Little big planet ch2; fun in the red hot….merciless….. Cruel…(curls in the fetal position) mommy I need a cookie….
The dragon lands in the bazar and jay and en get off.
Jay: the horror…
En: they are everywhere…..
Shows a lamp.
Jay: cool a lamp! Lets rub it and get 3 wishes!.
En: I don't know…. I could get dirty….
Jay: oh come on it will be fun!
A monkey in a crown runs in.
Monkey theif king: mine!
He takes the lamp and leaves.
En: woah didn't- aaaajhhhhhhh!
Sultan: what? Never seen a blue fat guy before? The monkey stole my lamp! Please get it back!
En: why don't you?
Sultan: im too fat.
Jay: oh… well en lets go chase a monkey!
One chase montage later….
En: I(pant) hate(pant) my(pant) life!(pant).
Jay: he went into the thieves den.
Guy: I can get you in…
En: how?
Guy: get in my basket.
They do.
Jay: mmmmm….. I smell somthin good!
Guy: got to hurry or monkeys get pizza for free!
The guy is revealed to be a pizza guy.
En: you're a pizza guy?
P guy: yea!
Monkey guard: finally pizza!
The gate opens and the pizza guy gets in.
Later…
The 2 get out of the baskets.
En: lets go!
Jay: almost….
Jay steals two slices of pizza.
En: you cant eat that much.
Jay: ones for you.
En: oh thanks!
Jay gives en a slice and they leave.
You: whats with Dr-J33 ocs and pizza!
Later(again….)
En: we need a key.
Jay: got it!
Jay runs away then returns dragging a large key.
Pot monkey: ha! Fools!
The floor vanishes from beneath them.
En: yikes!
Jay: darn!
Jay falls and en pulls out a sign.
Sign: didn't see this coming.
En falls as well.
Pot monkey: haha! Im gunna get a promotion!
Jay and en walk in.
Pot monkey: what! How!
Jay: we took the way up.
En: yeah, those booby traps where hard.
Jay(with a scimitar stabbed in his hat and on fire with a snake squeezing him): WA BOOBY TRAPS?
Me: im trying to make an internet gag so don't judge me!
Pot monkey: im so fired…
Monkey king: ha cant catch me sack bozo!
Jay and en are shown grabbing his tail.
Monkey king: seriously how do you do that?
Jay: do what?
Monkey king: heres a deal, if you can beat my tail grab game, you get the lamp and I quit thieving.
Jay: deal.
He super jumps and grabs the lamp(it starts lowering).
Jay: this is easy.
Monkey king: well taste my fire ba!-
A rock hits him in the face.
Monkey king: ow….
En is shown tossing a rock up and down.
En: I may be a coward, but i can aim good.
Jay and the lamp reach the floor.
Monkey king: you win, and as rules state, im a reformed simian now.
The 2 leave with the lamp.
En: now lets bring this to the creation curador.
Voice: im in here!
Jay: who said that?
Shows the lamp.
Voice in lamp: in here.
En: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Intermission!
Me: what to-
Voice: the pizza place is open again!
Me: ^-^ ! This actualy happened as I wrote this.
Back to the story!
En: -HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Voice: use the lamp sticker!
En: we don't-
Jay pulls out a lamp sticker.
En: how?
Jay: I found it.
Jay uses it on the lamp and a genie comes out.
Genie: thanks, im the genie of the lamp. Use this magic carpet so we can get back to sultan.
En: just so im caught up, you're the creation here?
Genie: yeah.
En: ok then.
Jay gets on a carpet.
Jay: grab the lamp!
En drags the lamp on board.
En: how do you work this?
Genie: just grab.
Jay grabs a side and the carpet takes off.
Genie(in gwoms voice): squadala! Were off!
Lader…..
They reach sultan.
Sultan: my lamp! And my old friend the genie!
Genie: Good to see ya sultan.
Sultan: as a reward we will attend the carnival.
En: that's a reward?
Sultan: yeah good point, jump into that very big lamp while I think of something.
They do.
Genie: you can provide transport to the golden sands.
Sultan: good idea.
Later….
A carpet lands in an Egypt type area.
Jay: thanks for the lift!
Gwom: no prob. Squadala! Im off!
Gwom flies away.
En: im so partched… oh an oasis!
En attempts to jump in but when he touches the water he gets electrocuted.
En: blargityblargblarg!
En runs back to jay.
En: that's BUZZ! Messed up!
Jay: yeah… look a person.
Person: im prince funubis and im building the biggest fun park in lbp!
Jay: oh cool!
En: theres a carnival you need to attend.
Funubis: ok.
Jay: wow that was easy.
Funubis: if you help me finish my park and find my lost camel.
En: I somehow saw this coming…..
After finding and riding a camel….
Funubis: log and load my cargo!
Jay: en this sounds like your type of thing so you do it, I need a break.
Jay joins a random poker game.
Jay: I throw in 5 bucks.
Blade guy: too rich for my blood. Fold.
Fawful: I fold from this game of cardness.
Dr.j: I see your 5 and raise you a boot(sets a boot on the table).
En: ok…. So.
Long painful hours later…..
En: I(pant)…..hate(pant) my life!...(pant).
Jay walks in.
Jay: ok now lets go!
One cargo boat ride later…
Funubis: now you must-
Camel: sir we caught this sack person wrestling with your pet monster chicken.
Another camel enters a white sack girl with a blonde ponytail, a blue shirt, purple skirt, red high heels, and a large earring.
Funubis: you are one crazy sack girl. But I am impressed you jumped my electric fence.
Sack girl: I cant help it it was soo tempting and that chicken was calling me out!
En: woah im glad im not her jay…jay?
Jay is shown with his eyes in the shape of a heart and staring at the sack girl.
Funubis: you will be imprisoned!
Jay: or she could join us on our quest!
En: jay no strangers.
Funubis: fine as of now she is your problem.
The camel sets her down.
Sack girl: hay thanks um uh? Whats your name?
Jay: im jay and that's en.
Sack girl: oh im sg. Well my real name is gina but everyone calls me sack girl, sg for short. So what is this quest anyways?
Jay: to bring the creation curators to a carnival.
Sg: wow cool I always wanted to go on an adventure!
Jay: me two!
En: so as you where saying.
Funubis: you must test the rides for my big fun park.
Jay and sg: AWSOME!
En: (great now im gunna have to deal with 2 of them….)
Montage! Yay!
Cue malbis boss music!
Guy: 2 rides for the price of 3!
Jay is shown at the top of a fun house approaching a slide.
Jay:(this will be fun1)
Jay goes down the slide.
Jay: wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
En is shown jumping from bumper car to bumper car.
En: oh dear….
En almost falls off but reached the end of the bumper cars.
En: phew…..
En trips and lands in a randomly placed oasis and gets electrocuted.
En: blargityblargblarg!1!
Sg is shown on a ferris wheel.
Sg: I can see wherever dr.j takes place from up here!
The 3 are then shown running through a building with crushing walls.
En: this isn't safe!
Sg: its fun!
Jay: and that's what counts!
They reach a sarcophagus.
Sarcophagus: wana see a scary ride…
En: no.
Sg: oh I love scary rides!
Jay: yeah!
They get in the sarcophagus and it flies to a roller coaster.
Sarcophagus: behold! The sarcophacoaster!
En: I think ill sit this one out.
Sg: no way jose!
Sg drags him onto the coaster and the 3 buckle in.
Jay: lets do this!
The coaster starts moving.
En: (inhales)HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jay and sg: !
TURN!
En: MOMMY!
Sg: AWSOME!
Jay: YEAH!
LOOP DE LOOP!
En(holding on to his glasses): YIKES!
Sg: YAHOO!
Jay(holding on to his hat): YEHAW!
MANUVER THAT IS IN THE SHAPE OF RAINBOW BUNCHIE!
En: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!- (the coaster and time stop completely) wait what?
Sg: ok…..
Jay: weird….
(Time returns to normal and the coaster resumes moving.)
The coaster reaches the bottom.
Funubis: how was it?
En: !
Sg: fun!
Jay: awesome!
Funubis: well you all get 10% discounts for all my parks!(exept during holiday seasons and promotional offers some restrictions apply).
En: oh joy….. Can we just end the chapter now!
TO BE CONTINUED….
En's voice: thank you.