A/N Okay, so here's the second chapter. I know this one's probably really boring but it was necessary *sniff*. I guess these first two chapters are more of a prolouge than an important part of the story, but you'll just have to bear with it 'till the real characters comes in - which would be in the next chapter.

and I still don't own bleach

With 1 minute and 32 seconds to spare, the door flew open with a bang and a panting, halfdressed Ichigo ran out of his room with his shirt in a tight grip. The woman clicked her stopwatch and then stared at him with her you-are-creeping-me-out-please-dont-kill-me emotionless face as he pulled on the shirt.

"I am most impressed to see you are out of bed already, sir. I did not expect you to honor the director's wishes with such immediate actions, although I am very glad you take such responsibility and... "

"'Honor the director's wishes' my ass! You freakin' forced me to!"

"I am sorry sir, but you must have misunderstood me, which is quite understandable considering you were still in bed and suffering from lack of sleep and a severe hangover due to your consumtion of alcoholic drinks last night, so there is no reason to be ashamed of the fact that you did not understand me. I did not, in any way, force you, as you had a choice in the matter whether you would..."

"Staying in bed, waiting for 'them' isn't a choice! It's a death sentence!"

"And since you, of your own free will, chose not to die, you were not forced to do anything. Althought I too would have chose to get up and get dressed. It's quite preferable not to get mangled by an army of Ichigo-hungry fans. If I may say so, sire."

Ichigo sighed. Now fully dressed, he reached for the cup of coffee his assistant handed him and yawned. It was waaaay too early to start a real fight, and he had to go get some breakfast before the cafeteria closed or the director would... he honestly didn't want to know what the director would do. They walked through the corridors, passing the other character's rooms on the way to the cafeteria.

"Come on, I told you already! Stop calling me sir."

"But sir, what do I call you?"

Ugh, seriously? what's this womans problem?

"I'm Ichigo Kurosaki. Try calling me by my name... umm... miss... what's your name again?"

"Have you forgotten my name, sire?"

"Uh, sorry, I'm terrible with names. And stop it with the 'sir'!"

"It's quite okay, sir, I do not mind. After all - names are so insignificant and I do not want to bother you with remembering my own"

She said all of this in one breath and with the creepiest smile on her face. You could actually see the aura of pure creepiness surrounding her. It was kinda purple with some yellow-orange dots in it... anyway, it was really scary.

Ichigo was happily unaware of all this - at least untill his black coffee turned into a sick shade of green. It's true - not many know this but wickedness is highly contagious. Now that I've let you in on the secret you must pass this on to your children - do not drink green coffee. It's bad for you.

"Uh, you really did mind, didn't you?"

"Oh no. Not At All. Why do you ask?"

It was very clear that she very much minded.

"So... what's you name?"

"..."

"Come on, just answer already"

"It is Sue"

"Sue?"

"Sue E. Side"

~~~dead silence while Ichigo does his best not to burst out laughing his ass off~~~

"... Are you serious? Thats the stupidest name I've ever heard!"

The coffee(?) started to fizzle and turned yellow. Way to go Ichigo. Congratulations.

"You think so? It is quite a funny thing you would say that, Mr. Strawberry-chan, sir"

Said Strawberry-chan was just about to explode when he noticed the bubbling yellow liquid was melting the cup.

"... N-no. I just thought it was an... unusual name. But it's very nice!"

Sue (Elsa Side) smiled.

"Do you really think so? I am so very glad... Because now I do not have to hurt you. We must hurry to the cafeteria or the director will not be pleased."

"Uhh, yeah"

Oh god, What did I ever do to you? the poor boy asked himself while running after the demon in human form

A/N Aww, poor Ichigo XD I swear, Sue must be some evil creation made up by the darkest forces there is - screw Aizen. I dunno, Ichimaru's cousin? And what if you mixed wet potatochips and cherry icecream with a couple of scissors? Anyway, it'll take a while 'till I can write and upload the next chapter - summer vacations 'n stuff. But I'll have it ready in... let's say 1 ½ week. Anyone got any ideas what will happen next? Yeah, I know, I promised I wouldn't keep nagging about reviews, so liquid butterflies to you all and go eat a banana.