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I saw twilight. I went to the twelve o'clock show.

To be honest, I didn't hate it but I didn't love it.

I think it was way too rushed and anyone who has never read the book probably wouldn't have liked it. I laughed at parts that weren't intentionally funny.

But overall, I really liked it; especially the baseball scene and the hott make out scene!! LOL! I also really liked the music and especially the beginning scenes. Rob's acting was phenomenal, but I can't say the same for Kristen...

And I'm excited for New Moon!! YAY

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, just the plot.

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Last time on The Foreign Hottie

I went behind him and pushed on his back. The impact made him swing just a fraction. "You push like a girl!" Edward teased.

I started laughing loudly. I pushed much harder and he went higher.

"I'm trying!"

"Is this seriously the best you can do!?" he chuckled.

I laughed even harder and could not push any longer. "You're so mean!" I teased. I clutched my stomach as the laughs escaped me.

Edward jumped off the swing in a fluid motion that made him look unbelievably sexy. His hair was all messy and he had a huge grin on his face.

He walked slowly to me until he was just a centimeter away. His chest was almost touching mine.

He gently brushed away my tears with his thumb. He whispered, "You look even more beautiful when you laugh." I reddened and hoped he couldn't see my blush in the dark. "And especially when you blush." He grinned.

Darn it!

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"Please Bella!" Jacob begged. "You're killing me!"

I laughed. "You're very amusing when you beg," I teased.

Something behind me caught Jacob's gaze. Jake suddenly smirked. "Well if you won't tell me, then I bet Edward will."

My smile abruptly turned into a frown.

"What?" I croaked. But before I could get a word out of Jacob, he quickly vanished and walked behind me to go greet Edward.

"Hey Edward," Jake exclaimed cheerfully.

Edward grinned. "Hello Jacob."

"So, Bella was telling me that-OUCH!" Before Jacob could finish his sentence, I had quickly walked up behind him and pinched his arm. I guess it was harder than I thought since Jacob shrieked like a little girl.

Edward looked at Jacob in alarm. "Are you alright?" he asked, startled.

Jacob glared at me. "Yeah," he spat. "I'm peachy."

I tried not to laugh.

It had been a week since Edward and I had been a couple. If I got a dollar for every time Jacob bugged me about telling him about Edward and I then I would be a millionaire.

Edward sighed and gazed at me. "Ready to go?" his sweet voice asked.

I nodded eagerly.

Jacob stared at us skeptically. "Why are you guys always so eager to go home after school?" he asked, frustrated.

I blushed. "No reason," I snapped.

I grabbed Edward's hand and quickly rushed out of the school toward my truck. "Jacob seems a bit tense lately…" Edward mused while getting into the passenger's seat.

"Forget about Jacob, he's just PMSing," I replied flippantly.

He chuckled and then went back to his curious expression. "I don't know…"

"Believe me," I reassured while driving out of the parking lot. "Jacob is like that."

I couldn't possibly tell Edward what Jacob really wanted to know. It was too embarrassing. Besides, I didn't even know if Edward wanted me telling people. I didn't even know if our relationship was private or public.

A lot of times when Lauren would flaunt out her chest or flip her hair in front of Edward I would want to yell in her too-tanned face screaming, "He's mine, dumb ass!" Or, "Have you ever made out with him? I have, plenty of times!"

As much as I wanted to say those things to her, I knew Edward would probably freak out and scurry back to London.

"If you say so," he mumbled with a tiny smile.

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As soon as I dropped my heavy backpack onto my bed I quickly turned around and wrapped my arms around Edward. His hands cupped my face as he leaned down to place his lips over mine.

My heart fluttered rapidly like it always did when we kissed. I didn't know when I would get used to him kissing me like this. It seemed to me that every time we would share a passionate kiss, it would get better and better each time.

Edward seemed enthusiastic as he moved his urgent lips against mine…that is until he quickly pulled away.

I frowned.

"I think your parents are home," he murmured breathlessly with a flushed face.

"Shh," I demanded, grabbing his face and capturing his lips with my own.

Renée and Charlie never really got the hint that Edward and I were an item. For some odd reason they seemed oblivious to it.

He chuckled against my unyielding lips. "But Bella, I seriously do think your par-"

Out of nowhere, my bedroom door suddenly burst open.

Edward tried to gently push me away as quick as he could have, but my fingers were laced around the belt loop of his jeans. It took me a couple of seconds to untangle them.

Charlie and Renée barged into my room with an outraged expression on their faces. Charlie's face and neck was all red and Renée looked like she was about to cry.

It was pretty obvious they saw us.

"What the hell is going on in here?" Charlie's deep voice demanded sternly.

I felt the blood rushing to my face. Edward's face was pale white as he stared at Charlie, looking frightened.

"Charlie," Renée croaked. "Calm down. Let me talk to Bella alone."

Charlie did not take his bulging eyes off of Edward. Edward froze in fear as his face got even paler than before.

Charlie finally sighed and dashed out of my room and thudded down the stairs.

Renée exhaled and headed toward her bedroom calling over her shoulder, "You coming Bella?"

I gulped. "Shit," I muttered in a hush tone.

I looked over at Edward who looked like he was about to barf. "You better go talk to your mom," he mumbled.

I didn't want to leave Edward alone, especially since Charlie was right beneath us. But I knew if I didn't go, worse stuff would happen.

I nodded and trudged to my parent's master bedroom just a couple doors down from mine.

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"Hey m-mom…" I stammered. Renée was sitting on her bed, staring down at her hands. Before she could get a word out I said, "Let me explain. Edward and I have been together for awhile now and…"

"Edward is a great boy Bella," she said softly. "But…I'm just worried."

My eyebrows scrunched down. "Why are you worried?"

She stared at me dubiously. "Isn't it obvious? You're seventeen and Edward is staying in your room-"

It suddenly dawned on me about what she was talking bout. I interrupted her, "Wait! Hold up. Edward and I haven't…."

She gasped. "You haven't…done it?"

She had a hopeful look on her face.

I laughed nervously. "Of course not," I stated. "That's so silly mom."

I then for the first time thought about what it would be like to actually do it with Edward. I shook out the explicit images from my head and turned my attention back to Renée.

Renée cracked a smile and relaxed a bit. "It just seemed sort of obvious that you guys did. I mean, the boy stares at you as if you're a piece of sex or something."

My smile froze. I was debating with myself whether normal moms usually say things like that to their daughters. Well…Renée really wasn't a normal mom now that I thought about it.

"Mom," I murmured steadily. "Edward isn't like that. Our relationship isn't like that." I meant what I said.

She sighed in relief. "Thank goodness. You almost gave me a heart attack. But you do know that Edward will have to move into the basement now."

I tried not to let my disappointment show as I nodded.

Well, at least they weren't sending him back to London.

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"How am I going to sleep now?" I whined.

"Exactly how you did before I came along," Edward replied calmly as he fluffed his pillows.

I hugged myself. "It's so cold down here," I muttered. "I'm sorry you have to sleep down here. It's entirely my fault."

"Don't be ridicules," he said with a sad smile. "They were going to find out sooner or later."

I sighed as I looked around the lonely basement in disgust. It wasn't as if there were bugs everywhere or anything. It just felt so desolate and scary to be down here. It almost felt like being in a dungeon. All it needed was a fire breathing dragon.

"Don't worry about me, Bella," he murmured when he saw my facial expression.

I gazed into his eyes worriedly. "What if something attacks you while you're asleep?"

He laughed, his whole face was beaming. "I wouldn't be surprised if it was you who came and attacked me while I was asleep."

I snorted and stared at his little twin sized bed. Then the thought suddenly occurred to me, like a light bulb suddenly turning on. "Oh Edward!" I exclaimed happily as I ran up to him to throw my arms around him. "That's a brilliant idea!"

He looked perplexed as he held me. "What is a brilliant idea…you attacking me?"

I grinned. "No silly," I replied as I flicked his nose with my finger playfully. "Every night I'll just come down here and sleep with you."

He frowned. "You might get caught though."

I shook my head. "I won't," I contradicted. "I'll come after Charlie and Renée are fast asleep."

He chuckled as his nose softly touched mine. "Alright…" he breathed, still sounding a bit unsure.

He leaned in to kiss me. But I backed away from him and headed toward the stairs. "I'll come when Charlie and Renée are snoring."

"You're such a tease!" Edward hollered as I run up the stairs with a huge smirk on my face.

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"Are you going to make me get on my knees?" Jacob asked with a tortured look on his face.

I snorted. "It would be funny to see," I teased while opening my locker.

He sighed in frustration. "Please…"

I stared into his vulnerable black eyes and gave in. Besides, this whole begging stuff he was doing was starting to get annoying. I sighed in defeat. "What do you want to know?" I asked in an annoyed voice.

He grinned triumphantly. "What happened when I went to go get the popcorn on that night?" he asked curiously, cutting right to the chase.

I blushed, remembering that wonderful night. "I kind of…attacked Edward on the couch."

Jacob's jaw dropped. "Oh. My. Goodness!"

"And he told me that he likes me and…so…yeah. Here we are," I explained awkwardly.

He smirked widely. "I told you so! I am never wrong!"

I chuckled and playfully punched him in the gut. "Don't get a big head," I giggled.

He genuinely smiled. "I'm serious though Bella. I really am happy for you guys," he said sincerely. I wasn't sure, but I thought I saw tears forming in his eyes.

I stared at him in astonishment. "Are you…crying?" I asked, appalled.

"No," he quickly answered and blinked them away. "I'm just glad to see you with someone."

"What do you mean?"

"I'm just glad to see you dating," he said again. "Many guys in this school would die to be with you Bella. I'm just glad Edward came along... he seems perfect for you. And I'm tired of seeing you all alone. It's about time you were with someone."

I blushed as I gave him a big hug. Jacob's words meant a lot to me. He was genuinely happy about Edward and me, unlike my parents. He actually seemed to care.

"Thank you Jake," I mumbled into his hair. "That means a lot to me."

Words couldn't describe how happy and thankful I was to have a friend like Jake.

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A/N: For the millionth time people, Jacob DOES NOT like Bella in that way! He really is happy for Edward and Bella. There will be no love triangle, I promise.

Sorry if this chapter has errors, I rushed.

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