Authors Note: I would just like to say I'm aware that my female character is like L, but she only acts that way to piss Tye off. If I didn't make that clear in the last chapter I apologize. I have also edited that chapter. Her actual personality comes out a bit more in this chapter. There is also a lot of bad language in this chapter so if you don't like, don't read.

Me: I don't want to say it.

Hakkai: You have to Alpha-chan

Me: NO!

Sanzo: Don't be such a baby and say the damn disclaimer!

Gojyo: Hey you tight ass priest don't yell at Alpha-chan!

Sanzo: +shoots+

Gojyo: +dodge+

Me: +sniff+ Goku-kun will you say it for me +puppy dog eyes+

Goku: Sure thing A-chan! Alpha does not own The Jak Saga and please enjoy her stories.

I woke up and looked around. This is definitely NOT my room. Glancing quickly around the area I looked for Tyler. Awkwardly I stood and took in my surroundings. It was a beach. There were a few huts on the upper ledges and a giant pelican on a small yet tall island, which was one of many small yet tall islands. The sky was bright and there were barely any clouds. A scream brought my attention to an orange animal. He had black eyes and long ears with a large tuft of hair at the top of his head. The poor thing was running round in a circle on its back legs and appeared to be scarred of something.

Quickly walking over I picked the animal up and it looked at me. "Krys! What the hell happened to me?"

"Tye? Oh shit, sorry." I had accidently dropped him in surprise. Looking him over I almost dropped him again when I started to laugh.

"Hey don't laugh at me you crazy bitch! I'll … Oh my god I'm naked! AHHHH! Hey don't look you pervert! Give me some clothes! Wait. You're not wearing enough clothes to share! What's up with the skimpy clothes? Ahhh!" Having enough of his little temper tantrum I decided to drop him and try and find at least some civilization. "Don't leave me!" He ran on all fours to catch up. "This is so fucked up!"

Going around the curve of the shore I found some ledges that led to what seemed to be a small village. Jumping easily up the ledges I saw it was indeed a village. The huts were tiny and you could perfectly see inside them, not that I'm trying to be a creepy stalker or anything. The first hut we came across was inhabited by what looked like a sculptor. "Hey Tye am I going insane or is that cat, squirell, thing-ah-mah-jig sparkly?"

Turning my head to the right where Tye had perched himself on my shoulder I saw that he was staring at it too. "Yeah, maybe it's a vampire." I blinked for a second before snorting in laughter. "What? You know you want Edward."

"Yes because fuzzy nipples just turn me on so much." I replied with an eyeroll before turning my attention to the giant hill with the two story hut from the title screen on it. 'Maybe I should try there, and hopefully they can tell us just what the hell is going on.'

"Well if you like fur that much- AAHH- oof!" He landed hard on the ground.

"Don't even go there pervert." I said after knocking him off my shoulder.

"Hey the whole knocking me to the ground thing is not cool. And what is up with you and my face hitting the ground while you walk away?? This better not become a regular thing with you!" He yelled out before following me up the wooden bridge. "I'm still naked too." He said with a pout.

"We'll try and find you some form of clothing once we check out whoever is up here." With a sigh I looked up at the rest of the steps. "ugh, effort." I started walking again as Tye jumped back onto my right shoulder and started complaining about his tail.

"I mean really why was Iturned into the animal? Why couldn't it have been you? But nnnoooo I had to grow all the fuzz. I'm itching in places I don't want to itch dam- hmphfughn!"

"Shut. The. Hell. Up." I said while putting my hand back to my side after shoving a random plant in his mouth.

"Hmadllkdjfeka!" he screamed pulling on my hair.

"Don't make me neuter you."

"…" He stopped all sound and movement.

"Good boy." I laughed. 'Ooohh, that's a nasty glare.' I smiled a sickly sweet smile. "I wuvverz joo!" muffled yelling was all I go in return. I couldn't help but laugh at his misery the rest of the way up. We came to the door way and looked in. An old man with kinda green skin was floating in the air. His hair was white and a log was wrapped up in it. He was short shorter than me. Tye jumped down from my shoulder and stepped into the room.

"Hey old man! I've got some questions for you." Tye yelled up to the well old man. I couldn't stop shaking my head in embarrassment.

'Why do I have to put up with this?'

The old man turned around and glared at us. "Just who in green eco are you? And what are you doing in my house?" He came down to are level and smacked Tye in the head. "And don't yell at me you rat!"

"Ouch!"

I kicked Tye to the left to get him out of the way. I'm Krys and that's Tyeler. You'll have to excuse his stupidity please. Um we're not sure how we got here but um I was wandering if you could help us out." Well aren't we just a fountain of knowledge.

"I am Samos the Sage of Green Eco." The old man said with a flourish.

"What's eco?" Tye and I asked at the same time wondering if the log on his head was messing with his brain. Samos stared at us before turning to his book shelf and looking through books at an extremely fast pace. "uuhh?" was all I could say as I dodged a rouge book, Tye wasn't as lucky.

"Ow! It's been what twenty minutes and I've already been injured like fifty- seven times now!"

I looked at him and poked his forehead. "It hasn't been that many times. Don't over exaggerate." He just growled at me and rubbed where I had poked him. We looked to the sage when he let out a cry of triumph. "What did you find?"

"I found a book."

'No shit?'

"It is a book on theories of alternate dimensions, which is where I believe you are from." He said and started reading.

"Yeah we already knew that. What I want to know is how to get back and where to get some clothes!" Tye yelled at the old man pointing a finger in his face.

"It's funny cause back home you always went commando." I said remembering a day when I was working on a drawing just to see Tye walk by completely naked I had frozen for a moment and my pencil had fallen to the ground. I still can't look at that drawing without that image popping up in my head.

"Seeing as you're an animal, you don't need clothes." Samos said before putting his book down.

"A muzzle is a different story though."I said picking Tye up by the scruff of his neck. He looked up at me with a pout, so I started scratching him behind the ear.

"Hey I'm not like some dog you can't ju- oh right there ahhhhhh." He just kind of went limp in my arms and his leg kept shaking. "This is so degrading but at the moment I really couldn't care less."

"I have no idea how you got here or how to get you back," Samos ignored our shocked faces as he continued, "but seeing as you're here you can just live here and do a few chores for me." He had a huge smile on his face, but Tye wasn't happy, and neither was I on that matter of course while I was silently thinking of ways to make his life a living hell without getting caught Tye took a … much louder and annoying path to let out his anger.

"WWHHATTTT??? LOOK HERE OLD MA-!" Tye started to yell, right next to my ear might I add, but was cut off when two boys came into the hut. One was tan with brown eyes and brown hair. He had a baby face and buck teeth. The second had blonde hair that was green at the roots and amazing blue eyes. He wasn't as tan as the other boy but he wasn't pale either. "… Who the hell are you?" With a sigh I put my arms at my side, which once again resulted in his face becoming acquainted with the ground. I was holding him remember?

"Maybe this is becoming a regular thing between us." I said looking down at him. The only response I got was the one finger salute. "I love you too."