L: Alpha please explain why I am here.
A: cause I wufferz joo!
L: There are many grammatical errors with that and …
A: …???????
L: I have strong affections for you too!
A: I know +glomp+ now do the disclaimer please
L: +sigh+ Alpha does not own the Jak saga as sad as that may make her.
I sat at the screen of my TV mashing buttons at light speed. A bag of gushers at are my side. All around me are posters and drawings and anime, manga, video games, movies, bands and well anything resembling that. All the lights accept my neon green and purple lava lamp that is. In my room is a couch, coffee table in front of said couch, and a TV behind the table. On top of the table are four lap tops. One is open on a game shop web site; the second is running through a bunch of intricate codes of zeros, ones, and seldomly twos. The third was running what appeared to be finger prints through a data base of criminals and the last was showing a video that was on pause. It was to blurry to make out. Files upon files littered the floor.
I was almost done with super Mario bros. when there was a knock on my door which broke my concentration and left an opening for bowser to knock me into the fire. I glared at the screen and chewing on my wrist. The door opens taking my attention from the flashing 'GAME OVER' on the screen. It was no surprise that it was Tyler walking through the door. He is a tall young man. With wild orange brown hair slightly tan skin and green eyes. He is and has always been my best friend. Tye is a con artist and a damn good one at that. The three laptops except the game one are his.
He put a rectangular item on a stack of papers before walking over to the couch and crashing. "Why don't you get a bed? It's so much more comfy than this thing." Tye groaned out stretching before curling up in a ball to sleep. I stared for a moment once again chewing on the inside of my wrist. My right leg pulled up to my chest and my left hanging off the rolling chair.
"Because I do not sleep and if I ever do I do not require comfort as I will sleep for only a few hours. It would just be a waste of money." I said before turning my attention to the item on the papers. "Jak and Daxter? Hm. This is an older game is it not?" I asked the lazy bastard on my couch.
"Huh? Oh yeah the fifth in the series was released last week. And back to the bed topic. I practically live here and I require a lot of sleep so it would be nice to have a bed to sleep on, and it's not my fault you don't take your meds." He said while pointing an accusing finger at me as if it's my fault.
"If my memory is as good as it should be, which it is, you have your own money to which buy a bed with. But if you do you will have to bring it up by yourself. I don't like people as you should already know and as for my meds they would just hinder my game playing ability so booya biotch!" With a sharp look I continue, "This is a fact you should be well aware of by now." And after affectively telling my ignorant friend off I grabbed the game and put it in the PS2.
"… Screw you."
"Sorry but a sexual relationship would only get in the way of my games."
… Tye sits up and stares at my back, "Do you do that on purpose?"
I don't turn around as the title screen to the game comes on and bongo music plays while showing a village. "Do what on purpose?"
He stands and walks over before sitting next to me so he can glare at my face, though it is only a profile view. "Take my insults and reply to them as if you don't get the insult part behind them."
"I assure you I have no clue what you mean." I say and press start to begin the game.
"Grrr, that's it." He then tackles me to the floor and in the madness of my friend's temporary insanity neither of us notices the odd portal like thing on the TV. Suddenly there was a pulling sensation before we were pulled through the TV. The feeling was cool. And I got that weird feeling in my stomach that Tye always talks about when he rides roller coasters at the amusement park. Colors were swarming around before everything went black.