Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; the contestants had fought for the right to get the ownership of a swank new luxury cabin. The challenge was moving some of the old pterodactyl eggs to the top of the cliff and throw them off and make sure they didn't break. Joe was the craziest one because he jumped into the river and the egg was perfect so he won the first key to the cabin and he was lucky enough to have his own flesh and blood brother Esai, who got surprised by his new love CJ, to be the co-owner of the cabin. In the end however Kenny left again because his body got well broken and everyone felt sorry for him so they set him free. What will happen in this explosive episode, who will leave, what will happen, find out today on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
The brothers were hanging out in the living room area of the cabin
Joe: This is awesome man I mean we both are living in a place that is pretty awesome
Esai: Yeah it's alright
Joe: You ok dude? I haven't had a decent conversation with you in a while and you have been in your room for hours making that new song of yours
Esai: Yeah it's alright
Joe: Seriously if something is up I don't want to beat it out of you man
Esai: Ok I just…(door is knocking)
Zakk: Hey guys since this place is yours you know what that means…
Harv: Yeah it means it is PARTY TIME!
Joe: Look guys we don't want to have any crazy parties, just something you know decent size, but after the challenge ok?
Garrett: Sweet and can we crash here until then?
Joe: I don't see why not
Then Chris calls all the contestants to the center of the campsite
Chris: Well today is going to be a fun day for all of you campers because we recently green lit a dangerous challenge for today
Gigi: Yay what are we doing today?
Chris: I am very glad that you asked that because today we will be handling…live animals!
Everyone looked surprised because they thought they were going easy on them
Chris: We aren't talking little bunnies here. What I am saying is tigers, lions, bears, and every dangerous animal that we can find. Everyone has been assigned a different animal and a different explosive so here is the list
Zakk takes on a bear
Tonia takes a tiger
Joe takes on a lion
Maxine takes on snakes
Esai will take on falcons
Gigi will battle with eels
Joster shall battle spiders
CJ shall take on sharks
Ally shall work with monkey's
Harv shall do battle with locusts
Lily shall work with Frank (squid)
Garrett shall battle with scorpions
Chris: Your goal is to find a key and each key will open a different chest and one of the chests comes with an automatic immunity. I could tell you which chest has what but I think that the mystery makes things much more fun. So go for it and have fun.
They all scatter to find their own marked points to find their keys. First the camera shows Zakk hanging out by a cave that had a sign of a bear
Zakk: Ok seems easy enough I mean I can outrun one bear so it will be a piece of cake
Then shows the cave full of a dozen bears that were sleeping in a tight huddle.
*Confession Zakk: Yeah it figures that they would do this to me
The camera then shows Tonia going to a cage that had three tigers that were wide awake. She saw that one had the key tied around his neck
Tonia: This is not going to end well but I think I can manage
Then shows Joe looking into a bigger cage full of two full sized lions and each looked at him hungrily
Joe: Ok kitties it is time to play
*Confession Joe: I came to this show with a brain disease that is called in layman's terms Insanity. Only this was a small amount, without real parental supervision my Insanity grew slowly and here I am today getting to wrestle lions on TV. I love my life
Shows a giant swimming pool that was full of pythons and giant bones
Maxine: I got this, I got this.
Shows Esai going to giant bird cage that was filled with at least 100 falcons that were flying around
Esai: I hate these birds so much
It then goes to an underwater shot showing Gigi looking at five holes in the water. As she sticks her hand in one of the holes in an adjacent an eel popped out and scared her out of the water
*Confession Gigi: That was the scariest thing I have ever done. I mean why would they have an ugly thing in those wholes. I mean I know that was an eel but eww.
Joster had been shown wearing a type of bee suit that would protect her from the spiders bites
Joster: Ok they say I will be safe in this suit so I am sure I could survive a couple of spiders
When she opened the door she had seen thousands of spiders on the floor. Then goes to a shot of the shark pool which contained the sharks that had been legally bounded to the show since the first season.
CJ: Ye think ye will best me in battle ye scurvy dogs.
As she jumps into the pool it goes to a shot of Ally trying to reason with a family of six full grown monkey's
Ally: Please give me that key I need it to win, c'mon.
*Confession Ally: I just have one real question for this show. How can they afford all of these animals on their pay!
As she was trying to do that had a large sealed room that had a warning sign that said "WARNING: DO NOT ENTER WITH ANY FOOD OF ANY KIND UNLESS YOU HAVE A SUICIDE WISH"
Harv: No problem man I think I can handle a swarm of grasshoppers. Man I'm hungry, good thing I got that beef jerky.
He goes into the sealed room while eating the jerky and then in only a few seconds passes and screams are heard. Then goes to the beach with Lily trying to reason with Frank the giant squid.
Lily: Hey Frank how are you doing? Well all I want is that key in that cage behind you. Please I will make it worth your while.
Frank then tries to write something in the sand and shows that he is having all kinds of troubles
*Confession Lily: It actually turns out that Frank isn't a bad guy. He is just having relationship issues with his girlfriend and he is just angry and he vents his anger on us. It is just like this guy back at school, he is always so angry that one time this girl with blonde hair sat next to him, next thing you know his foot is removed from the wall and they had to call six ambulances. I think his name started with a D or something and he had this funny green Mohawk. Another thing that Frank is dealing with…
Then as the Confession Cam cuts out it shows Garrett looking at the swarm of 150 scorpions that were swarming around the key
Garrett: This is going to royally stink. Well if I can step over them then I am sure that I will be fine
*Time Skip*
Shows most of the contestants that are battered, bruised, stung, and banana smeared
Joster: Has anyone seen Lily?
Harv: Come to think about it Joe is gone too, has anyone seen him?
Out of nowhere they see Frank carrying Lily and gently putting her down
Lily: Bye Frank, see you next week then!
As Frank leaves they see Joe. Only he had a lion mane around his head and was riding the other lion like a rodeo boy
Joe: Yahoo! Hey everyone you will never guess what I just did!
Zakk: Did you get your key?
Joe: Yeah here, it only took me two minutes so decided to have some fun with Jim and Markus
Maxine: You named the lions?
Joe: Yeah we really had fun, so much in fact Jim let me have his mane and Markus here gave me a ride over here
Chris: Not that this is interesting, but will you open the boxes already?
As they opened there boxes they were surprised to find a gaggle random objects
Chris: Whatever is in the box is yours to keep
Zakk: I got a rock, a piece of string, a log, and a six pack of Coca-Cola
Tonia: I got a box of matches, some weird black powder, an ice pick, and some Cheerios
Joe: I found a small tank of helium, some streamers, ten weather balloons, and a box of graham crackers
Maxine: I found a snakeskin purse, a pack of markers, some butcher paper, and some marshmallows
Esai: I got a butane tank, some cherry bomb firecrackers, a rabbits foot, and a piece of cheddar
Gigi: In my box is a soccer ball, a fishing net, a fork, and some gummi bears
Joster: I have a metal ring, a hook, a piece of cardboard, and fishy crackers
CJ: I be owning a notebook, a teddy bear, some flint, and some granola bars
Ally: I have a pen case, a backpack, fuses, and a honey jar
Harv: My stuff is a shag rug, a frozen bag of peas, a handheld vacuum, and some orange juice
Garrett: My chest has a frying pan, some cooking oil, a portable stove, and a six pack of Sprite
Lily: In mine there a blender, some shampoo, hairspray, and….THE CHOCALATE BAR! Yay I am immune from going home today!
Chris: Yes that means that one of you dregs are going home tonight!
*Time Skip*
Chris: Welcome back to the bonfire, remember if you get a chocolate bar you will continue on, but if you don't get one…
Garrett: If we don't get one then we walk the Dock of Shame get on the Boat of Losers and leave forever, yeah we get the point
Chris: I was just being theatric, the ones that are safe are Garrett…Lily…Joster…Zakk…Esai…Ally…CJ…Harv…Tonia…Maxine…the only ones that are left is Gigi and Joe and the one that is safe is…
*Dramatic Music*
Chris: Joe you are safe, I am sorry Gigi but you have to leave on the Boat of Losers
Gigi: Aww it was fun while it lasted, but I guess that you can't win them all right?
Chris: One more contestant down and there is eleven contestants left, who will continue, who will go home, and who will win on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
TDRV questions: I really need some ideas, if you give me an idea then I will give you an invisible cookie. Also if you were to have your character go insane like mine then in a review or PM have somewhere the following "invisible clowns". Thanks. Peace.