Paparazzi

Whoa you've got a secret
Whoa you couldn't keep it
Whoa somebody leaped in and now some shit is about to go down
I never thought that you would be the one
acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't kiss and tell

~Kiss N' Tell, Ke$ha

BPOV:

I jumped a mile as I heard a loud clash of plates in the kitchen. Where was Jacob? He asked me to meet him up for a snack at this proper little French restaurant. I had been hit by a lot of song ideas lately and now all I could think about was writing them.

I jumped for a napkin and asked the waiter for a pen. I love that lavender blonde the way she moves the way she walks. I touch myself can't get enough. And in the silence of the night through all the tears, through the lies, I touch myself and it's alright.

It seemed like a bit of a lesbian song but I enjoyed the idea of making a music video through the eyes of a man. I looked around the restaurant again. Where the heck was Jacob?

I heard another clash followed by angry yelling. I got up bored enough to go offer some help.

"SIR YOU AND YOUR LADY NEED TO STEP OUT!" I heard the chef yell. I looked around the kitchen as I slowly walked into the cooking room. "Thank you." The French chef called out as the doors opened and closed to the exit of a couple. I noticed they were both without certain pieces of clothing.

I frowned. Weird.

After sitting there for another half hour I shrugged and called Alice. I decided I wouldn't let my afternoon go to waste and let her join me for a fancy snack. I ordered a little crumbled apple pie with a fancy whip topping. I ordered a milkshake with it. I had to repeat myself to the waiter. Apparently they never heard of it.

But since their policy was to get any food item I asked for, they promised to google it. I laughed at how everyone seemed to google it.

I heard a little ding as Alice walked over to my table. Edward was with her. I took a deep breath ready to deal with this without showing his reaction from me. I didn't need him using it as a weapon.

"Hi," She waved as she made her way over in a petite yellow sun dress and strappy sandals. I wore a twisting blue dress with high gold heels and of course my gold gloves. Edward smiled at me as he sat down.

He was wearing a white button shirt with a black under shirt. I noted his high top converse.

"Cool shoes," I complimented. He smiled in return.

"So why here?" Alice asked as the waitress took Edward's order. She was very flustered and seemed to barely be able to speak. I preferred that than the overconfident flirt attending the table across from us.

I twisted uncomfortably in my seat. "Well Jacob said to meet him here but he never showed up. I decided not to let my afternoon go to waste. I was going to ask you to go shopping with me but I don't think Edward would enjoy that." I sent him a grin.

Edward shrugged. "I don't mind the trip to the mall."

Alice and I met eyes. We burst out laughing. He frowned. "What?"'

I giggled. "Edward where do you think I shop for my clothes, Weird 101? I go to this boutique to buy cloths and sewing supplies to make my clothes!"

Alice giggled taking some of my pie from me. "Silly Edward-kins."

He choked on his strawberry shortcake. "You make them! That's amazing!"
I blushed. "Thank you."

Alice did that I-Know-Something-You-Don't-Want-Me-To-Know-Grin. I glared at her as she continued to grin like that.

Edward moaned. I jumped at the sound as a dirty image came to mind. I turned to meet his eyes but he was staring at his cake. "This is so good."

I felt my whole body turn pink with embarrassment at my thoughts and at how much I wanted him. Bad Bella, I scolded myself. Bad Bella I thought weakly as he licked his lips.

Alice launched into a chat about her new designs for clothes for herself as I snuck glances of Edward. He was insanely attractive and I couldn't help but wonder what had made him such a favorite of God for him to be so perfect. I loved his straight nose, his full shaped lips, the line of his cheek bones, and his high forehead. I loved how tall he was and his good physique.

He was perfection over all. I sighed.

"Bella, I'd appreciate you listen to me when I talk," Alice scolded me. I jumped a mile turning away from Edward.

"Oh, I am so sorry. I started daydreaming." I apologized.

She smirked. "I wonder what you were daydreaming about or whom…?"

I blushed red as Edward watched our strange exchanges curiously. "I never understand what you're talking about." He sighed.

I smiled at him. "Please don't try to."

Alice laughed. There was a large amount of hysteria as we heard loud commentaries and questions rush in with a couple who had their back to me.

"Jacob, aren't you dating Bella?"

"Jacob, why her?"

"Jacob, don't you feel embarrassed at being caught?"

"Jacob, what's your favorite position in bed?"

My eyes narrowed dangerously. The bastard had been cheating on me! I stood up furious and marched over to them. The paparazzi gasped as did Jacob and the red head next to him.

"Bella, how do you feel about his cheating?"

"Bella, did you not satisfy him?"

I ignored them. "Jacob I want to talk to you in private now."

He sighed. "Bella, come on, it's no big deal. One time," he shrugged. I could smell alcohol on him.

"Jacob, are you drunk?"I demanded.

He hiccupped. "That's the only way I would sleep with her and the fact that you wouldn't do me."

The red head gasped at his insult towards her and marched off. Jacob snorted.

"Edward," a reporter spotted him, "are you Bella's back up?"

I gasped at the insult. I grabbed Alice and Edward's hands and we went off on a full sprint down to his car. Edward revved up and we took off out of the restaurant.

I was in the backseat and Alice was next to him in the front. I leaned all the way across so that I was strewn across the seats. I felt so betrayed and sad.

"Bella, sweetie," I heard Alice voice call to me.

"Yes?" I answered.

"Are you going to be okay?" She whispered. Edward was still driving quick and acutely.

I smiled at her question. We had gone off one day about how people shouldn't ask if we were okay when it was clear we weren't. We promised to always ask if we would be okay.

"I'm going to be okay soon Alice," I smiled. She smiled back at me.

"Edward thanks," She unclipped her seat belt and I sat up to see where we were. Alice had just flown in from her parents a couple days ago and didn't find booking in my hotel. She wanted to stay somewhere new so she stayed at a recently built hotel.

"Bella, do you want me to take you to your hotel or somewhere else?" he asked me quietly. I carefully stepped out of the car and into the front seat.

"Take me to the hotel please," I responded leaning into the leather seat. I loved how his car smelled. It was leather, smell of new car, and a hint of his cologne.

"You were right. Jacob was bad news." I whispered.

"I'm sorry I didn't change your mind before all this." He said. His face was firm and disgust was clear on his features.

"It's okay. It was my entire fault." I sighed.

He gave a sharp turn making me lean on him. His car was so small there wasn't any room for an arm rest between us. He looked down at me as he stopped at a red light.

I was about to get off of him when he wrapped his arm around my shoulder.

I couldn't explain the perfection of being there. The fact that maybe I had been in the wrong place my whole life and in that moment I was where I was supposed to be stunned me. I never felt anything like it before. It blew me away.

He took off again and I snuggled deeper into him. He felt cool from the outside heat, and it just felt so nice to be there.

He pulled over in front of my hotel some minutes later. "Bella I am sorry about what happened."

I nodded. He pulled the sheet of hair that gave me coverage as I leaned into him. "Please know that you're worth a thousand times more than him."

"I thought we were all equal," I joked lamely.

He smiled. "You're better Bella. You're better than any girl I know."

I leaned away from him looking him in the eye to see if he jested. He wasn't. The mood was electrical as sparks flew between us. I took in a deep breath breaking the connection.

"Your mom is way cooler" I smiled leaving his car.

A/N

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