Email Exchange
A sample of Torchwoods emails on various subjects
A/N A strong possibility of a crack fic here, either from me or Ringtailed-Sheepdog
Colony
From: Ianto Jones
To: Jack Harkness
I just got back from the archives, down in the far corners. I think there was something down there. You haven't let any pets loose recently have you?
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From: Jack Harkness
To: Ianto Jones
There's a couple of outerspace mice down there but that's it.
From: Ianto Jones
To: Jack Harkness
It wasn't mice. Sounded far too big for mice.
From: Jack Harkness
To: Ianto Jones
They are a bit bigger then average earth mice. More like rats I guess.
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From: Ianto Jones
To: Jack Harkness
Still too big. Besides, there was no squeaking or scurrying. Just scraping noises, slightly metallic it anything.
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From: Jack Harkness
To: Ianto Jones
Alright, I'll go have a look in a minute. Just gotta finish some paper work.
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From: Ianto Jones
To: Jack Harkness
You're doing paper work?!
From: Jack Harkness
To: Ianto Jones
Yes, shut up about it or I won't go check on the scary noises.
From: Ianto Jones
To: Jack Harkness
Sorry, it's just a bit of a shock.
From: Jack Harkness
To: Ianto Jones
I found your creatures Ianto. We gotta get this one sorted. We've got a colony of them down there.
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From: Ianto Jones
To: Jack Harkness
What would they be exactly?
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From: Jack Harkness
To: Ianto Jones
Clothes Hangers.