Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; the contestants had to face the elements and had to capture their teams own flags on the other side of a death trap. Now if they got killed we would be in so much legal trouble but luckily they were only seriously injured. Joe continues to keep secrets from his team. And then Fred is gone from TDRV forever. Will we ever know what kind of secrets that Joe has, will Captain Joey get over Kenny, and will this episode make sense; find out today on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
It had been three days since there last challenge and there had been no sign of Chris anywhere
Goes to the Tsunami boys cabin and shows Joe taking a nap and also shows Zakk coming into the cabin with Tonia carrying Maxine who is also sleeping and they pit them in the same bed. They then just sit back and wait to see who wakes up first
Tonia: You were right this is going to be seriously hilarious
Zakk: Yeah but expect some kind of payback
Tonia: Anyway umm…what did Joe about Kenny?
Zakk: Oh that he rigged the boat to self-destruct once the team got of the boat but he had disabled and removed it
Tonia: Wait Joe made an explosive? Why?
Zakk: Just wait and listen he had done it only if we had lost the challenge he didn't want the boat to go to waste but he needed help in dismantling the bomb…
Tonia: And Kenny was the only one who was the Cabin Boy so no one would suspect him of anything
Zakk: Yeah
Tonia: Is the guy insane!
Zakk: Not really, just wicked smart, umm can I ask you a question?
Tonia: Yes?
Zakk: Will…you…umm ever consider…
Before he can a finish they hear a two screams coming from the cabin and Joe and Maxine came running out with the look of murder on their faces while they were redder then tomatoes. All of the sudden they hear Chris' voice coming out of no where
Chris: Hey everybody, if you would please direct your attention to the center of the campsite. Now as you can see that there is plenty of materials to build a something in which is your next team building challenge. You will have twelve hours to build a monument of your team, so either make a wave or a giant fire and make it dazzle me and Chef by tonight or else
*Confession Gem: Exert physical labor so that we can dazzle someone I don't do manual labor
*Confession Rocco: This is not good, back at home she just tells everyone to do some kind of project like a volcano, a rocket ship, the complex series of how cells divide in perfect scale model replica or something, the point is that she won't lift a finger to do something of this caliber
Joster: Umm Rocco can I ask you something?
Rocco: Of course you can Joster
Joster: Are you currently dating anyone?
Rocco: No I broke up with my last girlfriend four weeks before the competition had started
Joster: Oh umm that is good I was just wondering
Rocco: Wondering what? (winks)
Joster: (panicked) I got to go and get started on that thing and I got to do the thing so umm bye!
*Confession Rocco: That seems to be the normal response whenever I tell girls that I am single
*Confession Joster: I just panicked under the pressure because well he is just plain hot what more can I say about him
Goes to the Tsunamis
Esai: Hey bro what do you think we should build
Joe: I think we can do a giant wave and on top of the wave we have everyone that was on the team'
Maxine: That is a great idea
Gigi: Yeah that is a great idea, but how will we do it?
Joe: Hey I didn't go to a pre-engineering school for nothing and we need everyone to be in on this we cannot just sit around everyone has to help. If we don't work as a team on this thing we all will fail, so if you need help with something call someone for help you can't be riding solo got it?
Everyone nods there head
Joe: Ok here is what we have to do…
They all are planning while the Bonfires had already started on their building which was looking quite awful at the moment
Harv: Where do you want this doohickey to go Teeny?
Teeny: I don't know why don't you ask Rocco and see where he wants it?
Harv: Well I asked him, then Gem, then Lily, then Garrett, then Joster, then I just had to ask you next because none of then seemed to have the foggiest idea
Gem was sunning herself like a lizard while her team was mentally confused on what to do. The Tsunami team then began building on their sculpture while all working as a team
Ally: Hey Gigi where does thing go again, right next to your thing right?
Gigi: Yep need any help
Ally: Yes please
As Gigi went to help Ally she saw Joe and Esai conversing but paid no attention to it
Joe: Hey remember when we did that thing to the rival school when they messed with our mascot?
Esai: Yeah it took them weeks to clean up that thing so we rigged….
Joe: You thinking what I am thinking
Esai: But we can't do it until the judging
*Confession Esai: Hey I want to be rock star one day so me and bro figured how to rig different type of pyro then one thing led to another and we end up in the hospital 16 times in a period of one month
While the Tsunamis were working under the curtain the statue of the Bonfires was done and it had looked like as if a kindergartener had just pasted random parts to a piece of Styrofoam
Gem: Well since this thing looks ridiculous we have to do some sabotage
Rocco: That is not right if you do that then I am out of her
Joster: Yeah I am doing what he says if you do with what you said
Gem: Well everyone else follow me
Gem then tries to sneak around the Tsunamis when all the Tsunamis had heard a massive explosion about 200 yards away
Zakk: What in the name of Danzig was that!
Joe: We figured with the way their statue looks me and Esai had figured that they would try under handed tricks so I got some landmines that we had disabled yesterday and set them in a perimeter so they won't even come close to the masterpiece
Everyone looks at the brothers as if they were crazy but then they slowly went back to work
*Confession Joe: They knew I was a pack rat right, well it isn't hard do dismantle and reconstruct a landmine just so you know
*Confession Chris: This kid is freaking insane, this competition is awesome!
Zakk: Hey Tonia I have been meaning to ask you something
Tonia: Yes Zakk what is it?
Zakk: Well I was thinking that…
Joe: Hey Zakk can you help me out here for a second
Zakk: Uhh yeah be right there, sorry got to help the dude
Tonia: Well I guess we can continue this later
Zakk then goes to Joe looking for the thing that he needs help with
Zakk: So what do you need pal
Joe: It is not what I need it is what you need my friend
Zakk: What are you talking about?
Joe: You see Kenny not only help me with the boat bomb, but he also did some recon on Maxine for me
Zakk: Ok then what does that have to do with me?
Joe: Well he also did some recon on what Tonia likes and that she likes you as much as you like here, would you like the list my friend?
Zakk: Y-yeah of course I do what is the catch?
Joe: The only thing I ask is for a double date, you with Tonia, and me with Maxine
*Confession Zakk: Yes, yes, yes , YES!
*Time Skip*
Chris: Well let us start with the Bonfires (one look) well that thing looks like a kindergartner made that thing now if they did that, let us see what the Tsunamis did
Then the curtain fell and looked as if a master mason had made the statue and woodsman had made the figures on top then out of nowhere fireworks came out and dazzled everyone at the scene
Chris: Well the Tsunamis win again and they have two rewards, one they get a chance to go to the luxury cabin, and they get to decide if the Bonfires get to send someone home
Ally: This is a team so we have to make a smart decision so I say we let these guys fry
Maxine: Yeah these guys are just going to try and cheat
Joe: No
Everyone looks at him in a state of shock
Joe: We must forgive and forget just as I have done
Zakk: What do you mean?
Joe: You should remember this morning what both you and Tonia had embarrassed me and Maxine, but just forgave you and you might remember our little talk earlier
There is a silence that spans for about a minute
Zakk: Chris we will let these guys off the hook for now
Chris: Weird strategy, but you guys get to spend one night in the luxury cabin so off you go!
*Confession Joe: It is all in the way you talk to people, a false sense of hope then the Bonfires will go up in smoke.
*Confession Zakk: I don't know what Joe has up his sleeve, but I hope it is worth it
Chris: How will the stay at the luxury cabin go; will Joe ever lose momentum; can Zakk ever tell Tonia how he feels; find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!1