Thanks for the reviews. Sorry if this is kind of sucky…me and a few friends drove to Seattle (they drove, I don't have my learner's permit) so I wrote this in the back of someone's black Hummer (sooo ugly!). I might update while I'm here, depends on how bored I am.


Derrick left Massie's house, feeling like a weight had been lifted. He had dumped Alicia. Finally!

"Derrick! Derrick over here!" An annoying voice called. He looked up to see Dylan Marvil waving at him from Claire Lyon's car.

He gave a slight wave but continued to walk next door. Claire was all right –she and Olivia were even sort of friends-, but Dylan was the biggest bitch anyone would ever meet.

He slammed the door shut behind him, knowing no one was home.

"WHY'D YOU SLAM THE DAMN DOOR?!" Cam shouted from upstairs. "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, YOU RETARD!"

Oops, guess someone was home. He flopped on the couch and started flipping through channels. He wished Olivia hadn't stayed at Massie's. If she was home he'd at least have someone to talk to.

Chris had bailed on their movie plans –his mom had called right after the meeting, reminding him about his dentist appointment.

Cam walked downstairs, wearing nothing but his boxers so he could expose his golden six pack, rubbing his eyes.

"Did you have to slam the door?" He glared at Derrick with his multi-coloured eyes.

"Didn't know you were home," Derrick mumbled. "Where did mom and dad go anyway?"

"Who knows?" Cam walked into the kitchen. "Did ya hear about Massie and Danny Robbins?"

"What? No, what about them?" Derrick hopped off the couch and followed his older brother into the kitchen.

"Olivia said they're dating. Personally, I think Massie could do so much better than Rat-face Robbins, but it's her choice," he said, using the name everyone called him because of his frequent breakouts.

Derrick's jaw clenched. "She's dating Robbins?"

"Uh huh," Cam said, making a sandwich. "Good thing you're dating that girl with the huge tits, huh?"

Derrick cringed at his brother's perverted attitude. "We broke up actually."

"No way!" Cam shoved a bite of sandwich in his mouth. "Think she'll go out with me?" he asked with his mouth full.

"Do you even know her name?" Derrick glared at him doubtfully.

"Um…" Cam thought while chewing. "Don't tell me…Umm something with an A? Alyssa? No…Anita? Uh…"

"Alicia," Derrick said flatly while rolling his eyes. "Alicia Rivera."

"I knew it!" Cam shouted, even though he totally didn't. "What's her number?"

Derrick recited the number and Cam punched it into his phone. "Great, thanks," he said as it rang. "You don't mind I'm dating your ex?"

Derrick didn't answer or bother telling Cam he wasn't dating Alicia YET.

"Hey, Alicia, its Cam…you know, Derrick's older, hotter brother…" Cam walked out of the kitchen so Derrick couldn't hear.

Derrick grabbed a bottle of Gatorade and went up to his room. He didn't have a girlfriend now. Or Massie. He didn't really have a friend at the moment either. Derrick Harrington had hit an all time low.


Massie and Olivia went through the goody bag supplies, choosing what to put in each bag, and what to keep for themselves.

"Ooh, LUSH body scrub bar," Olivia said, holding up a bar with oats on it. She sniffed it. "It smells like oatmeal and honey."

"Well, yeah, it's supposed to be organic," Massie giggled. "I don't want that though, you can have it. It looks like someone threw up on it."

"Ew, you're right," she held it away from her body as if someone really had thrown up on it. "Into Dylan Marvil's box it goes."

The girls giggled as Olivia dropped it into Dylan's box full of rejected items. Like a facial mask made with 87% horse manure.

"So…" Olivia said as she and Massie continued to sort through the stuff. "That was some announcement Derrick made, huh?"

"Mmm-hmm, I though he and Alicia would stay together forever." Massie sniffed a bubble bath, then put it in her box.

"Guess not," Olivia shrugged. "But I saw the way he looked at you after dumping her."

"I don't really care anymore," Massie said. "I have Danny now."

"But…" Olivia looked like she wanted to say something, but then thought the better of it and let it drop. "You don't think Dylan's gonna try and go for him again, do you?"

"Maybe…who knows? I know she likes him, but he's a Harrington, and you're supposed to be in some war or something. Derrick definitely wouldn't date her, and I doubt Merri-Lee would be too pleased with her dating the enemy."

"God, I hate Merri-Lee. And Dylan," Olivia muttered.

"Speaking of, are you ever going to get your revenge?"

"I dunno, my mom keeps telling me to wait before I do anything big. Which is why I can like only call her names and gossip about her, nothing major. Mom's got something planned though, apparently."

"Personally, I find the whole thing kinda funny," Massie giggled.

Olivia shrugged, a faint smile on her berry-coloured lips. "I should get going. I'm sure Derrick will want to talk about what happened." She stood and brushed the knees of her jeans off in case there was dirt.

"Aw, do you HAVE to go?" Massie whined, looking up at Olivia with puppy dog eyes.

"Sorry, Mass," she smiled apologetically. "I'd invite you over but…with Derrick and you…"

"Yeah," Massie said softy. "No worries. Call me later."

"'Kay," Olivia said as she walked out of Massie's bedroom.

Massie was a little happy that Derrick broke up with Alicia. But not because Derrick was single –because Alicia Rivera got publicly dissed

Without really thinking, Massie climbed on her bed and began to jump. She was in a fairly happy mood. She had Olivia as a best friend. Alicia got embarrassed and dumped. She was going on a date with Danny next Saturday.

Just because Claire and Dylan didn't like her didn't mean everyone else didn't either. Dylan was a complete bitch, and Claire was a control freak. Who needed them?

With one final leap, Massie jumped off the bed and landed not-so-gracefully on the floor. She had reached for her desk for support and ended up knocking a lot of things down.

But she didn't care. Massie grabbed her purse and head out the door. She was in a good enough mood for shopping.

She didn't know that Derrick had been watching her though his window the whole time, wishing that she knew that he loved her more than anything.