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Sasori: -writes-The second thing at JASHINmas that's such a pain to me: rigging up the lights.
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Pein: Ok, now that we finally got the tree home, you guys can rig up the lights.
Sasori: What about you?
Pein: Konan and I have some stuff to do, so we'll be out of the base for a few hours.
Konan: Good luck!
-both leave-
Deidara: Ok, I'll make the decorations un, seeing as SOMEONE doesn't allow us to buy any.
Kakuzu: Be grateful I actually sacrificed money on a tree that's big enough to hold decorations.
Itachi: Be grateful. It was a nightmare even getting him to buy lights, even though they were on sale for like 50 percent off…
Deidara: -walks away-
Sasori: We're gonna need a ladder too I think.
Sasori: -leaves and returns back with lights and ladder-
Hidan: In the spirit of JASHINmas I think I should be the one to put up the lights!
Kakuzu: Whatever, just don't break them. The lights have lasted for 7 years, and they should last for another 10.
Hidan: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Sasori: I'm gonna make a star for the tree. Something eternal that will last even when the season is long over! ^^-walks away-
Hidan:-starts putting up the lights-
-5 minutes later-
Itachi: Hidan, have you ever put up the lights before? You're supposed to start from the top.
Hidan: Does it matter? The whole tree will be covered anyways.
Itachi: Whatever, but what are you gonna do when you have to plug it in?
Hidan: Are you stupid? I'll just take the cord, and bring it to the plug-oh, fuck.
Itachi: See? It doesn't reach. -smug-
Hidan: Fine. I'll restart from the top. -pulls on lights to remove them- Fuck, its stuck!
Kisame: Here. Let me help you. -pulls lights out, knocking over the tree- Oops.
Kakuzu: NO! MY PRICELESS TREE!! -uses threads to catch it before it falls-
Hidan: Ok…so then I start at the top, loop it around and it comes up in front and I loop it around- DAMN!
Itachi: -.- What now? Do you need an instruction manual?
Hidan: -glare- One light went out, and the entire fucking row went out!!
Kisame: Then put that part at the back, so no one can see it.
Hidan: -.- That means I have to restart again!
Itachi: Do you want me to do it?
Hidan: NO. I will not fail during JASHINmas! -tries again-
-1 hour later-
Hidan: YES! I got it!
Itachi: Ok…now plug it in. -smirk-
Hidan: -glare-……-doesn't reach-……do we have an extension cord?
Kakuzu: They're too expensive.
Hidan: -eye roll- Typical, Mister Frugal.
Kakuzu:…
Hidan: -SIGH- -takes off lights and tries again-
Itachi: -stands near plug outlet-
Hidan; -intense concentration-
Itachi: -sees that the cord reaches the plug, so he plugs it in while Hidan is still rearranging it-
Hidan: -lights go on suddenly, blinding him- WTF??? -falls over, dragging lights with him- OMFG I HAD JUST GOT IT!!!
Kisame: -see angry Hidan wrapped in blinking lights- HAHAHAHA!!
Kakuzu: No!!! My tree!!!! -saves it again from being toppled over by Hidan-
Hidan: -looks at lights wrapped around him- Why are hell are they blinking now? Are they mocking me? STOP BLINKING!!-grabs scythe-
Kakuzu: Don't break them! Didn't you listen to what I said before?
Deidara and Sasori: We're back!!!…o.O
Sasori: You STILL haven't gotten the lights up? -puts star on table-
Deidara: You guys are pathetic, un.
Hidan: -glare- It's fucking harder than it looks especially with NO extension cords and useless people standing around criticizing!-gets on ladder and tries AGAIN-
Deidara; Yeah right, un. I bet even Tobi could do it. -puts clay ornaments on table-
Tobi: senpai called?
Deidara: -.-''
Zetsu; -walks in- I found some flowers to put on the tree too. ^^-puts them on table-
Kisame: -inspecting Deidara's ornaments- Are these safe to put on the tree?
Deidara: They're not explosive, un.
Tobi: -picks up ornament shaped like a bird- These are just like senpai's clay weapons!
Sasori: I don't think you should touch-
Tobi: -throws it at Deidara's head- KATSU! ^^See? Now Tobi is like senpai! Tobi is a good boy!
Sasori: …it won't explode anyways…
Deidara: -gets hit in the head with his own ornament- TOBI YOU MORON!! -grabs lights and tries to strangle him-
Tobi: WAAAH!!
Deidara: -tugs on lights violently-
Hidan: -feels lights being pulled from his hands, and falls over (again lol) unbalanced.- FUCK YOU DEIDARA! -lands on Itachi's back.-
Itachi: -natural reaction- OMGWTF? Surprise attack? FIREBALL JUTSU! -burns Zetsu's flowers and half the room-
Zetsu: T.T
Kisame: -uses water to put out the fire, but soaks everyone and the entire room-
Sasori: -glare- You ruined my eternal star!!! T.T -uses puppet strings to push Kisame into Tobi.-
Tobi: HI KISAME!! -glomp-
Kisame: O.O NOOO!!! -runs away and bumps into Deidara-
Deidara: -Falls into their JASHINmas tree, knocking it to the floor-
Kakuzu: -stares in horror- THAT TREE COST MORE THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED!
Tobi: -sees wet plug and tries to put it into socket-
Hidan: NO TOBI DON'T TOUCH THAT!
-ZAP-
Hidan: Great. On top of all this, we just blew a fucking fuse.
Kakuzu: I'm not paying for that.
Hidan: As if we expected you to. -eye roll-
Sasori: -sigh-Itachi, make yourself useful and light some candles.
Itachi:…-lights candles-
-Door opens-
Konan and Pein: We're back!! …-stare-
All: -sheepish look-
Pein: o.O I'm afraid to ask.
Konan: For a group of S-Rank criminals, you are definitely Chris-
Hidan: -COUGH-
Konan: u.u CHRISTMAS lights challenged.
All: -.-''
Pein: -sigh-You're all useless. -Grabs lights and hangs them on Zetsu.- THAT'S how you do it. ^^
Zetsu:…
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-MoonlitLotus