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One shot dribbles. A selection of emails found on the Torchwood database relating to a variety of subjects.
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Choking a Smurf
From: Jack Harkness
To: All
Alright guys, time for a little quiz. I want you all to do your best.
From: Jack Harkness
To: Gwen Cooper
How long is a piece of string?
From: Gwen Cooper
To: Jack Harkness
Is this seriously part of the quiz? Double the length of half of it.
From: Jack Harkness
To: Toshiko Sato
When did time begin?
From: Toshiko Sato
To: Jack Harkness
That depends of your views of time. Some people would say that time began when god decided it would begin, others when humans decided to start counting.
Wait, is this part of the quiz Jack?
From: Jack Harkness
To: Owen Harper
What colour does a Smurf turn when you choke it?
From: Owen Harper
To: Jack Harkness
You are kidding me right? The girls said this was stupid but that's just taking the biscuit! Apart from Smurfs not being real, I've never tried choking one so I have no idea! Maybe a nice shade of deeper blue?
From: Jack Harkness
To: Ianto Jones
Why is something lost always in the last place you look?
From: Ianto Jones
To: Jack Harkness
Are you bored sir? I'm sure there must be a weevil to chase somewhere in Cardiff…
Because you stop looking once you've found it obviously. Unless of course you forget what you're looking for halfway through looking like Owen does.
From: Jack Harkness
To: All
You've all done very well but I'm proud to announce that there's a hoix just been reported in the kebab shop we collected one from two weeks ago.