Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we had these poor souls to play our version of "Truth or Dare" which basically meant that they nearly killed themselves even if they were lying. Joe had once again dominated the game alive and possibly the only one that is disease free. However it was a shocker that Teeny had been eliminated. Who will be on the chopping block next, what gruesome challenge will be on, find out today on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*Theme Song*
Show a huge crew that was building something pretty big
Zakk: What is going on here do you think?
Garrett: Knowing Chris then it has something to do with the next challenge
Harv: What is it though?
Kenny: Who cares I am hungry what is for eats around here?
Esai: I never thought I would see someone that is glad to see Chef's food
Kenny: I don't care if it tastes good as long as it is food
Zakk: That reminds me hey Esai where is your bro I need to talk to him?
Esai: Last I checked he was on the boat
Then as soon as Zakk leaves it shows the remaining girls that are hanging out in the cabin watching the construction through the window
Gigi: What do you think that could be?
Lily: I think it is a new cabin for us to use
Ally: I highly doubt that Lily maybe it has something to do with the next challenge
Joster: Maybe, but if it is planned by Chris we know that it cannot be that good
Tonia: Has anyone seen Maxine I need to talk to her about something?
CJ: She said she be hanging out at the boat for a while
Then it shows Tonia leaving then goes to the boat where Maxine and Joe are swimming in the water near the boat
Joe: So you once swan for six hours so people would sign a petition? I never would have thought of that
Maxine: Yeah, so what was the dumbest thing you have ever done?
Joe: Ok I was in the 6th grade I was young and stupid and I thought, "Hey I wonder of a stick from the fire would still be hot after I had pulled it out?"
Maxine: It didn't end well I am guessing
Joe: Nope (both begin to laugh)
Soon they stop laughing and realize that it is getting late so they then get back to the shore.
Zakk: Hey Joe can I talk to you for a second?
Tonia: Hey Maxine you got a minute?
Joe: See you next time then?
Maxine: Of course
They then hug and go to their respective friends
Zakk: First off why are you guys wet and alone?
Joe: We were swimming dude so what did you want to talk about?
Zakk: Well my question relates to Tonia, umm what do you think is an ideal thing do give a girl on a first date?
Joe: Why are you asking me dude?
Zakk: Well it is just that you have Maxine and I want to have something to show that I care about her
Joe: You know what here is what I will do for you, after the challenge today I will help you find out what Tonia likes with my little birdie
Goes to Maxine and Tonia walking toward the camp in a different direction then the boys
Tonia: So you are getting awfully close to Joe aren't you?
Maxine: Well he did technically ask me out and he saved my life twice so I feel that I owe him something. Plus he is kind of cute.
Tonia: Well I am wondering why CJ thought the same thing to see who cared for her the most
Maxine: So what did you want to talk about?
Tonia: Well it is about Zakk I mean, I just want him to know how I feel for him but I don't know if I should get him something, hey has that bird been following us this whole time or am I just seeing things?
Maxine: I haven't even noticed that, but I think you should get him something that is personal like a necklace or something
Then out of nowhere they heard
Chris: ALL CONTESTANTS REPORT TO THE CONSTRUCTION SITE…NOW!
Then everyone ran to the construction site and saw a giant sheet over it
Harv: Hey man what is that thing?
Chris: This is the reward for the next challenge…the ownership of there own luxury cabin!
Everyone looked in awe and saw a beautiful cabin
Chris: This is an awesome reward for two the most difficult challenge yet. You must take one of these eggs to the top of the cliff and make sure the egg stays intact. We marked the eggs so there is no way you can substitute them. So get your egg and go to the starting line
On the table were eggs the size of a persons head
*Confession Lily: Why do we have to carry these big eggs to the cliff they are heavy
They all picked up there eggs and after the starting gun shot down another bird most of them went slow and steady except for Joe and Esai
*Confession Joe: Back when me and my bro were young we used to carry things much heavier then this and we never dropped anything and we were running in the hood which is the worst place to run, trust me
The brothers had gotten their with their eggs perfectly intact in 10 minutes flat
Chris: Wow great time you guys
Joe: You owe me 10 bucks Esai
Chris: O…k…now you must throw the egg off of the cliff without cracking it and if you do that then you will be the co-owner of a luxury cabin
The boys then started thinking when everyone else came and realized what they had to do
Joster: Ok it is impossible to do this without breaking the egg
Joe: Improbable not impossible
Harv: I don't know man this looks pretty tense
Zakk: Hey if Joe says we can do it then we can do it. How do we do it?
Joe: I am open to suggestions
Maxine: How about some kind of parachute?
Lily: What if we wrap it in bubble wrap?
They all began giving suggestions when Joe did something crazy…he jumped off of the cliff holding his egg then he landed in the deeper part of the river with his egg still intact
Everyone began cheering and clapping at his insanity
Chris: Dude that was wild you are now not only guaranteed invincibility but you are the first owner of the sweet new luxury cabin!
Joe: Sweetness
*Confession Zakk: Ok if I was that dudes mom I would totally give her props by raising a complete PSYCHOPATH! But it is sweet how he won the challenge and that cool cabin
After several failed attempts to save the egg the only ones that were left were Esai, Zakk, and CJ
Zakk: Ok my idea is foolproof there is only one spot left so I guess I will leave you two with some privacy soooooooo….Geronimo!
He then threw his egg then he dived down for it, however he had barely missed the egg and then he face-planted into the river
Chris: Only CJ on Esai are remaining to see who gets to be the second owner of the new cabin with Joe
CJ: Umm Esai?
Esai: Yeah CJ?
CJ: I think you should win this challenge
Esai: Wait you are going to throw the challenge for me?
CJ: Yes good luck
She then throws her egg and watches it shatter on the ground
CJ: Good luck (she then gives him a kiss on the cheek)
Esai then fell down to the river and when he got up he saw that the egg was still intact
Chris: Wow looks like Esai will be rooming with his brother from now on in the new cabin. However someone is going home tonight
*Time Skip*
Chris: You have all cast your votes and remember those who do not get a chocolate bar get sent to walk the Dock of Shame and get on the Boat of Losers and leave us forever. The ones that are safe are Joe…Esai…CJ…Zakk…Harv…Garrett…Maxine…Tonia…Ally…Joster…there are only two of you guys left Lily and Kenny, the one that is safe is…
*Flashback Kenny: It shows him trying to do the same thing Joe did but he just ends up slamming on the pavement breaking nearly every bone in his body
*Flashback Lily: It shows her setting her egg down from a rope but she then gets distracted and lets go of the rope having the egg make a big splat on the ground
*Dramatic Music*
Chris: Lily you are safe, Kenny but sorry dude you have got to get to a real hospital or else you could be worse
*Confession Joe: We had all collaborated and agreed that for the sake of his health we should send Kenny away, poor kid came back for a love that wasn't his anymore, and then he face plants right in front of me
*Confession CJ: Look me heart has moved on but I will always care for ye Kenny, and I shall right get well cards to tell ye how I feel
*Confession ?: This isn't the end for me I will be coming back you will see you will all see. HAHAHAHAHA!
Chris: Who was that mystery voice, are the brothers going to be comfortable in their new living quarters, and will anyone bring me a mop? Find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
TDRV question: who should the mystery person be? Any challenge ideas?