! Not if I destroy you first! Mwahaha! Mwaha- -coughs a lot-
Shippo: -throws a milk bomb-
Evil Banana King: Ewwwww! I hate milk!
Fang: Wow. He's a pyro there, and a pyro here.
Evil Banana King: Mwahahaha! Silly people! You can not defeat me!
Fang: I'm hungry! -pouts-
Shippo: Oh yea! -attacks the Evil Banana King-
Evil Banana King and Shippo: -start fighting-
Kagome: -bored out of her mind-
Fang: -stares at the yummy Evil Banana King-
Evil Banana King: -pins Shippo to the floor- Say good bye, shorty.
Shippo: -is thinking it's the end of him-
Fang: BIG YUMMY BANANA! YOU SHALL BE MINE! -jumps on the Evil Banana King-
Evil Banana King: Ahhh! Get off of me dumbass!
Fang: -starts eating- Mmmmm yummy banana.
Evil Banana King: Ahhh! I'm dying! Nooooooooooo! -dies-
Fang: -still eats him-
Shippo: -frees Kagome-
Kagome: -hugs Fang- Yeah! You did it Fang-san!
Fang: I did?
Kagome: Yes! Now there's one thing I want you to do.
Fang: What?
Kagome: Wake up.
Fang: Huh?
Kagome: Wake up Fang. Fang wake up. Faaaa-
~End Of Fang's Dream~
Max: aaannnng. Wake up. -shakes Fang-
Fang: -wakes up- Huh?
Max: It's time to take the medicine.
Fang: Oh, right. -takes medicine- Max?
Max: Yea?
Fang: I had the most weirdest dream.
Max: What was it?
Fang: -explains dream-
Max: Oh . . . . -laughs-
Fang: What?
Iggy: -comes in- Hey Fang. I brought bananas! -takes out bananas-
Fang: . . . . ahhh!
Me: Hahaha!
Max: -cracks up-
Beast Boy: . . . . O_o