Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we revisited to the singing as we had the contestants pick their own songs and had then sing it on live TV. In a real surprise Joe had a better then perfect score when he sung the popular song Dust in the Wind by good ole Kansas. It was a real shocker to find that Harv was voted off even though he sung something that was passable. Who will be next in the Boat of Losers, what will these people have to face next, why did Harv get voted off, all those questions answered and more today on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG"
Shows everyone just hanging out in the mess hall when Chris came inside the wearing a hat of a Navy captain
Chris; Hello people anyone ready for a cruise?
Lily: Oh are we going to the Bahamas?
Joster: He was referring to the fact that today's challenge revolve around the fact that we will be going to one of the other islands
Lily: So we are not going to the Bahamas?
Joster: No we are not
Chris: Right you are Joster, today's challenge is that you will take the old Tsunami boat and take it to the second island where the actual challenge is taking place and I will see you all there
They all began sailing to the second island passing the time just either looking out at sea or hanging out with their friends
Joe: I have always liked sailing
CJ: Same holds true for me Captain
Joe: Oh yeah I almost forgot that I technically won this boat for us with my master planning
Esai: Imagine if we tried to bring this thing back home?
Joe: Its not that hard we just need some wheels and a super hardcore engine and maybe even if I could…
Esai: What I meant is that we live in a desert, I know getting it there isn't a problem but trying to put this thing to good use
Maxine: Do you guys argue all the time?
Both: Yes
Zakk: Well they are bros so why shouldn't they argue?
Tonia: Well it just seems irrelevant to argue if we are this far in the competition
Goes to Ally, Joster, Lily, and Garrett who are talking in the corner
Joster: Hmm well it seems that Joe is going to be a real challenge to deal with
Lily: He seems like a nice guy
Garrett: But you have to put in the fact that he wrestled a lion and had a perfect singing voice
Ally: Well I think that the best way to break him is through his brother
They all look at them and they see that they are fighting for some odd reason
Joster: I don't think that his brother is going to be a problem
Then they all see that they have reached shore
Chris: Hello you land lubbers, this challenge will require you to use your cunning and your wit…a game of paintball
The brothers stop arguing and look with intrigue
Chris: Yes we will be pairing you guys and the teams with less paint on them wins immunity. The teams will be…
Zakk and Tonia with orange paintballs
Joe and Esai with green paintballs
Maxine and CJ with blue paintballs
Joster and Ally with purple paintballs
And Lily and Garrett with yellow paintballs
Chris: Before I forget the losing pair has to go home, yes this challenge will be a double elimination
All the contestants were shocked but then realized that they had to play good otherwise they would be in danger of sending their pals away along with themselves
Chris: Now we will be sending teams in at five minute increments so to give you enough time to go and find a base. And before I forget the producers wanted me to remind you that we have "special" weapons hidden on the island and no two special items are the same because they release a different kind of paint based on who gets it first…so the first pair that will go will be purely a volunteer so who will it be?
Joe: I volunteer me and my brother
Chris: Ok then go for it
They both ran off and they were heard rustling and then there was complete silence
Chris: Ok next is Zakk and Tonia, then CJ and Maxine, the Ally and Joster, and then it is Lily and Garrett so go
As soon as the last couple went it showed Zakk and Tonia walking to what appeared to be a small fort
Zakk: We can set up shop here but we have to quick
Tonia: Got it
They both went in and saw what looked like a paintball shotgun
Zakk: This must be one of the special items Chris was talking about
Tonia: Yeah lets check out the other rooms
Goes to Ally and Joster
Ally: Where is the Dynamic Duo so we can get rid of them quick
Joster: So we are going to focus all of our energies on looking for those two then we might need one of those special items
Ally: And I think that I found one (pulls out a Tommy gun paintball gun) one for the each of us
Joster: Nice
They hear a rustling and they quickly fired upon where the noise was
Lily: Ow guys that really hurt
Garrett: Yeah is it not bad enough that we got hit by the brothers ten seconds ago
Ally: Where are they?
Lily: We don't know we were just fired at and we just looked around and then you guy fired at us
Then goes to Joe and Esai who were both carrying big items on their backs
Joe: We have to go they might track us down
Esai: Good point but why are we moving while we are thirty feet up in the air?
Joe: We need to set one of us wide open and use the Gatling gun we found and the other takes the automatic sniper and hide in the tree cover so I am getting you used to the trees if you want to take sniper
Esai: Ypu love the sniper so why would you give it up?
Joe: To be honest I have always wanted to shoot a Gatling gun and since this is paintball I get to shoot it at people so yeah it will be like a dream come true
Then goes to Maxine and CJ who are walking towards what seemed like a tower
CJ: That be our destination I take it?
Maxine: Yeah, lets go
They both find the tower and see that the place is chock full of the special items ranging from grenades to land mines. They also saw that most of the said land mines were gone.
Maxine: Lets grab what we need before someone else finds this tower
CJ: Can I also be raising a question?
Maxine: Sure, go for it
CJ: I am a willing to go and kiss Esai but you came slowly and said to Joe that ye be honoring a deal ye had and what does that mean?
Maxine: Well he asked if we could kiss, and I said that if he did well on the singing challenge then we would
CJ: That boy asked you?
Maxine: Yeah and he was shaking so hard when he asked me it was honestly kind of cute.
CJ: He be a gentleman, where his brother be a guitar playing pirate in the making
Maxine: Then why don't the both of us ask the boys if we could hang out in their cabin?
Then it goes to where all the teams coming from different directions and they saw that Joe was alone in the middle of the field with some kind of six barreled machine
Joster: What the heck is that thing?
Joe: It is called a Gatling gun and it is the most dangerous weapon that I found
They all then began opening fire at Joe when they all felt something hit all of them from the same general direction
CJ: What sorcery be this?
Joe ignored the question and opened fire in a 360 direction hitting everyone with at least 50 shots per person
Garrett: Don't worry just get behind me and stay safe
Lily: Why are you so concerned?
Garrett: I have denied it for too long but I really like you and I just want to make sure that you are safe
Lily began tearing up then she began kissing him. All the people saw this as an opportunity to pelt them. They however were too into the kiss they didn't care that they were being pelted by the paintballs
*Time Skip*
Has everyone that were spotted with different colors of paintball
Tonia: Well I guess no one expected that Joe would set land mines around him to prevent us from getting close to get a clear shot
Chris: Well it looks like Zakk and Tonia get the reward, an all expenses paid trip to a five-star restaurant this fine evening, however…(looks at Lily and Garrett who were still kissing and covered head to toe with paint) the brand new Geoff and Bridgette are going off of the island with no ceremony.
The couple was unfazed as they both walked on the Dock of Shame and rode on the Boat of Losers without even separating for a second
Chris: Well that was weird anyway who will go home next, what will these suckers face next, and will I get paid anymore then I have ever been paid find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
TDRV questions: please review and before I forget I forgot to say that I didn't own any of the songs from the last challenge and if you want to know why Joe is a good singer then have the following message in a review or PM "BROOKLYN RAGE!" Peace.