In Universe/Alternate Universe
Rating: T
Pairings: KibaSasu with many other yaoi pairings mentioned
Disclaimer: I'm sure Kishimoto would have a heart attack if he saw this. ;D

- Was it a Dream? -

"Hey, Kiba…" Sasuke said, looking down at a picture between his blackened fingers. Until that moment, he'd been helping his boyfriend clean out his old, as in ages old, comic book collection. A photo had fallen out of a copy covered in mud and oil, revealing an affair of past boyfriends he never knew. Kiba soon appeared out of a pile of old X-Men comics, one cutely opened over his scruffy chocolate locks.

"You were sleeping, weren't you?" Sasuke deadpanned, ignoring the cuteness, of the scene and momentarily forgetting why he'd called for Kiba.

"N-No, 'course not, I – what's that?" Kiba, eager to get over the subject of him falling asleep, saw the little black paper between Sasuke's nimble fingers. From his point of view, it looked like an ordering card from the inside of an old issue of Shounen Jump his old man had kept. Kiba's collection was quite vast, ranging from Shoujo Beat to American comics like Spiderman and X-men. His reason behind cleaning out the old, stuffy room filled with said comics and manga magazines with his boyfriend was because he was moving in with said boy and needed to get rid of the crap he didn't need anymore form his apartment.

"Just a picture… of you and Naruto-baka." Sasuke said stiffly, reminding Kiba heavily of the Uchiha's long-time crush on the blond who dumped him over two years ago… for a girl. He scrambled over the leaning stacks of old comics, quickly taking the picture from Sasuke's hand. It looked like an innocent picture, Kiba blushing while Naruto kissed his cheek, showing their five-year-old selves before they knew it was wrong.

"I told you, the only people I've dated were Shino, Kankuro, and Hinata. If you want to count TenTen-san, go ahead, but, really, a date for five minutes into a movie before her self-appointed bodyguard showed up isn't much since we never went out again…" Kiba rambled, eyes glazing over at the picture. His sister had taken it, laughing at how gay her little brother was. Back then, he thought she meant happy. Now, he wasn't sure if he meant happy or the more commonly known definition of a male liking other males.

"You guys… look so happy…" Sasuke said, remembering the time before he started school, enviously watching Kiba and Naruto run around on the playground from a car he didn't even know why he was in. After he was eight, he never saw Naruto and Kiba playing together again since, well, he'd gotten the blond's affections.

"Yeah… back then he, Shikamaru, Choji and I skipped all the time…" Kiba remembered, wading in the memories of old. Naruto wasn't one to be tied down to anyone… not even his long-time crush, Sakura. He'd dated her for maybe two months before he got bored and, now, it was a surprise he proposed to Hinata, the girl he dumped Sasuke for over two years ago. Kiba couldn't help but wonder if he got to date him, what would have happened?

"Are you happy with me, Kiba?" Sasuke asked, seeing the lust in Kiba's dark brown eyes. Though he didn't look it, with the emo gangster bad ass look going on (or so he was told), Sasuke was an uke… and that was the problem with his relationship with Naruto. Naruto had told him when they were dating, that if he was dating a guy, he was an uke. Neither liked being a seme with other men, so their relationship fizzled out before it could begin. It was like when Sasuke dated Sai, Suigetsu, or Lee… only they were able to overcome their uke-ness and become semes. When Sasuke dated Shino, it wasn't a problem, but it made him wonder who was forced to be an uke when he found out Kiba had dated Shino. Kiba looked up at Sasuke, seeing the flawless, pale skin women often dreamed over, smooth, raven locks with dyed navy hi-lights many were envious of… and smiled softly. It was rare, to see the Uchiha so nervous.

"Of course, Sasuke." Kiba kissed him, then and there, sloppily over the old magazines and comics.

"We both know why you're dating me… because I remind you of Naruto, right?" Kiba said, when he broke the kiss, leaving the Uchiha hungry for more. Sasuke only raised an eyebrow, unable to admit he still lusted over Naruto.

"Well, it's the same for me. You two may seem like polar opposites, but, really, when you get down to it… you're alike in many ways. You both are obnoxious, impatient, proud, arrogant, trying to find your way in life, outcasts, shunned, and eager to fight. You're probably thinking to hell with that shit, there's still a lot of stuff that is different about you; and, you're right, but those are the qualities that attract me to you both. We're both after the same man who got tied down to my ex… at least you got to date him." He explained for the disbelieving Uchiha, not getting a response. He didn't expect any.

"Was it a dream?" Sasuke asked, bitterly, looking away.

"… I don't know."

A/N: D'aw, Naru-chan is a little playboy. Poor Kiba and Sasuke… eh. Really short, I know, not even 1,000 words. And a lot of crack pairings (all yaoi XD)… deal with it, m'kays? You had the liberty not to read it, and you didn't listen to the voices telling you not to read it. Don't tell me you don't like KibaNaru or NaruSasu or LeeSasu or whatever, alright? I could probably care less. And Sasuke is so an uke. ;D

~ Tobi