Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; two previous contestants had returned and one swore vengeance and the other was looking for a lost love. Once the pleasantries were in order they had to participate on a scavenger hunt for my dinner. Word were exchanged and CJ was nearly killed by the sea creature called Frank. Esai the had risked his life to save CJ and thankfully I avoided a lawsuit because they are both alive and well. Why did CJ do this, who will go home, will I ever stop giving hints for the show find out on tonight on TOTAL..DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
Chris: Everyone please attend go to the mess hall in one hour for the next challenge, that is all
Everyone had just then continued on their business just hanging out and talking
Zakk: So I just asked her out and she said yes
Joe: We heard the story thirty two times in the last hour man
Esai: Yeah dude and I am a hero
Joe: Technically you are
Garrett: Yeah dude you saved CJ from that squid thing
Harv: You mean Frank?
Esai: The thing has a name?
Joe: And speaking of names has anyone seen Kenny?
*Confession Kenny: I just stood there and watched Esai save my girl. I mean what if what I hear is true? No I will prove myself somehow
Then goes to the girls side who are trying to keep CJ warm
Maxine: What is the entire purpose of trying to drown yourself?
Gigi: Yeah you could have died there
Lily: Yeah it is not the best idea to drown yourself
Joster: What were you thinking
Teeny: Did you have a suicide wish?
CJ: Nope and guys if you don't mind I want to talk to Tonia and Maxine alone
All of the girls left
Tonia: What did you want to talk about?
CJ: Would it be a bad idea to risk ye life to test a boy?
Maxine: Wait, you risked your life to see which of the boys cared about you the most?
Tonia: Where in the world did you get an idea like that?
CJ: Well Joe saved Maxine in the first challenge so I figured that it be the best way to get one of their attention
Maxine: He saved my life because of a freak accident, I did not put myself into danger
Tonia: That was a very stupid idea CJ
Soon an hour has passed and everyone had gathered to the mess hall
Chris: Hello everyone we are going to play a classic game
Ally: What kind of game we talking here?
Chris: A classic game of "Truth or Dare"
*Confession Zakk: He isn't serious is he? We are teenagers who are in high school. We are not a bunch of gossip hound twelve year olds.
Chris: Yes but this game will have serious twists
Joster: What twists can this stupid game have?
Chris: I am glad you guys asked that. We will have each of you spin this wheel to ask someone a truth they have to say or they have to pick something from the Dare Jar.
Esai: What is a Dare Jar?
Chris: To prevent you from doing ridiculous dares that are constantly repeating we have compiled a jar of 600 different dares. You only have a limit of doing three truths in a row however since this is national TV you can do as many dares as you want
*Confession Garrett: These guys are just cruel
*Confession Harv: This is an awesome party game and I always dominate
*Confession Joe: I have a strategy for this game because I have played this game many times in my day. My strategy is to just pick truth once and then do five dares. This always works for me
Chris: We have randomly chosen the first person to go and that is…Joe
Joe: Sweet
Chris: So truth or dare?
Joe: I pick truth
Chris: Oh and before I forget we have a polygraph machine that has been altered to give you an electric shock. And if you don't tell the whole truth or don't do a dare three times then you will be immediately be on the chopping block for elimination
Joe: Fine with me
*Confession Joe: This is not going to end well
Chris: So spin the wheel and see who gets to ask you a question
The wheel had all the contestants faces on it and the one that it had landed on was Maxine
Chris: So Maxine what do you want to ask Joe?
Maxine: Joe have you ever had a relationship before coming to the island?
Joe: No I never had a relationship before I came to the island.
Nothing had happened and then everyone began cheering
Chris: Joe sets the bar way up high next is Harv, truth or dare?
Harv: Dare man
Chris: Pick a dare out of the jar and read it aloud
He picked one up and it read…
Harv: Wrestle with Frank for one minute
Chris: If you would follow Chef to get you situated for your battle and we will continue without you
Shows snippets of people doing various truths and dares with a lot of people getting hurt and getting zapped
Chris: Well in the lead right now is Joe with 27 completed truths and 135 completed dares and no strikes and in a close second is Ally with 25 completed truths and 135 dares with two strikes and it is Ally's turn, truth or dare?
Ally: Truth
Chris: Ok and the one asking the question is…Esai
*Confession Joster: This isn't good for Ally she just hates the guy
*Confession Lily: I still don't get why Ally hates Esai with a vengeance
*Confession Esai: I have the perfect question to ask her
Esai: Ally do you hate someone on the show?
Ally: No?
She then got zapped
Chris: Looks like Mr. Truth gets invincibility
*Confession Joe: Hey when I heard polygraph I knew I got this in the bag. My older brother once tested his lie detector skills when I was seven so he taught me how to cheat even a state of the art polygraph test, but the first truth that I had was totally true
*Time Skip*
Chris: Well things aren't looking good for the lot of you. You know the drill the ones that are safe are Joe…Ally…Tonia…Zakk…Joster…Gigi…Kenny…CJ…Harv…Lily…Garrett…Maxine…and the last one between Esai and Teeny is…
*Dramatic Music*
Chris: Esai you are safe, Teeny sorry but you have to walk the Dock of Shame and catch the Boat of Losers
Teeny: It is all good, bye everyone
Chris: That was a shocker, but who will leave us next time, what will be the next grueling challenge, and will we hire a doctor to see our contestants find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!