A/N: This is one of my 'What If...' chapters. Like, what if this happened in the books. In this case, what is THIS happened in Serpine's Dungeon in the fourth book.
Violated
"Skulduggery, I am still Prime Detective of the Sanctuary, and as such I am taking charge of this Desolation Engine" Davina Marr said with a defiant expression on her face, Pennant by her side.
Skulduggery let out a sigh. "Davina, you know I should take that Engine off your hands."
Marr stepped toward him. "Actually, Skulduggery, I don't know if you should."
Skulduggery stepped toward her. "Well, Davina, I AM the more qualified detective. I have WORKED for the Sanctuary much longer than you have. I have more experience in the lines of weapons of mass destruction..."
"Oh don't I know it," Marr said with her eyes narrowed.
"I am the oldest. You also know that. I was trusted by Meritorious, Guild KNOWS that I am trust- worthy, and also, Davina, I am the better detective and you know it. So give me that Desolation Engine or I'm going to have to take it off you by force."
"Oh, would you now?"
"You know I would."
"Do I?"
"You do."
"I love you."
"What?"
And then Marr suddenly jumped on Skulduggery and pressed her lips to his teeth. The attack was so sudden that Skulduggery toppled to the floor, Marr falling on top of him and dropping the Desolation Engine.
"Woah!" Valkyrie practically screeched. "Woah, what the FUCK is going on?"
"I don't know!" Skulduggery screamed as he flailed from under Marr, who was tugging at various items of clothing.
"Davina!" Pennant called as he picked up the Desolation Engine and ran to the exit. "I've got it!"
"Good!" Marr called, kneeling on Skulduggery and fixing herself up a little. "Nice working with you Skulduggery. I guess I'll take this too."
With that, she whipped off his hat and ran from the room
The others stood staring at Skulduggery.
"Oh my God," Fletcher finally said, slowly. "Skulduggery got raped by Davina Marr!"
Skulduggery let out a sob. "I feel so violated."
A/N: For the record, in my mind Marr genuinely DID have a thing for Skul, disguising it as pure hate. He probably rejected her once. It explains why she really hates Valkyrie and China, anyway...