Hello I'm Chris McLean and welcome to a series of islands containing where our new show shall take place. Since the contracts on our old contestants expired a while back ago we can't exploit them to come back to the show. So we got a whole bunch of suckers…. I mean contestants to participate in this new season hehe. The contestants will be doing challenges based either from the previous series, on teenage life, and of course there will be more explosions than ever before HAHAHAHA. So without further ado let me welcome you to TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
Chris: The contestants should be arriving to the island momentarily…well what do you know here comes the first contestant right now say hello to Miss Lily Shay
Shows a light tanned fifteen year old with medium length blue hair wearing a light pink sundress that goes to her knees and wearing flip flops.
Chris: So I have a question for you umm why is your hair blue anyway?
Lily: Well I have a very funny story about that well since my favorite food ever is this color, and if you want to know its cotton candy, anyway I felt that I should dye my hair because I wanted to show my love for cotton candy and since I couldn't find any other color I was about to give up until I found this cotton candy blue…wait what were we talking about again?
Chris: Well if you can wait for a moment I can see another contestant coming and well what do you know it is none other than Mr. Zakk Ambrose Blythe
Shows a tall eighteen year old white teen wearing a black Danzig hoodie and under the hoodie was a black "Ichi the Killer" shirt, baggy black jeans and menacing black boots
Chris: Well what do you think of the island so far
Zakk: Eh its ok I guess I need to see how everything goes
Chris: Well here comes another contestant right now it is Miss Tonia Swann
Camera pans on the boat showing a beautiful seventeen year old girl with porcelain white skin, platinum blond hair, and intense silver eyes wearing tight pink spaghetti strap top light blue jean shorts and high heel boots
Chris: Hey camera guy over here please so Tonia what made you want to come to the island in the first place?
Tonia: I just loved the series and when I heard that you were auditioning for new contestants I just HAD to apply
Chris: Well if you would please stand next to the others and wait while I introduce…umm is this right umm…Captain Joey Elizabeth Hannah Marie Eloise Gooding III?
Camera shows a fourteen year old girl who was wearing what looked like a pirate costume complete with a hat, when getting off of the boat she had nearly tripped and fell on her face but had recuperated immediately
Chris: Whoa are you okay there Joey?
Captain Joey: Its CAPTAIN Joey to you mangy landlubber I ought to make you walk the plank for your mutinous ways!
Chris: O…k then well have fun with that and let me introduce Jo Porter
On the stern of the boat shows a seventeen year old girl with tan like skin, grey eyes, dark brown hair tied into a French braid wearing a purple hoodie, skinny dark jeans, and grey converse and had many silver bracelets
Chris: Well how are things going Jo?
Joster: Please call me Joster well in answer to your question I am…hey look a squirrel oh and a bird there goes a chipmunk too!
Chris: (whispers) why do I always get stuck with the crazy people (normal) well look who it is, it is Agina "Gigi" Sanderson
Camera shows a fifteen year old girl with a slight tan, hazel eyes, with light brown with blonde and ginger highlights down to her shoulders, wearing a striped green v-neck shirt with what looked like a white tank top under, denim capris, and for an odd reason black combat boots
Chris: Umm what is with the combat boots eh Gigi?
Gigi: Well that's an interesting story actually and did you know that these boots were on sale, I can't remember where it was though and if I try to remember then I will…wait what was the question again?
Chris: Never mind just stand with the other contestants while I introduce Destiny or as it says here also likes to be called Teeny
Shows a fifteen year old girl with long, black hair, icy blue eyes, and tanned skin wearing a dark green long sleeve shirt with faded blue jeans and carrying a bag closely to her
Chris: Well hello Teeny and may I ask what you have in the bag right there
Teeny: Well if you really want to know it is just some Pokemon and Warrior Saga games and just some paper and pencils I am really glad to be here on the show!
Chris: Well that's interesting and will you look at that it's the first set of twins that we have on the show its Gemini and Rocco Forcyth
Has two good looking people, one is a young woman with waist long wavy blond hair, beautiful mocca skin, and harsh baby blue eyes, and was wearing tight dark blue jeans and a dark purple spaghetti strap top. The second was a young man with the same color skin as his sister, wavy blond locks, and eyes that were as warm as fresh baked cookies wearing tight dark blue jeans and a red muscle shirt.
Chris: Well Gem how do you feel about being on the island with your brother competing against you?
Gem: I am gonna mop the floor with all of these losers and I am not going to go easy on Rocco just because he is my brother
Chris: Harsh…Rocco how about you how do you like being on the show with your sister?
Rocco: Well first of all it is an honor that you chose the both of us and I would like to personally thank you and the producers for choosing the both of us for the show
Chris: I guess not all twins are alike well here comes another young contestant Garrett Sage
Shows a fourteen year old pale skinned boy with blue eyes, and spiky blond hair and wearing a simple blue hoodie and white shorts
Chris: Well how do you feel about the competition Garrett?
Garrett: I feel like I got this competition in the bag and these people are all going down
Chris: Like the attitude now go wait over there while I introduce Miss Maxine Stewart
Shows a sixteen year old girl that had lightly tanned skin, grey eyes with blue specks, and waist long black hair, and wearing a white halter top, khaki shorts and black gladiator sandals
Chris: Well Max are you expecting anything here on the show while you are in the competition?
Max: Well I really want to swimming in this ocean looks real fun
Chris: Well don't worry there will be plenty of swimming challenges and now it is time to introduce our resident emo Esmarelda Blanch
Shows a girl with real long midnight black hair that covered half of her pale face and her dark violet eyes, with her outfit being a black knee length ripped dress, fishnet leg and arm stockings, a black shawl and a big black guarden hat
Chris: So Blanch how do you feel about the island?
Blanch: It's too bright and I don't want these people to get anywhere near me
Chris: Dark…well here right now is Walter James Donnahu Jr
Camera shows a small fragile fourteen year old boy with curly snow white hair, pale skin, pale blue eyes, wearing a white polo shirt and tan pants
Chris: Well how are things Jr. do you like it here?
Jr.: Well um…I think that…umm I would really like to go home now PLEASE LET ME OFF OF HERE!
Chris: Wow I am glad this job pays well…since there was a technicality to the registration form we had to admit our youngest competitor of nine years old Allyson White
Shows a real young girl with short curly blond hair, dark blue eyes and sun kissed skin, with her outfit being a pink tank top, pink camo boots and light blue jean shorts
Chris: Well I just want to say how on earth did our producers make a typo on the registration form to allow a nine year old girl on the show
Ally: HEY I am in high school so just back off ok
Chris: (sighs) well coming up on to meet with the rest of the contestants is party boy Harvey Kanarvin
A loud WOOHOO is heard and shown is a tanned sixteen year old teen with long shaggy black hair, emerald eyes, blue shorts, a black short sleeved jacket and a red shirt saying DUDE running towards Chris
Chris: How is it going Harv?
Harv: IT IS GOING AWESOME CHRIS MAN!
Chris: Sweet now go over there and wait with the others you crazy party animal while the police boat brings our jailbird Sid Malone
After the cops uncuff Sid a sixteen year old boy with tanned skin, shoulder length silver hair, and blazing amber eyes wearing black jeans, a skull shirt, and a black jacket
Chris: So you are here on parole right?
Sid: Yeah and do you want to know what I did to do this HUH?
Chris: Uh no thanks well next up is a pair of brothers going by the names of Fredrick and Kennith Webb
Shows two males, one fourteen another sixteen, the older with neat dark red hair, brown eyes, tannish skin with an outfit of tan shorts and a dark blue button up shirt and the younger with curly red hair, pale skin, grey eye and wearing a blue shirt with black stripes, a pale green jacket, and shorts
Chris: Well Webb brothers how does it feel to be competing against one another
Kenny: WOOHOO this is awesome to finally meet I am such a huge fan of the series and thank you for choosing me and…WOOHOO!
Fred: Do I have to be teamed up with this little runt or can I just go now
Chris: We will see and for the last two contestants are another set of brothers now give a warm welcome to Jose and Esai Cantu
Two brothers are shown leaving the boat the younger being fourteen and the elder being sixteen with the younger having light brown skin, brown eyes, dark brown hair that was constantly combed down with him wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt and blue jeans carrying a guitar, the older brother had slightly darker skin then his brother, same brown eyes and really short dark brown nearly black hair with blue jeans a white shirt with twin eagles and wearing a leather jacket and had glasses on and sunglasses in his jacket pocket
Chris: So can anyone say sibling rivalry hehehe so how do you think this will affect your relationship as brothers
Esai: Not that different really hey does my hair look right never mind
Joe: Well like my brother said this will only be something similar as how we treat each other at home if we are put on the same team
Chris: Ok now everybody gather around for a group photo and say cheese
Everyone gathers around and then the dock breaks after the second picture
Chris: Well there you have it how will they be separated, will alliances form, will there be love, breakups, and beat downs, and will we ever get the dock fixed? Find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
Please review on how you think this goes for as an introduction, how your character was represented, and if your character should change because you didn't like how they turned out. Review and please no malicious comments
P.S. I do not own any part of the Total Drama series except for Revamped and neither do I own Chris and all but two of the contestants.
Peace Out