Disclaimer: I don't own twilight, or Emmet… *sob*
APOV
HOLY CRAP! She was holding a crow bar! Emmett is going to die a miserable death. So I sat in the bushes and waited this is going to be great!
"AICE!" I hear Em yell towards where I was sitting. Shoot. RUN!
RPOV
Emmett is going to die! . Then I see Alice. "ALICE" Em screamed towards some bushes "I know where you live remember that."
As angry as I am I went back to Emmett. "Now where was I?" I said innocently.
APOV
I was running as fast as I could. Finally home. I ran in and everyone is sitting watching the Cat in the Hat. YES! THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER! Aw, it's the end though… OH WELL!
10 min. later
After the movie everyone turns to me. All I say is "Rose has gone off the deep end."
Then they all got up and we go to the forest where Emmett is; or was. Where the hell did he go?
RPOV
They found my old hiding place so I'm at a new one. It is our cabin in Kentucky. I tied Emmett up and said "Emmett?"
"Yes."
"You're going to die today, any last words."
"Yes um… um… um… Tell Diego I love him, tell Dora she a creeper, oh and HI Edward, Bella, Nessie, Jake, Jasper, and Alice."
"WHAT" I scream.
"Hi Emmett." They all say at the same time. Then Emmett is standing beside me laughing. I take my lighter out of my pocket.
"What you going to do with that?" says the idiot standing beside me.
I say "This. GIRLS NOW!"
EDPOV
They all jump into action. Nessie got the door, Bella got the quick drying cement cans gave one to all the girls. Then we got sprayed.
6 Cans Later
Bella let me read her mind.
Bella- Edward this is for your own good so SHUT UP.
I listened. "Boys if you try to get out of this we will tear a limb off and burn it. Ok?"
We all said "Ok."
BPOV
I called stating my issues first. I then turned to Eddie, who was frozen in place because of the cement and said, "LET NESSIE DATE JAKE OR I'M LEAVINGYOU FOR ERIC!!!!"
Then Edward's eyes rolled back into his head, and his mouth opened; he would've hit the floor, but he cemented to all the guys and the floor.
"EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, instantly worried about my husband.
"He's in shock." Alice stated, trying to keep a strait face. We all thought it was really funny, (the sissy) and laughed for a minute, forgetting what we came here for. Luckily he was standing by Emmett.
"Emmett I give you permission to slap him." I said.
"Can I save the slap for later" Emmett wined like a three year old. " NO!!!" we all shouted.
" DON'T LET EMMETT SPAP ME" but it was too late Edward got slapped. (A/N HEHE SUGER COMA HEHE sorry mind wanders aimlessly.)
"No is my answer Bella" Edward said.
" Rose give him your worst." I said. Slap. This went on for an hour. Then I said
"Alice give me old reliable (my old cell. Edward forced me to get a new one.).
"Here you go Bella." Alice Said.
Eric and Bella
Eric-B-B-Bella
Bella-Yea
Eric-What did you want
Bella-Just to get married
Eric-Seriously
Bella-Yes
Eric-Hold on for a sec
I put the phone on my shoulder and said to Eddie "Has your answer changed yet?"
Edward had a pained look on his face. Keep it together Bella this is for your daughter. "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-e-e-e-e-e-e-es I-I-I say y-y-y-ye-e-e-s" Then I took the phone, hung up, turned it off, and then went over and kissed him.
RPOV
Yes my turn. "Emmett I want to adopt a baby." I said.
"Ok. Anything you want." He said.
APOV
Ok now it's my turn. I said "Jazz if you don't stop obsessing over the Civil War I'll go find Mira and tell her where we live."
"Alice no please don't" Jazz said.
"Then what is your answer?" I said.
Jazz said, "Ok I'll try."
Yay! That was easy.
NPOV
Awesome it's my turn now! "Jake let me go to school and we are not getting married in Vegas"
"Hey Vegas was just a suggestion" he said.
"So is that a yes." I said.
"Yes" he said"
"Insert long line of 'colorful' words here. Bella I think its time to visit Charlie's gun safe." Dad said.
"Dad no" I said.
Grandpa was waiting at the door when we came home. He said "We are moving to Cordova, Alaska tomorrow. So pack your things."
Hi. I need help. I can't think of how the house should look! So please help me!
People I Would Like To Thank
Klutzy Saxophone Player (you should read her stories they are awesome)