Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped, the contestants had arrived on a series of island in which they will be competing for $1 million, there was the average Joe and then there were the crazy Moe's but these contestants only had a taste now. How will they divided into teams, who will form, the first alliance, will there be a hint of sibling rivalry, will love bloom, and who will come back from past seasons?
Chef: THEY KNOW I GONNA COME FOOL WHY YOU GONNA MAKE THEM GUESS?
Chris: Hey don't spoil the surprise dude…all these questions answered and more here on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*Theme Song*
Chris: Welcome back now that the contestants have dried off and what is left of the interns are fixing the dock we can get to our first challenge
Gem: How can we do our first challenge when we are not even on teams yet?
Chris: I was getting to that now the first challenge is that you are going to handcuff yourself to someone of the opposite gender then you are going through the forest to the other side of the island and that is when I am going to split you up there. The first pair wins an advantage for their team for the next part of the challenge. Oh and so you know we picked the pairs for you so here is who is handcuffing themselves to who-
Lily with Garrett
Tonia with Zakk
Captain Joey with Esai
Gigi with Walter Jr.
Joster with Rocco
Teeny with Harv
Gem with Sid
Maxine with Joe
Blanch with Fred
Kenny and Ally
Chris: So get yourselves paired with the person I told you so I will meet you all on the starting line in a few
*Ten Minutes Later*
Shows a makeshift starting line with the contestants handcuffed and ready to go
Chris: READY…SET…GOOOO (starting gun shoots)
As they run off a bird plops on the ground
Chris: Darn it why does that always happen when I use this darn thing!
Camera show Captain Joey and Esai
Esai: So can I ask you something?
Captain Joey: Aye ye may first mate
Esai: Yeah…umm what's up with the pirate get up?
Captain Joey: Ah it be an interestingly long tale in which there are many facts you see it all begins when I am born…
Esai: (sighs)
Camera then goes to Tonia and Zakk
Zakk: How come you came to this island?
Tonia: I just felt that it would be a great experience how about you?
Zakk: I got bored at school not much else
Camera goes to Joe and Maxine standing at a cliff
Joe: Wait how in the world did we get here on the cliff in the first place?
Maxine: Well Chef gave me this map that said that this was the way to the end
Joe: Wait when did this happen
Maxine: Chef gave all the girls maps why did you think that we gathered around before we started
Joe: Well call me kind of crazy but I don't think that this is the right way let's see if we can find it
Maxine: Ok then….AAAHHHH
Trips on a rock and is dangling on the cliff but cannot fall because of Joe
Camera then goes to Gem and Sid
Sid: Hey good looking what's your rush we are probably way ahead let's just chill here for a minute
Gem: Look jail bait we are stuck together so we can win the challenge now get off your lazy butt and let's get a move on
Sid: Nah I'll just sit here and wait until later zzzzzzzzzz
Gem: (screams)
Camera then shows Gigi and Walter Jr.
Gigi: And that's why I absolutely love mood rings so why don't you tell me about yourself?
Walter Jr.: Well ok ummm….are we there yet it is almost my bedtime
Gigi: It is only 5 o'clock
Walter Jr.: Yeah and my mother will get upset if I stay out past 6:30
Gigi: Uhhhh
Camera then finds Fred and Blanch nearly 50 ft from the finish line when they just sit down
Fred: Hey what are you doing we can win this thing
Blanch: I am tired do you have a problem with that!
Fred: No I'm good
Camera goes to Teeny and Harv wandering aimlessly in the woods while Kenny and Ally are arguing pointlessly on why reading is important
Ally: Well if you don't read you don't become smarter…
Kenny: Listen little girl I think that reading does nothing but corrupt the minds of the youth and you should probably go back to your coloring books ok?
Ally: THAT TEARS IT!
As they are fighting camera goes back to Maxine and Joe with Maxine still dangling on the cliff
Joe: Ok let's see if those weight lifting classes pay off
Pulls Maxine up and she lands on top of him and they just look for about ten seconds before getting up quickly while blushing
Joe: Well (blush) … let us go shall we?
Maxine: (blush) Yes let us go see if we can find the finish line heh
They walk into the forest and twenty seconds later they find that the map led them the right direction but they were only slightly off
Chris: Well look who got here first Joe and Maxine you guys will be in the first team on the blue pad right there oh and here is your key (tosses key)
Both hastily remove the handcuffs and stand on the blue pad. The camera then shows Esai and Captain Joey running with Joster and Rocco ahead of them.
Chris: Well Joster and Rocco your key and you guys will stand on the red pad whereas Captain Joey and Esai will stand on the blue pad
Then suddenly Blanch and Fred move slowly but surely but not before Gem drags Sid through the finish line groaning the fact that she is on the same team with her brother.
Then running and arguing is Ally and Kenny who is severely injured with teeth and scratch marks all over his body they are then followed by Teeny and Harv, Zakk and Tonia, Blanch and Fred, Gigi and Walter Jr., Lily and Garrett
Chris: Well I guess I should introduce the teams; on the Killer Tsunamis is Joe, Maxine, Esai, Captain Joey, Ally, Kenny, Zakk, Tonia, Gigi, and Walter Jr.; on the Screaming Bonfire team is Joster, Rocco, Gem, Sid, Teeny, Harv, Blanch, Fred, Lily, and Garrett. Now both teams go to your designated cabins back on the other side of the island hehe while I take my helicopter.
*Time Skip*
Chris: Now the boys bunks are on the left while the girl bunks are on the right with locks on the inside so no one can come in and the windows are tinted so you can get sunlight and no peeking at all hehe. Now the next challenge is assemble your bunks because all the interns are either in the hospital or the morgue and Chef and I are way too busy. Oh and you have to work as a team too assemble the bunks out here, move them into the cabins, and have them set up for our inspection in one hour. Since the Tsunamis had the first pair to cross the finish line they have a choice of two tools between three tools whereas the Bonfires do not get anything….cause they didn't have the first pair to cross hehehe. And see that closet in between the two teams cabins that is the confessional so if you want to confess something go do it there in your own privacy and also the world's entertainment
On the table in front of Chris was a piece of wood, eight wheels, and an automatic drill
Zakk: Hey since Joe and Maxine got here first I think they should choose what we need
Joe and Maxine: Well…umm I…we umm sure ok
After some internal debate Joe had picked the piece of wood much to the surprise of the team
Esai: Hey man why did you pick the piece of wood over a drill!
Joe: What did Maxine pick?
Esai: The wheels why?
Joe: Would you want to roll something on stairs or roll something on a ramp
*Confession Joe: Don't get me wrong the drill was nice but then I chose the wood cause it had more practicality since the plank could cover the stairs pretty easily I don't want to be an inventor for just sitting and picking something that will assemble quicker just so we can't put it in the rooms
*Time Skip*
The Tsunamis had finished their last bunk and were wheeling it in when all of the sudden they see the Bonfires cabin burst into flames
*Confession Gem: (singed) That stupid Sid playing with his lighter instead of doing work gah I just want to wring his little neck until he pops!
Chris: Well I guess the clear winner is…The Killer Tsunamis!
The Tsunamis cheer and Maxine and Joe hug briefly then separate and have a quick handshake instead
Chris: Well the good news there is no elimination tonight; the bad news is that the Bonfires have a whole in the roof on the girl's side it looks like too.
*Confession Sid: Hey I am kind of glad that there is no elimination because I do not want to be the first one gone that would totally hurt my rep here
Chris: Well that ends the day for this episode; will Joe and Maxine ever go out, will Sid have to pay for his damages, will Gem chill out for ten seconds, who will go home first, and will Chef get paid better this season; all will be revealed next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
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TDRV questions: Should I have characters from other series such as TDI, TDA, or TDWT to make an appearance; should Chef get paid better; will you guys be mad if one of your characters was voted off; and are there any improvements that I should make no cursing in the reviews (jk freedom of speech on the review but no flames please)