Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; the contestants had to find there lost teammates which were hidden in a giant metal box. Joe was getting a little friendly with Maxine, and Garrett was getting annoyed by Lily. Overall the Screaming Bonfires won the challenge thus tying them with the Tsunamis with the elimination of Walter Jr. Also it seems that Zakk is getting a little protective over Tonia as it may seem. Who will ROCK THE LOVEBOAT on this episode, who will get eliminated in the most dramatic bonfire ceremony so far, will Joe and Zakk spill some big secrets, and will I get paid in the six figures for this episode, that is what to expect on this dramatic episode of TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*Theme Song*
Shows the tsunami boy cabin at the night after Walter had left the competition.
Esai: Come on Joe tell us what happened in that metal box with you and Maxine
Kenny: Yeah dude, don't worry we won't tell anyone else
Zakk: Leave the man alone. If he doesn't want to talk about his love life then I just say let the man be
*Confession Joe: All of the sudden Zakk is being a pal to me is it part of some kind of strategy to lull me into a false sense of security or is it something else?
*Confession Zakk: Look I feel for Joe, but I just need to talk to anyone about something that's been on my mind and the only one I can trust right now is Joe
Goes to girls side of the Tsunami cabin
Tonia: So you got a little something with our points leader eh?
Maxine: Look I told you that nothing happened we just got really tired he fell asleep first then I started drowsing off then when we woke up we were in that position
Ally: Look we all can see that you have a thing with this guy and from what I can see he feels the same for you
Maxine: How can you tell?
Captain Joey: Well whenever ye be together or even close to each other your timbers seem to shiver even at the very sight of him
Gigi: Which means that he likes you and you like him
Maxine: What about Tonia she has someone she likes but is refusing to tell anyone
Tonia: (getting red) it is time to go to sleep because I am very tired from today's challenge
The other Tsunami girls start pestering her on who it is while Maxine goes to sleep with a smirk on her face
*Confession Tonia: Is it obvious that I like someone, but is it my fault that I like him I need to see how Maxine knows
*Confession Maxine: I don't really know if she likes someone but the way she had reacted after I said she did must mean the truth I just need to find out with who
*Time Skip*
Chris: Today's challenge is one that only a few of you might love some of you might hate this challenge it is called "Triple Threat Pirate"!
Almost all of the contestants looked as Captain Joey nearly went ballistic when she had heard the name of the challenge
*Confession Captain Joey: This be my challenge this has to be the best day ever!
Chris: What you have to do is make a crew of scurvy ridden pirates, starting by making a system and filling the positions of Captain, First Mate, Helmsman, Crew, Galley Crew, and of course the Cabin Boy
Teeny: Wait so we are literally going to make a crew, but what if we don't know what they do?
Chris: Then you will find out on your own sweet time, now go and make your crew, oh and you only have one hour
*Confession Gem: It isn't fair the Tsunamis have a pirate freak on their team so they have that advantage over the challenge
Goes to the Tsunami team
Captain Joey: I say we vote on who becomes what and I vote meself to part of the crew.
Joe: I would have thought you wanted to Captain or at the least First Mate
Captain Joey: Nah I honestly believe that ye should be Captain, does anyone disagree?
No one had said anything in objection
*Confession Joe: Ok is it just me or are they deliberately making them lead them in challenges…I am finally getting some kind of respect!
Joe: Ok I guess with the crew they have to do some kind of land and sea combat, the galley are the cooks, First Mate are the Captain's right hand man, Helmsman steers the ship, and the Cabin Boy is just like an understudy to an actual pirate.
Kenny: I want to be the Cabin Boy
Ally: Can I be the one that steers the ship it looks fun
Tonia: I think that me and Maxine should work the Galley
Joe: Then the crew should be Gigi, Esai, and Captain Joey should be good
Zakk: Then that makes me First Mate sweet
Goes to the Bonfires
Gem: I am the Captain and anyone who objects can walk the plank straight to the Boat of Losers, Rocco you are the Cabin Boy got it
Rocco: Sure it's cool
Gem: Joster, Teeny, and Harv you are the crew; Blanch and Garrett you are on the Galley; Fred you are Helmsman and Lily you are the First Mate
*Confession Lily: Yay I am the First Mate this is going to be the greatest thing ever
*Confession Rocco: I would think that I would be a helmsman but you know when a sister tells you something you just got to do it
*Confession Harv: Sweet I kind of dream of being like a pirate, they have raging awesome parties, have a ton of stuff, and they don't bathe a lot….that last may not be that good
*Confession Blanch: Working with Garrett is just like working with a Chihuahua that just keeps yapping until you kick it over a cliff
Chris: Ok Tsunamis have the blue sailboat and the Bonfires have the red sailboat the first part of the challenge is to sail your boats to the second island, here you have to get the supplies you need here, and more instructions will be given on the other island. Oh and Captains here is your big and fancy hat
Joe: Ok crew we need to load up some oranges, lemons, limes, some of that cooking liquor, those chains, those matches, that spare sail, and those three cannons.
Gem: Get everything that they didn't get hehe they didn't even try to get those cannonballs those idiots don't know what they are doing after all
Shows the Bonfires having trouble with moving the cannonballs
Goes to the Captains Quarters of the ship on the Tsunamis boat which they dubbed "Ocean's Fury"
Joe: Cabin Boy Kenny I wish for you to get my First Mate savvy?
Kenny: Aye Captain, man I can see why Joey likes this kind of thing
Kenny brings First Mate Zakk to the Captains Quarters
Zakk: Aye sir
Joe: Take a seat please I wish to discuss some personal matters with you
Zakk: And what would those matters be
Joe: I want to know why you backed me up back in the cabin last night
Zakk: Well to tell you the truth is because I feel the same way but with another girl, not Maxine
Joe: Is it Tonia
Zakk: Yes how did you know?
Goes to the Galley where Maxine and Tonia are slicing some oranges
Maxine: You have a thing for Zakk don't you?
Tonia: Is it that obvious?
Maxine: To a trained eye it is
Tonia: and you with Joe?
Maxine: He is just so nice and I feel after he saved my life that I was developing some kind of feelings for him
Tonia: wait when did he save your life
Goes to the Inferno ship which they haven't given a name for it
Gem: Finally we are at the open water and we have a lot of food so emo kid and other guy go get some chicken ready I am starving
Goes to the Galley
Garrett: So you like to cook do you?
Blanch: Why are you even talking to me I just want to get this challenge over with and go back to the cabin and get some sleep
Garrett: Why do you always want to isolate yourself away from the team?
Blanch: So I don't have to deal with people like you
Both teams manage to get to the second island with Chris standing there
Chris: Both teams have made it here now here is the fun part, there are two buildings behind me you pirates have to pillage one and look for the chest
Joe: Kenny come over here real quick
Kenny: What's up
Joe: I am giving you the task to stay on the ship and watch the girls in the Galley and if there is any trouble at all take a knife and jump over board ok?
Kenny: I don't know why you want me to leave but ok I'll do it
Joe: I also want you to (whispers instructions) got it
Kenny: Aye aye captain!
*Time Skip*
Both teams are heading out with their respective chests
Joe: That was much easier than I thought
Captain Joey: That be true and…why is there an oncoming ship on the horizon
Everyone from both teams saw that the ship was firing cannonballs at them
Both Captains: BATTLE STATIONS!
The Bonfire team was loading the cannonballs a retaliating whereas the Tsunamis were bewildered
Esai: We forgot the cannonballs you nimrod
Joe: Load one of the chains
The crew was surprised but followed the orders of their Captain
Lily: They are loading chains into their cannons Captain
Gem: What is that guy doing?
The cannon fired with such force the chains had taken out the sails with ease making the boats go slower
Joe: Even as a pirate, chains were important
*Confession Gigi: Joe is so smart no wonder he was picked as a Captain
*Confession Maxine: Wow I never thought someone could come up with something like that he is so smart (sighs)…. I mean that was a good idea using the chains like that
Joe: Let's finish this Zakk get the cooking liquor, the matches and that extra sail that we tore into strips
Zakk does as told and Joe makes an improvised Molotov Cocktail and throws it on the ships sails causing it to burst into flames
The Tsunamis cheer and realize that twenty more ships came into view all around them. The crew of the other ships had boarded and told both teams to surrender
"Captain Chris" then boards the ship and cackles evilly
Chris: Well isn't this the worst part of being a pirate having to surrender you treasure now hand it over Inferno Captain
Gem sadly gives the treasure away and Chris then goes to the Tsunami ship
Chris: Hey everyone don't mind me I will just be taking your treasure now…wait are you guys missing someone
Ally: Yeah where is Kenny…he must have ditched us that jerk!
Joe: Hey Chris it looks like the better pirate crew won this challenge
Chris: Yeah we did and I was hoping that you guys would do better than that
Joe: Well why don't you ask my friend Kenny
Behind Chris shows Kenny with a knife to Chris's neck
Joe: We will be taking your treasure…savvy?
Chris: How did this happen?
Joe: Knowing how your brain works I figured that you will be pulling something like this, so I told Kenny to leave and take a knife so that if you came to the ship that he would come and help us in this kind of pinch
Chris: Smart and you guys win the challenge and as a reward besides your butts not being on the elimination table is that you get to keep this wonderful boat!
The Tsunamis cheer in delight
Chris: Bonfires looks like you guys are going to be sending someone home tonight
*Time Skip*
Chris: Well you wish you had Joe as a teammate now huh well remember those who don't get a chocolate bar walks the Dock of Shame, goes to the Boat of Losers and leaves, and you can't come back…EVER. The first bar goes to Gem…Rocco…Harv…Teeny…Lily…Fred…Joster. Only two campers Blanch and Garrett the final bar goes to…
*Dramatic Music*
Chris: Garrett you are safe, Blanch you have to go laters.
Blanch shrugs it off and leaves without looking back
Goes to the Tsunami cabin and outside it was Kenny and Joe
Joe: Did you do what I told you
Kenny: Yep here is what I found out (hands Joe a paper)
Joe: Thank you
Chris: What did Kenny give to Joe, will Zakk reveal on his feelings on Tonia, what will happen to the Tsunamis boat, will Chef ever quit this show, and who will leave next all will be revealed next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
TDRV questions: Who should be paired up next; should I post on who voted for who in the elimination; can Chef quit; any ideas for the next chapter.
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