Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we had a challenge in which the contestants had to face some seriously wicked animals like lions tigers and bears "Oh My!". some had better luck then others like when Joe and Lily both made friends with their respective animals. However it was a TRAGEDY that Gigi was voted off from having the chance of winning big money. Will this be an awesome show, will Frank participate, and will these contestants be embarrassed beyond belief find out today on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
Shows the contestants hanging in the newly dubbed Cantu Cabin.
Harv; Hey at least all that stuff came in handy for at least a small party for the eleven of us
Ally: Well Gigi had a good run and somehow I wish that someone else got voted off
Joe: It was one of the toughest choices that I have ever made
Maxine: Yeah it was as if we barely got to know her
CJ: She be a good friend to us all
Zakk: A toast to Gigi
All: Gigi
As soon as it became midnight everyone went back to their cabins for some rest. Once it had become morning they all woke up to a giant sound of microphone feedback and they all ran to the stage.
Chris: Sorry if we disturbed you, but we are preparing you for a challenge that will totally and utterly humiliate you.
Garrett: Are we going to swim in Chef's leftover food?
Chris: Nope, nut I should have thought of that first. Get your vocal chords prepared because we are going to have a competition that I like to call "Songs of the Island"
Zakk: What are you talking about?
Chris: Unbeknownst to you before know we have recently signed a record deal for a CD that will go in stores after the show is finished. So why not have you guys sing cover versions of songs that we wish to have on the CD
*Confession Joster: Explosions are one thing but singing?
*Confession Lily: Yay we get to sing songs on TV. This will be so much fun!
*Confession Joe: Ok I would prefer if I could find a way out to sing, but I never got a hold of the contract so I wouldn't know how to find a way out of singing, (sighs)
*Confession Esai: I am actually curious on how my brother is going to do in the singing part of this competition
Chris: Now we will judge you via the Chef-o-Meter, now since Lily won the last challenge she gets to pick the song she would like to sing out of our various pile of songs over there. We already have a band arranged that knows every one of these songs so don't worry. Various costumes are out in the back if you want any kind of props as well. So Lily go and make your song choice.
Lily: I want to sing Concrete Angel by Martina McBride
Tonia: I want to sing Family Portrait by Pink
Maxine: I will sing Misery by Maroon 5
Ally: Me I will sing Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar
CJ: For me it will be a Pirates Life for Me
Zakk: Mine will be Los Angeles is Burning by Bad Religion
Esai: uhh I guess I will sing Empire by Queensryche
Harv: I will rock out to Rock and Roll All Night by Kiss
Joster: Mine will be Hey Princess by Allstar Weekend
Garrett: Eh I guess I could tackle Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce
Joe: Mine will be a surprise
Chris: Well you all need to tell the performers what they have to do in your performance whether it be playing an instrument or dancing. You will have two hours to memorize your songs and choreograph them
They all took their sheet music and went to separate places. However the females that had a relationship secretly snuck up on the boys
Zakk: …palm trees are candles…
Tonia: Working on your song I see?
Zakk: yeah…umm how about you?
Tonia: Nothing, I was just walking around making sure I got everything right
Zakk: Cool…umm
Tonia: Hey I think it is awesome for a guy to be a good singer
*Confession Zakk: Is this flirting I hear or is my brain just hearing what it wants?
*Confession Tonia: I was just asking him if he had his song ready then he just collapses on me, I honestly wonder why I like him
Then goes to the old ship and shows Joe just sitting their and looking out to the sea
Maxine: Hey Joe
Joe: Hey Maxine
Maxine: Working on your song?
Joe: Yeah I guess you could say that
Maxine: What do you mean?
Joe: I was just wondering…
Maxine: Yes…
Joe: if I could maybe (mumbles)
Maxine: What was that last part?
Joe: maybe we could (mumbles a little louder)
Maxine: I didn't catch that last part
Joe: I was asking if we could (shyly) kiss?
*Confession Maxine: Joe is such a gentleman, but he is very shy about these things, he was shaking like a leaf. So I said that we could kiss if he did well on his performance today
*Confession Joe: I really need to speak up to her I mean I finally admitted to liking her to the guys at the party we had the cabin and they all said to just go for it but it didn't seem right just to go and attack her. I was raised better, plus I think she likes it when I ask her these kind of things
Then goes to Esai hanging in the forest looking at the lyrics sheet and was also playing on his guitar
Esai: …hold his chain in his hand…
CJ then snuck up behind him and surprised him
Esai: Hey CJ you kind of scared me there
CJ: It be fine for you that it wasn't Ally
Esai: Yeah she wants me off the show so she could get her revenge
CJ: And ye didn't steal the bar did ye
Esai: Nope
CJ: I also be raising a question to ye
Esai; Yeah?
CJ: I be wondering if ye would maybe let me stay at the cabin with ye and your brother for this evening
*Confession Esai: Ok I can't tell if this is a good thing or if she just wants to see me sleep
*Confession CJ: Would that be a bit much asking
*Time Skip*
Chris: Ok well first to embarrass themselves with their singing is…Lily
Lily: She walks to school with the lunch she packedNobody knows what she's holdin' backWearin' the same dress she wore yesterdayShe hides the bruises with linen and laceThe teacher wonders but she doesn't askIt's hard to see the pain behind the maskBearing the burden of a secret stormSometimes she wishes she was never bornThrough the wind and the rainShe stands hard as a stoneIn a world that she can't rise aboveBut her dreams give her wingsAnd she flies to a place where she's lovedConcrete angelSomebody cries in the middle of the nightThe neighbors hear, but they turn out the lightsA fragile soul caught in the hands of fateWhen morning comes it'll be too late[Repeat Chorus]A statue stands in a shaded placeAn angel girl with an upturned faceA name is written on a polished rockA broken heart that the world forgot[Repeat Chorus]
Chris: Well the Chef-o-Meter gave you a score of…7.6. Next is Tonia
Tonia:Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh
Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound
Your pain is painful and it's tearin' me down
I hear glasses breakin as I sit up in my bed
I told God you didn't mean those nasty things you
Said
You fight about money, bout me and my brother
And this I come home to, this is my shelter
It ain't easy growin up in world war iii
Never knowin what love could be, you'll see
I don't want love to destroy me like it has done
My family
Can we work it out? can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better, mommy I'll do anything
Can we work it out? can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better, daddy please don't
Leave
Daddy please stop yellin, I can't stand the sound
Make mama stop cryin, cuz I need you around
My mama she loves you, no matter what she says
Its true
I know that she hurts you, but remember I love
You, too
I ran away today, ran from the noise, ran away
Don't wanna go back to that place, but don't have
No choice, no way
It ain't easy growin up in world war iii
Never knowin what love could be, well I've seen
I don't want love to destroy me like it did my
Family
Can we work it out? can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better, mommy I'll do anything
Can we work it out? can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better, daddy please don't
Leave
In our family portrait, we look pretty happy
Let's play pretend, let's act like it comes
Naturally
I don't wanna have to split the holidays
I don't want two addresses
I don't want a step-brother anyways
And I don't want my mom to have to change her
Last name
In our family portrait we look pretty happy
We look pretty normal, let's go back to that
In our family portrait we look pretty happy
Let's play pretend, act like it goes naturally
In our family portrait we look pretty happy
(can we work it out? can we be a family? )
We look pretty normal, let's go back to that
(I promise I'll be better, mommy I'll do
Anything)
In our family portrait we look pretty happy
(can we work it out? can we be a family? )
Let's play pretend act and like it comes so
Naturally
(I promise I'll be better, daddy please don't
Leave)
In our family portrait we look pretty happy
(can we work it out? can we be a family? )
We look pretty normal, let's go back to that
(I promise I'll be better, daddy please don't
Leave)
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Turn around please
Remember that the night you left you took my
Shining star?
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Don't leave us here alone
Mom will be nicer
I'll be so much better, I'll tell my brother
Oh, I won't spill the milk at dinner
I'll be so much better, I'll do everything right
I'll be your little girl forever
I'll go to sleep at night
Chris: Wow lets see how you did on the Chef-o-Meter…8.9. Next is Maxine
Maxine: Oh yeah Oh yeah So scared of breaking it But you won't let it bend And I wrote two hundred letters I will never send Sometimes these cut are so much Deeper then they seem You'd rather cover up I'd rather let them bleed So let me be I'll set you free [CHORUS] I am in misery There ain't nobody Who can comfort me Oh yeah Why won't you answer me? Your silence is slowly killing me Girl you really got me bad You really got me bad I'm gonna get you back I'm gonna get you back Your salty skin and how It mixes in with mine The way it feels to be Completely intertwined Not that I didn't care It's that I didn't know It's not what I didn't feel, It's what I didn't show So let me be I'll set you free [CHORUS] I am in misery There ain't nobody Who can comfort me Oh yeah Why won't you answer me? Your silence is slowly killing me Girl you really got me bad You really got me bad I'm gonna get you back I'm gonna get you back You say your faith is shaken You may be mistaken You keep me wide awake and Waiting for the sun I'm desperate and confused So far away from you I'm getting near I don't care where I have to run
Why do you do what you do to me, yeah
Why won't you answer me, answer me yeah Why do you do what you do to me yeah Why won't you answer me, answer me yeah [CHORUS] I am in misery There ain't nobody Who can comfort me Oh yeah Why won't you answer me? Your silence is slowly killing me Girl you really got me bad You really got me bad I'm gonna get you back I'm gonna get you back
Chris: Chef gives that a score of…9.3, next is
Ally: You're a real tough crookie with a long history
Of breakin' little hearts like the one in me
That's okay, let's see how you do it
Put up your terms, let's get down to it
Chorus:
Hit me with your best shot, why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot, fire away
You come on with a _compound_, you don't fight fair
But that's okay, see if I care
Knock me down, it's all in vain, I get right back on my feet again
chorus
(Instrumental break)
You're a real tough crookie with a long history
Of breakin' little hearts like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place
Hit me with your best shot, c'mon hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot, fire away
chorus
Chris: The score that Chef gave you is…8.4. Next we have CJ
CJ: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer,
we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
Chris: Chef give you a score of…8.0. Next up is Zakk
Zakk: Somewhere high in the desert near a curtain of blueA sane man skirts under the windBut down here in the city of limelightsThe fans of Santa Ana are witheringAnd you can't deny the living is easyIf you never look behind the sceneryIt's Showtime for dry climesAnd bedlam is dreaming of rainWhen the hills of Los Angeles are burningPalm trees are candles in the MURDER windSo many lives are on the breezeEven the stars are ill at easeAnd Los Angeles is burningThis is not a test of the emergency broadcast systemWhen Malibu fires and radio towersConspire to dance againAnd I cannot believe the Media MeccaThey're only trying to peddle realityCatch it on Prime TimeStory at nineThe whole world is going insaneWhen the hills of Los Angeles are burningPalm trees are candles in the MURDER windSo many lives are on the breezeEven the stars are ill at easeAnd Los Angeles is BurningA placard reads "the end of days"Jacaranda boughs are bending in the hazeMore a question than a curseHow could hell be any worse?The flames are stunningThe cameras runningSo take warning!When the hills of Los Angeles are burningPalm trees are candles in the MURDER windSo many lives are on the breezeEven the stars are ill at easeAnd Los Angeles is burning
Chris: Zakk your score is…9.3. The next one up is Esai
Esai: Last night the word came down, ten dead in Chinatown. Innocent, their only crime was being in the wrong place, at the wrong time Too bad, people say what's wrong with the kids today Tell you right now they've got nothing to lose They're building EMPIRE! Johnny used to work after school at the cinema show. Gotta hustle if he wants an education he's got a long way to go. Now he's out on the street all day selling Crack to the people who pay. Got an AK-47 for his best friend business the American way. Eastside meets Westside downtown. No time, the walls fall down Can't you feel it coming? EMPIRE! Can't you hear it calling? Black man, trapped again. hold his chain in his hand. Brother killing brother for the profit of another, Game point, nobody wins. Decline, right on time. What happened to the dream sublime? Tear it all down, we'll put it up again. Another EMPIRE?Eastside meets Westside downtown. No time, no line, the walls fall down. Can't you feel it coming? EMPIRE! Can't you hear it coming EMPIRE! Can't someone here stop it...?
Chris: Rock out dude Chef just gave that a 9.9. Next is Harv
Harv: (wearing Kiss makeup)
You show us everything you've got You keep on dancin' and the room gets hot You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy You say you wanna go for a spin The party's just begun, we'll let you in You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'(Chorus) I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while You're lookin' fancy and I like your style You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy You show us everything you've got Baby, baby that's quite a lot And you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin' (Chorus)
Chris: Oh man Chef had just given you the score 7.1. Next up is Joster
Joster: Hey PrincessIn a white dressChuck Taylor'sGot me obsessedWanna see you, so where can we hang out?Let's go, let go!Hold on to me oh, oh!Let's go,Ima let you kno-o-ow!I'll be the one, the story, the castle!We'll be the two, hearts beating faster!Everyone, everyone, that are!It is your kiss,Hey Princess!(I wanna take you out)Let's go, let go!Hold on to me oh, oh!Let's go, Ima let you kno-o-ow!I'll be the one, the story, the castle!We'll be the two, hearts beating faster!Everyone, everyone, that are!It is your kiss,Hey Princess!Hey PrincessBe my guestChase you around, no regretsIf I catch you I'll never let you downLet's go, let go!Hold on to me oh, oh!Let's go, Imma let you kno-o-ow!I'll be the one, the story, the castle!We'll be the two, hearts beating faster!Everyone, everyone, that are!It is your kiss,Hey Princess!Chris: Chef gave that a score of…8.0. Next we have Garrett
Garrett: On a cold winters morningIn the time before the lightIn flames of death's eternal rainWe ride towards the fightWhen the darkness is falling downAnd the times are tough alrightThe sound of evil laughterFalls around the world tonightFighting hard, fighting on for the steelThrough the wastelands evermoreThe scattered souls will feel the hellBodies wasted on the shoresOn the blackest plains in hell's domainWe watch them as they goIn fire and pain, now once again we knowSo now we fly ever free,We're free before the thunderstormon towards the wildernessOur quest carries onFar beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlightDeep inside our hearts and all our soulsSo far away we wait for the dayFor the light source so wasted and goneWe feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand daysThrough the fire and the flames we carry onAs the red day is dawningAnd the lightning cracks the skyThey will raise their hands to the heavens above With resentment in their eyesRunning back through the midmorning lightThere's a burning in my heartWe're banished from a time in a fallen landTo a life beyond the starsIn your darkest dreams you still believeOur destiny this timeAnd endlessly we'll all be free tonightAnd on the wings of a dream so far beyond realityAll alone in desperation, now that time has comeLost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mindDay after day this misery must go onSo far away we wait for the dayFor the light source so wasted and goneWe feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand daysThrough the fire and the flames we carry onNow here we stand with their blood on our handsWe fought so hard now can we understandI'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly canFor freedom of every manSo far away we wait for the dayFor the light source so wasted and goneWe feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand daysThrough the fire and the flames we carry on
Chris: Well another slightly bad performance because Chef gave that…7.9. Finally a showstopper the final one to embarrass himself is Joe
Joe: If I can I would like to invit my bro up here for a minute with his acoustic
Chris: Fine with me I guess
Esai: (whispers with guitar in hand) dude what do you want me here for?
Joe: (whispers) just play (mumbles so only they can here)
Esai then begins to play the acoustic to a sad ballad type of theme
Joe: I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's goneAll my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosityDust in the wind, all they are is dust in the windSame old song, just a drop of water in an endless seaAll we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to seeDust in the wind, All we are is dust in the windDon't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and skyIt slips away, and all your money won't another minute buyDust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind Dust in the wind, Everything is dust in the wind
Chris: And Chef gives that a score of…10.1! Which means sung it perfectly and is the winner to immunity on tonight's elimination
Everyone was perplexed and then he was receiving a standing ovation. Maxine then came up to him and fulfilled her end of the bargain they had. Then CJ attacked Esai and began kissing him too
*Confession Chris: Not that this romance isn't cute but we do have an elimination to get too
*Time Skip*
Chris: Well as you all know by now we must send one of you all to go home by walking the Dock of Shame and catching the Boat of Losers and leave. The ones that are safe are Joe…Esai…Zakk…Maxine…Tonia…Ally…CJ…Lily…Joster…which means that the only ones left are Harv and Garrett, the one that is safe is…
*Dramatic Music*
Chris: Garrett you are safe, Harv sorry dude but you gotta go
Harv: Its all cool, see you all back at party central after the finale. PARTY ON DUDES!
Then shows Tonia taking Zakk into the forest in the middle of the night
Chris: Where did Tonia take Zakk, how come Joe sung perfectly, why did Harv get eliminated, and who will follow him next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
TDRV questions: should I have a double elimination soon, and any challenge ideas. Peace.
