A/N: I am posting this early because I love you guys! That and I will be camping all weekend. So this is the party, I really wanted to get to Edward and Bella's talk but they wouldn't shut up about how much they don't want to be with the other. Right...sure they don't.

Thanks so much to everyone that has read, alerted, favorited and/or reviewed. I love you all! Especially Ashley, you so rock! Best. Beta. Ever!

I also want to say that getting someone drunk for whatever reason is wrong. Edward and Bella are both being pretty stupid about this, but I think we all figured this out already.

Legal Begal stuff: Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight.

BPOV

I kept telling myself that I didn't need to get fancy for tonight's party. It was just a few of us getting together at Rose and Emmett's apartment for her birthday, I wasn't bringing a date. So there was no real reason why I needed to dress up.

So why am I here, standing in front of my mirror doing my make-up, after I already spent an hour working on my hair and forever in front of my closet picking out the perfect outfit?

I figured along with the alcohol, me looking hot might make Edward let his guard down a little. I realized that I might have to play things up a bit to get some information. Alice had told me earlier that Edward was not bringing a date. I had absolutely NO intention of sleeping with him, but I still remembered where his buttons were.

He loved having his ear licked, he loved having the underside of his bicep caressed, and he would turn to putty when someone played with his hip bones. I will use every weapon possible to get what I want out of him. Then I'll stroke my fingers through his hair and lull him to sleep. It always worked like a charm before, I see no reason that it would not work now.

I took one last look in the mirror and decided that my makeup was perfect. Grabbing my purse and jacket, I headed off to Rose's party.

EPOV

I paced in front of the full length mirror on the back of my closet door. I couldn't decide which shirt to wear tonight. I figured that Bella would be easier to talk to if I looked good. I knew she loved the tight jeans that hugged my ass, so those were a no brainer; however I was torn between two shirts.

She said that she loved black on me because it made my hair color stand out, but she also loved deep green on me because it brought out my eyes. I was about to give up and call Jasper for advice when I noticed my green t-shirt.

Perfect!

I tossed on the t-shirt and put the black button up on over it. I checked the mirror one more time and decided I looked good, damn good. I had no desire to sleep with her, but I could push her buttons and get her to loosen up a bit. That and the drinks I would be making sure she had were sure to get me the information I wanted.

I mentally inventoried my arsenal of sexyness. Crooked smile? Check. Sex hair? Check. Six pack? Check. Chap stick? Check.

What? I needed to make sure my lips weren't chapped in case I had to nibble on Bella's ear, or suck on her neck. Nothing was worse that chapped lips when you were trying to turn someone on.

I grabbed my wallet and jacket and headed off to Rose's party.

BPOV

I arrived at Rose's party right on time. Alice and Jasper were sitting in the living room talking to Rose while Emmett was putting the finishing touches on her cake. Emmett was a magnificent baker, though he wouldn t admit it to anyone but his closest friends. He didn't want anyone to think he was a pansy, though we all told him he was insane for thinking that. I looked around and noticed that Edward had not arrived yet.

I strode into the living room to join the party, placing my birthday gift on the side table with the others.

"Damn woman! You look hot!" Rose said as she stood up to greet me.

I smiled as I hugged her, "Happy Birthday Sweets."

"I better get some love too Miss Swan," Alice squeeled as she came over to greet me as well. I hugged her as well.

"Nobody loves me." Jasper grumbled still sitting on the couch. I reached out and ruffled his hair as I moved past him to take a seat.

"So Bella," Jasper began with a definite smirk on his face, "What are you all dressed up for? Or should I say, who are you all dressed up for?"

Alice smacked Jasper on the arm and glared at him to be quiet. But I couldn't let that question go, I knew what he was implying and the last thing I needed was for Edward to think that this was all for him.

I got up and sat lightly in Rose's lap and looked over toward Jasper. "I wanted to look good for Rosie here." I slowly ran my hand down her arm. "I wanted to make her birthday extra special."

Jasper's jaw dropped and Emmett stuck his head out of the kitchen, his eyes about to pop out of his head. Alice, Rose and I couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughing at the boys.

"Happy birthday to me!" Rose squealed as she gave me a kiss on the cheek and pushed me off her lap.

We were still laughing when Edward opened the door and walked in. I was momentarily stunned with how he looked. Talking to him tonight was going to be difficult, but I had to remain strong.

EPOV

I pulled up to Rose and Emmett's apartment building with a few minutes to spare, so I sat in my car, running over my game plan for the night. I was just about to get out of the car and go inside when I saw Bella pull up in her truck and get out. She was absolutely gorgeous! I looked at the truck to see if she had brought a date, but it appeared she was alone. I watched as she climbed the stairs to the apartment, her ass swaying in the most delicious ways. I knew I had to keep my thoughts on track tonight, but damn if I didn't have to adjust myself before going inside. (comma after car)

I walked into the apartment and found Bella sitting on the floor laughing with Alice and Rose. Jasper and Emmett looked shell shocked.

"What are we laughing at?" I asked. Everyone turned to me and the laughing quickly died down.

"Dude! I think Bella's going lesbo!" Emmett shouted as he returned to the kitchen.

"Maybe for your birthday Em!" Rose shouted back to him. I heard a loud bang coming from the kitchen and a muffled "shit!"

I laughed as I put Rose's birthday gift on the small table and gave her a hug. "Happy Birthday Rose."

APOV

If I had a knife, I would cut a slice of the sexual tension in the room and take it home with me. Does that stuff keep in Tupperware?

Bella and Edward could not stop staring at each other. It was so obvious that they wanted each other, but they were trying very hard to not let the other know it. Jasper told me about Edward's plan to get Bella drunk, but I wasn't sure if Bella of Edward could carry out their plans so I decided to help them along a little.

As Rose's present I had brought over my famous homemade Sangria. And because I love her so much, I also gave her the recipe, but only after she ankle sweared that she would not let anyone else have it. The great thing about Sangria is that you can drink tons of it and not even realize how much alcohol you have consumed.

So I got up and made a round of glasses for everyone. I made sure to put extra fruit in Bella and Edward's drinks as the fruit absorbed the alcohol and was way more potent than just the drink.

I passed out the drinks and made a toast to the birthday girl.

BPOV

After we sang happy birthday and dove into the delicious cake, we set about giving Rose her presents. I had gotten her a wii, knowing that she would love some of the games. I think Emmett was more thankful for the gift than Rose was, but I knew Rose had been wanting one.

Alice went next, she and Jasper had gotten Rose a gift certificate to her favorite spa, good for any three treatments. Edward had gotten Rose a monogrammed fleece blanket with a large rose on it. It was absolutely beautiful. Emmett mentioned something about giving Rose her present later, and then he invited me to help him 'give it to her'. I couldn't help but giggle as I turned down his offer.

After a few glasses of sangria I noticed Edward excuse himself to go to the bathroom. I waited until Emmett and Jasper were looking away and pulled out my little bottle of tequila. It was the size that they serve on airplanes. I remember that Edward has a very low tolerance to tequila and this should help loosen him up.

I had barely had a chance to put the now empty bottle back in my purse when Edward walked back in the room and sat down. He looked at his glass intently for a moment, shrugged his shoulders and chugged the entire glass.

EPOV

When Emmett suggested Bella join him in 'giving it' to Rose, I clenched my fists so hard I nearly bleed, digging my fingernails into my palms. I was looking forward to getting Bella to drink more so I could talk to her. So far tonight we were being civil to each other, but we hadn't really gone out of our way to be near each other either.

After a few glasses of Alice's amazing sangria I excused myself saying I needed to use the bathroom. As soon as I closed the door I checked my pocket for the small hidden flask. I knew Bella could smell rum a mile away, but vodka got her every time. Now I just had to wait for the perfect opportunity to put it in her drink.

I came back in from the bathroom but stopped before coming back into the living room. Bella was pouring something in my drink. She look around to make sure Emmett and Jasper weren't looking and then put the small bottle in her purse.

Does Bella have the same plan that I do? I tried to think back as to how much I had drank so far. Just a few glasses of sangria and some fruit that ended up in my glass. I still felt fine. One spiked glass couldn't hurt. Right?

I returned to my seat and grabbed my glass. I noticed that Bella was trying to look like she was listening to what Emmett was saying, but her eyes were trained on me and my glass. I wasn't ready to let Bella know that I had seen her spike my drink so I shrugged and downed the entire glass, munching on the fruit at the bottom.

I offered to refill everyone's glasses and took note of which one was Bella's as they were all handed to me. Jasper offered to help me and took a few as we made our way to the kitchen. I selected Bella's glass and emptied the flask into it. Then I poured the sangria into everyone's glasses. I noticed that Jasper pulled out a few slices of fruit and placed them in Bella's glass. I was about to question him, but he just held his finger up to his lips and winked.

Jasper took his, Alice's and Emmett's drinks and I took Rose's and Bella's. After passing out the drinks I noticed Bella sniffing and then gently sipping her drink. Could she smell the vodka? I didn't have much time to think as she took a few huge drinks from her glass. I guess not.

It was starting to get late and I realized that I still needed to talk to Bella. I cleared my throat and everyone looked at me.

"Um, Bella? Can we talk?" I asked her, suddenly nervous. Why the hell am I nervous? I am NOT drunk and I am in complete control of the situation.

"Sure," Bella told me. I stood up to head off to somewhere more private, Emmett said that I could use the guest room for our talk. I had to fight the sudden wave of dizziness that accompanied my trying to stand.

Oh No!

I knew that feeling, I was drunk!

BPOV

When Edward returned with our drinks I was immediately suspicious. I sniffed my glass but didn't detect anything. However the moment it touched my tongue I could tell something was off. It burned my tongue and my throat. Was Edward trying to spike my drinks? I was pretty sure that none of my other drinks tasted like this. I thought about it for a moment and then figured 'What harm could one spiked drink do?' So to avoid the burn, I gulped the drink down as quickly as possible.

I was trying to figure out a way to get Edward alone so we could talk when he asked if we could speak instead. I told him sure and watched as he stood up. He seemed a little dizzy at first but recovered quickly.

I fought a smile and I went to stand up to follow him. I had Edward exactly where I wanted him. Of course all humor went out the window when the room began to move around me as I stood up and walked toward him.

Oh No!

I knew that feeling, I was drunk!

A/N: Sangria really will fuck you up like that if you are not careful, it tates so damn good you forget your drinking alcohol. Then add a hard liquor to the mix and your pretty much done for. I lived in Spain for three years and watched it happen to just about everyone.

So, since they can never remember what they do when they drink, should I just have them wake up the next morning and let their friends tell that about what they heard? Or should we all be flies on the wall and listen in on Edward and Bella's conversation, and already bet upon make-out session. (At the very least.)

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