Undies?
Tanith and Valkyrie browsed through the '4 for 20 euro' section of Xtravision enthusiastically, picking up DVDs sometimes just to laugh at them.
"' Kill Bill' ?" Tanith suggested, holding it up. Valkyrie shrugged.
"Meh. Too much limb chopping."
"Uh, hello, what would you expect from Quentin?"
"Well, okay, but how about 'Inglourious Bastards' instead?"
"Valkyrie!"
"What?"
Tanith made a shocked face and proceeded to do her best impression of Mr Garrison from South Park. "Did you just say the B word?"
Valkyrie laughed. "Okay Tanith, that is so wrong. You just sounded like Billy-Ray Sanguine on speed."
Tanith pouted and shrugged, looking back at the shelves. Then she made a yelp of glee.
"Oh my Gosh, 'Glee', Season One!" she squealed, picking up the DVD and thrusting it in Valkyrie's face.
Valkyrie's mouth made an 'o'. "Oh my Gosh!"
"Oh my Gosh!"
"Let's get it!"
"Totally!" Tanith and Valkyrie beamed at each other like maniacs for a minute, then broke down laughing and chucked the DVD back on the shelf.
Tanith suddenly glided to the Playboy and fitness regime section as if in a trance.
"Tanith! Why the hell are you heading over there?"
Tanith was staring at particular DVD. Valkyrie wouldn't dare go over to the section, so Tanith held it up for her to see. Valkyrie's eyes widened in horror and she put two hands cupped over her mouth.
"Oh, my, GOD..."
Tanith slotted the DVD into her DVD player and both her and Valkyire curled up on the couch, hugging pillows.
"Tanith why did you have to buy it?" Valkyrie groaned.
"Oh come on, you HAD to be curious too," Tanith said.
"Yeah, maybe a little, but..."
"He made a DVD, Valkyrie..."
"Yeah, about stripping for your girlfriend!"
"Yeah, but it's HIM."
"But Tanith," Valkyrie whimpered. "We have to meet him again. THAT'S my problem. I won't ever be able to fight him again knowing that I saw his..."
"Oh God Val, let's just do it." Tanith played the DVD. There were no ads, a menu came up which Tanith promptly skipped through and then it played.
"Oh God..."
"Howdee everybody!" A close up of Billy-Ray Sanguine came on screen, grinning like the lunatic that he was.
"I'm Billy -Ray Sanguine, and I'm in my undies!"
Wide shot to Billy-Ray, in a living room, in some horseshoe speckled underpants, looking surprizingly nice.
"Oh, FUCK, no!" Val whimpered.
Billy-Ray put his hand on the elastic of his underwear.
"Now you get your right hand, then ya get your left hand, and then you pull!-"
Tanith paused it.
"TANITH!"
"Very nice."
A/N: Better yet, HE'S GOT A SERIES OF THEM! Sure he's got to do SOMETHING when he's not killing people...