Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we had the contestants duke it out in a funhouse of horror, Joe had led his squad to a victory to be shortcutted to find that the youngest member of their team did not find an immunity chocolate bar. Bummer I know, more importantly a series of couples has been established. Why is this so important you may ask, but the next series of challenge will work to see how loyal they are today on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*Theme Song*
Chris: Welcome back to the show now the contestants have been set to separate parts of the island boys on side and girls on the other
Goes to the boys side of the island
Harv: Why do you think they separated us?
Esai: If it is a Battle of the Sexes challenge we are done like dinner
Zakk: Now don't jump to conclusions, I mean they would have caught that if they did separate us like that…right?
Joe: I say we just wait it out here and wait until further instructions
Garrett: And what do we do until then?
Rocco: How about talk about who likes who on the island?
Every guy then looked at him and just stared
Rocco: Come on we are all friends here we can trust each other
Zakk: I am pretty sure that Tonia and I are hooked up tighter then a fish
Joe: Well me and Maxine are getting closer then ever
Rocco: I feel that Joster is developing feelings for me
Joe: Garrett how about you?
Garrett: I have a feeling that Lily is coming on to me it is just a weird feeling that I have
Esai: I feel kind of bad for CJ ever since Kenny was eliminated
Joe: So your saying you like her
Esai: I am not saying that
*Confession Esai: I did not say that I like CJ (blushes)
Goes to the girl side of the island
Gem: This is just pointless separating us if we are competing against the boys then we already have the size advantage
Gigi: Yeah we will win on size
Tonia: Don't be so sure about that
Maxine: Yeah Joe is wicked smart and he thinks like five people
Lily: What do you guys think about Garrett
Joster: He is pretty smart also but he is an immature little kid
Teeny: Yeah and we will be able to hear my Harv from over a mile away
CJ: That doesn't say anything about Joe and his merry brother Esai
Maxine: Are you wearing makeup?
CJ: I am not wearing that devil paint on my face!
*Confession Maxine: Aww it is so cute on CJ's schoolgirl crush on Esai, I just hope that he won't be a disappointment like Kenny
*Confession CJ: I will not wear makeup just to attract a man I have that sort of natural beauty
Chris: Hello ladies today's challenge is what I call "Fairy Tales"
Gem: We aren't six years old you know
Chris: This means that you all will be playing damsels in distress except for Gem and Gigi they will play as the evil forces trying to stop the guys from saving there respective damsel
CJ: Then what we be here to do
Chris: You have to decide on how your "hero" gets to save you whether it be climbing a tower, slay a monster, or my favorite something called self sacrifice
Tonia: What does that last one mean?
Chris: Just wait and see
On the other side of the island Chris goes and explains the rules to the boys
Esai: How will we know who we rescue?
Chris: That is for you to decide
Joe: But wait there are two extra girls over there will we have to rescue them too?
Chris: Nope those two are playing as the villains trying to stop you, so watch out for Gem and for Gigi
Zakk: Those two are just going to a stoplight in our rescue
Esai: Handling those two will be a piece of pie
Joe: So let us go and rescue our damsels I will get Maxine
Zakk: My damsel is going to be the lovely Tonia
Rocco: I shall rescue the maiden Joster
Harv: My gal will be Teeny
Garrett: That leaves me with Lily
Esai: And me with CJ
Everyone then ran their separate ways
*Confession Joe: This will be easy because I have an ace or two in my sleeve
Joe is wandering around when he pulls out a map that he made himself three challenges ago
*Confession Joe: I knew taking those cartography classes would be helpful somehow
Zakk was running wildly into the forest yelling Tonia's name
*Confession Zakk: Not my most subtle plan but it will work it always works it has been tested…by me
He then saw a tall tower that had said "Tower of Tonia"
Zakk: Sweet all I got to do is climb this tower and rescue her will be a piece of cake all I need is a rope with a hook
Then goes to Esai looking for CJ
*Confession Esai: Look the only reason why I chose CJ was because she was the only one left it is not because I like her or anything
He then sees her on a small island that is surrounded by water thirty yards every which way
Esai: Don't worry CJ I will just swim and I will get you out
CJ: Don't …
Then out of the water comes a giant mechanical squid that tries to take him under the water
Esai: I hate fish!
*Confession Joe: I saw my brother struggle and I would like to remind him a squid is a mollusk but I digress
Joe: Go for the eyes bro!
Then goes Harv who went running and had found his damsel atop a waterfall upside down screaming for help
Harv: Do not fret milady I shall climb to the top of this waterfall and I shall free you
Then out of nowhere Gigi comes along and begins shooting apples from a cannon
*Confession Gigi: These producers are so nice they let me use this apple cannon to stop other competitors how fun!
Then goes to Rocco who is walking calmly and hears a scream from the trees and saw that Joster was stuck in a trap hole that was surrounded by snakes
*Confession Rocco: Snakes seriously I mean seriously!
Then goes to Garrett talking to himself while he is walking in a straight line to no particular place
Garrett: Can Lily really like me or am I just crazy? Maybe I can ask the older guys and see what they say I just have to get through this challenge and then I can ask them all the questions on this thing
Then hears Lily's voice and then runs toward it and sees that she is being guarded in a cage that is fully surrounded by the metal robot knights that shoot lightning
Garrett: Just my luck
Then shows Joe who was walking near the Dock of Shame
Joe: I have searched this entire island and I still can't find Maxine….wait
*Flashback: Maxine: I like to do all basic watersports
He then dives into the water and sees that Maxine is under the water with scuba gear in a metal cage
*Confession Joe: If I was Maxine then I would have to pick to rescue me under the water she is smart that way
Joe then began swimming in the water when he saw that Gem was commandeering a giant mechanical eel
*Confession Joe: WHERE ON EARTH DO THEY HAVE THE MONEY FOR THIS KIND OF MACHINERY!
*Time Skip*
Chris: Well it looks like almost all of you have rescued your damsel except Joe and Maxine haven't showed up. But remember that the challenge was to see how you rescued them and…look it is Maxine with no Joe
Maxine: (tears) Joe was fighting a giant eel thing when he finally freed me from the cage but he still was fighting telling me to go on without him (sobs)
All of the Tsunamis bow there heads down in respect to a fallen comrade when all of the sudden they see Gem with a burnt look on her face
Rocco: Sis what happened to you?
Gem: I pulled the Eject lever right after I left it on auto pilot and the smoke just got on my face, but that Joe is probably at the bottom of Davy Jones's locker by now
Maxine, Zakk, and Esai: (angrily) WHAT!
Maxine: I AM GOING TO RIP THE EYES OUT OF YOUR SOCKETS AND THEN I AM GOING TO…
Voice: What is the big commotion here
Shows Joe carrying the head of the beast that tried to kill him
Tsunami's: Joe you are ok!
Joe: Well yeah when Gem left me and the beast tangoed until I found out if I plugged its exhaust pipe then it will go kaboom and I thought I would keep this as a souvenir. Did you think that I was dead? It takes a lot more then a piece of shoddy machinery to take this guy down
Maxine then runs up and kisses him on the cheek causing him to blush hardcore
Chris: Seems like the Tsunamis pull off an amazing rescue so they are safe from elimination whereas the Bonfires are not safe and must send someone home tonight
*Confession Maxine: Saving my life twice and risking his own life, oh yeah we are so together
*Time Skip*
Chris: Remember if you do not get a chocolate bar then you must leave and you cannot comeback EVER. The first bar goes to Harv…Rocco…Joster…Teeny…Lily…this is the last bar and there is only two contestants left Gem and Garrett. The final bar goes too
*Dramatic Music*
Chris: Garrett you are safe. Gem you must walk down the Dock of Shame and get on the Boat of Losers so buh-bye!
Gem: I am not leaving this is not fair (gets dragged to the boat) you will get a lawsuit I swear it McLean mark my words!
Shows Rocco talking to Garrett and shows CJ writing Esai's name on the wall next to her and shows Esai looking at an eye patch that he found and shows him putting it in his guitar case for safekeeping
Chris: What shocking twists will await our contestants next; will the younger members of the team cope with their feelings; and will Joe ever be stopped tune in next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
