Job Cover Letter
I am qualified for this job because I'm small. I got a college education at your vag and I majored in legs. I consider myself very tight because I'm a tit. I'll be working to support my wife and our three large fingers. I'm looking for a job that pays between 2 and dollars a year.
I have experience using thick teeth and a clit. I have a soft attitude that makes me good for f**king. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most inexperenced candidate for this job.
Sincerely,
benjamin