Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; the contestants had to build a monument based on their teams, Joe had once again led his team to victory by his ingenuity, masonry, and of course that fact that he is a deranged psychopath by setting land mines around his team so the competition wouldn't try to sabotage the statue. The Tsunamis were rewarded by spending the night in the luxury cabin and were forgiving enough to let off the Bonfires without sending someone home; will the Tsunamis be more forgiving in this episode, will Joe have to go seek professional help, and will someone be going home, find out right now on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
Shows the Tsunamis arriving at the luxury cabin which comes with a hot tub, fully stocked mini fridge, queen sized bunks, and best of all a 52 inch flat screen TV with surround sound.
Ally: This is awesome!
Esai: I wish we could win this every time
They all then went to the mini fridge and poured themselves some soda
Zakk: To the Tsunamis!
All: Tsunamis!
It is nearly midnight and Joe is going to the hot tub to relax a victory that he may have won due to his leadership. He is beginning to relax until he hears a door open and he looks to see Maxine in her bathing suit
Joe: Umm hey
Maxine: Hi, umm what are you doing up so late?
Joe: Hot tub, you?
Maxine: Same, can I join you?
Joe: Sure I don't mind
They are both in the hot tub talking about the recent challenge
Maxine: So why the land mines
Joe: Well me and my brother figured that it will be needed for some protection, so we both made a quick run to the earth course and took the land mines and set the perimeter
Maxine: Wow that is really cool
Joe: So umm tell me a little about yourself
Maxine: Well umm, I love being active which is one of the reasons I came to this show and I just love water sports of any kind
Joe: Cool
*Confession Joe: I think I have a real good chance with Maxine now I just need to help out Zakk with Tonia
*Time Skip*
Chris: Welcome to our funnest challenge as of yet, you will go into this building in groups of three or four, inside there is a total of 14 chocolate bars which will give you immunity from elimination, the one that doesn't get a bar will not go to ceremony instead they will go down the Dock of Shame and catch the Boat of Losers and get out of here
*Confession Gem: I am not going home today or ever because I am going to win this thing easy
The groups were as follows
Zakk, Joe, Maxine, Tonia
Ally, Esai, Gigi, Captain Joey
Rocco, Teeny, Harv, Gem
Lily, Garrett, Joster
Chris: Ready, set, GO!
The contestants then race inside the building through different doors unaware of the challenge.
Joe: This place is a funhouse look we are in a hall of mirrors!
They all soon realize this and start walking slowly
*Confession Esai: This is awesome I mean I am stuck with a bunch of girls, sure one is a depressed pirate, a nine year old, and a person that is off their rocker but still that's better than nothing….right?
Gigi: I love funhouses this is going to be fun I am so very sure of this
Captain Joey: This would be more fun if we had more of the crew here to lead us to victory
Ally: Yeah without Joe we are doomed
Esai: Hey he is my brother and I am pretty sure I can lead us to a couple of chocolate bars
Gigi: You mean like this one? (holds up a fresh chocolate bar that says "Invincibility")
Esai: Where did you find that?
Gigi: In the front door when we first came in why?
*Confession Esai: The front door of course
Goes to the group that has Rocco leading
Gem: I should be leading this team I have experience after all
Teeny: Umm it was your experience that had us lose the last challenge!
Gem: It was your fault for not building a good enough statue
Harv: Now ladies please just calm down we don't want to ruin the party or anything right?
*Confession Rocco: This is not going to end well for Harv I can already tell
Goes to the team being led by Garrett
Lily: Hey Garrett can I ask you something?
Garrett: Yeah go ahead
Lily: Let us say that hypothetically a girl had wanted to ask you out and wanted you to say yes what would be the best way for her to show that she is interested in you?
Garrett: Well the first thing would be that the girl would just pull me away from everyone else and just tell me straight up then I will consider it, this is all hypothetical right?
Lily: Yes it is all completely hypothetical
*Confession Garrett: Is Lily coming on to me?
*Confession Lily: Was that to subtle? I mean I think I like him but I am not sure I started thinking about this when we were locked in that cell I wanted to ask him then but I just froze up just like this homemade ice cream that I made two weeks before I got to the show….
Joster: Hey lovebirds which way should we go left or right?
Goes to the team led by Joe
Zakk: Wow I can't believe that we already found all four of our chocolate bars and all we need to do is get to the end of this stupid hall of OWWWWWWWWW (hits a mirror) mirrors
We hear Tonia giggle
*Confession Tonia: Call me weird but it is kind of cute on how Zakk accidentally hurts himself is that mean of me?
*Confession Zakk: I hit myself on purpose you know just so I could boost ratings or something
Joe: Hey these are two way mirrors which means that they are able to listen on everything we say or do so we have to be careful
Tonia: Why?
Joe: Because then the government will use this as video evidence for any crimes that we may have committed that's why
*Confession Maxine: Just my luck I had to fall for the guy who has mental relapses on his sanity, but he is really nice, sweet, smart, cute, a good leader…
Zakk: Don't worry dude the government won't get a hold of these tapes I will make OWWWWWW WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THESE FRICKIN MIRRORS!
Tonia: Hey Zakk can I ask you something?
Zakk: Go for it
Tonia: You wanna hang out at the ship later?
Zakk: Yes sure of course completely with all my fiber of my being
*Confession Joe: Real smooth there Romeo oh and you are welcome
*Confession Maxine: Last night when me and Joe were talking he asked if I could set up Tonia with Zakk, his signal on the government had given me the cue to tell Tonia to go for it. Joe has the craziest plans but they always seem to work
*Confession Zakk: I knew I could charm Tonia eventually I didn't ask her out but we are still going on a date and I played it like a real pro would
*Time Skip*
Shows Joe, Zakk, Maxine, Tonia, Rocco, Gem, Teeny, Harv, Lily, Garrett, and Joster at the finish line with their chocolate bars in hand
Joe: I am kind of worried about my brother
Maxine: Why are you so worried?
Joe: When he is alone for so long without something that he likes to do he gets real moody
Zakk: He will do fine I just wonder who is going home
First comes out Gigi with her chocolate bar, then comes out Captain Joey with her chocolate bar
*Dramatic Music*
Esai came out with the last chocolate bar and he had a sad look on his face but not as sad as Ally was when she came out empty handed
Chris: Well it is a real shame that we lost the youngest competitor we ever had on the show but well what are you going to do
Shows Zakk and Tonia hanging out on the Tsunami ship while Joe and Maxine were hanging out on the dock with their feet in the water, Lily is looking at Garrett hanging out in the dock and the final scene is Gigi writing down in her diary
Chris: What is Gigi's secret, is Joe really a paranoid whacko, will Zakk realize that Joe helped him with Tonia, and who will go next on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!1