A/N: Okay, this is just one of those stories I wrote cause I was bored. I know, it's dumb, but oh well. It's kind of one of those things I think would happen after the "revolution." Pretty much after they kill Snow and take over the government. Hope to hear of you laughing soon (aka, please review!) – HuNgErRoSe101

Paintballs in district Twelve

Katniss stared into the moving bushes, waiting for the moment to strike. As Finnick's head emerged – barely, but it was there – she sent a paintball flying.

SPLAP!

"Ah, COME ON, Katniss, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GO FOR ME? Peeta's here too!" he yelled indignantly.

But Katniss was rolling with laughter. The paint ball had only his hair, and now he had this awful greenish brown colored fur atop his head that made it seem as though something crawled up upon him and died, then began rotting.

As a matter of fact, Katniss couldn't stop laughing. And for that reason, when Peeta loaded his gun and sent a beautiful pink splotch into Katniss's hair, she fell forward on her face and nearly swallowed the grass.

Times were good. The government defeated, living in the new district twelve, free to roam the forest at will. Everything seemed perfect.

So she savored the time that she could torment Finnick by taking away his beauty.

That, Katniss did.

Spitting out the grass, she stood and turned quickly to aim for Peeta. But he was ready for her. Soon she not only had pink hair, but a blue forehead, and yellow lips. She managed to land a few on Peeta at the same time though. He had a beautiful red ear and… was it true? Yes, Peeta had a purple eye.

Though whether it was from when he had tried to throw Finnick out the window for kissing Katniss on the cheek or from the paintball, she was unsure.

At the same moment, she saw Prim, as though in slow motion, stand up, and aim one at Haymitch. That was the teammate Katniss needed. She was a good shot too. As long as she wasn't killing something, Prim could probably hit just about anything. She got that from her sister, of course.

Team number three, Cinna and the preps, were quickly on top of Prim, taking her down with a turquoise nose and lime green eyebrows. Vienna added something of a yellow mustache below Prim's nose, and Flavius lost it.

Seeing that it was the perfect time to strike, she smashed Flavius in his laughter with a brown neck (he would be horrified later)

But Team number four hadn't made an appearance yet. Madge, Portia, Katniss's mother, and Gale had stayed hidden.

It seemed they all had the same thought. Because nobody shot as they slowly looked around as if waiting for them to pop up.

Seeing they didn't plan on making an appearance any time soon, Katniss aimed another at Haymitch and fired. He had a perfect red heart on his shirt.

Knowing Haymitch might lose it and start aiming only for her, she quickly ducked, and Haymitch looked around in confusion, looking for his attacker.

While he was distracted she jumped up and gave Octavia and orange spot on her skin.

That was Katniss's biggest mistake of the day.

Octavia looked down at the orange splotch on her pea green skin and looked around with murder in her eyes. Finding Katniss staring at her with triumph in her eyes, she aimed her gun.

Katniss, not believing that this was anything serious, simply stared back at Octavia. But seeing the look in her eyes, she gained a tiny bit of fear and ducked.

But it was too late. Octavia was popping them off, despite everything that was now going on around her. Seeing what happened to Katniss, Octavia had no new challengers.

And as Octavia literally ran out of paint balls on Katniss (who I'm not going to even start to name what color she was) Katniss knew that she had challenged the devil's spawn.