Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we had the contestants go to the second island to go and compete in a little bit of pair paintball madness. It was awesome to see these people get splattered. Joe got crazy with a Gatling gun and we eventually had to send home two people. In fact it is the new couple Lily and Garrett. On the positive side Zakk and Tonia won a dinner for two at a five star restaurant. How did their date go, who will go next, and what will be our shocking challenge today, find out on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
Shows Zakk and Tonia coming back from their date.
Tonia: I had a real great time Zakk
Zakk: Same here
Tonia then kisses Zakk on the cheek and then three seconds later after Tonia went inside her cabin Zakk ran to the luxury cabin and began knocking furiously
Joe: (groggily) dude it is like midnight why in the world would you wake me up man
Zakk: Me…Tonia…date…cheek…kiss…see later on future
Joe: Not that what you said didn't make sense, but please slow down and speak clearly
Zakk: Let us just say me and Tonia had a good time on our date
Joe: Now that is nice and all but you can't wait until the sun was up man
*Confession Joe: I mean seriously why couldn't he wait for a couple of hours, I didn't brag to everyone when Maxine kissed me on live TV
*Confession Esai: Zakk knocked on the door so hard that it woke the both of us and caused me to almost jump out of the window
Zakk: Hey and is it cool if I stay here until the end of the show?
Joe: (groggily) sure just crash on the couch man
*Time Skip*
The brothers were awoken by the smell of eggs and bacon. They went to the kitchen and found that Zakk was making breakfast for them out of the fact that he couldn't sleep a wink last night
Esai: Hey dude thanks for the grub, so how did your date go?
Zakk: Well I started off kind of normal you know I did all the gentlemanly things like hold the door open for her, pulled out her chair, and let her order first. Then we started talking and that's where things get interesting…
Camera goes to Tonia who is talking to Maxine and CJ
Maxine: So how did your date go?
Tonia: Well Zakk was a complete gentleman. When we first got to the restaurant in the limo, he got out quickly and he opened the door for me. Once we were inside he pulled out my chair and throughout the night he let me order first. He is so sweet.
CJ: Then what be happening next
Tonia: Well what happened next was…
*Confession Chris: This next scene will cost me a fortune, but it will also give me fortune and a half, so I will like to say that this split screen scene is awesome
Zakk: So we start talking…
Tonia: About things like politics…
Zakk: Family and such then…
Tonia: It turns out that we have mush more…
Zakk: In common then we first thought…
Tonia: Like music…
Zakk: Outlook on life…
Tonia: Animals…
Zakk: And when we came back she…
Tonia: Kissed him on the cheek and…
Zakk: Said good night…that night…
Tonia: Was one of the best nights I ever had
(goes to normal)
Joe: Then you came over here, knocked like a madman and woke me up after I had just gotten to sleep
*Confession Joe: It is so weird I feel that I haven't been able to get enough sleep lately. I mean I still fall asleep around the same time, but it is like there is always something in my mind that wakes me up
Goes to the mess hall where Joe is sleeping with his head on the table
Maxine: He looks so cute when he is asleep
Joster: Won't you lovebirds take this outside or the fact that Chris can exploit this as a weakness doesn't mean anything to you?
CJ: Ye should be quitting your attitude missy
Chris: How is everything been going for you guys? Is what I would ask if I cared. But today you will not complete your challenge with your teammates. You will however be competing against them in a 16 way battle
Ally: I am nine years old but your math is way off there is only eight of us
Chris: How true you are but we have an especially hard challenge for you. I like to call it "Veteran's and Rookies". In this challenge we will bring back former contestants, pair them off with you and then have them help you complete the challenge.
Joe: (groggily) I thought you said that their contracts expired?
Chris: That is true, in fact they expired for an entire three seasons of competing, but they are legally obliged to appear if they receive a call or we have the right to sue them for what they got. So without further ado let me introduce the veterans Gwen…Owen…Bridgette…Trent…Izzy…Noah…Courtney…and of course Heather.
They former campers were looking peeved except for Owen and Izzy which were in a heavy make out session.
Gwen: I hate this show so much
Chris: To bad you have read the contract six times and you can't deny that I was right. Ok now here is who goes with who
Zakk with Owen
Joe and Noah
Bridgette with Maxine
CJ with Izzy
Esai with Trent
Tonia with Gwen
Joster and Courtney
And Heather with Ally
Heather: You mean I am wasting my valuable time to help a four year old win a stupid challenge!
Ally: For your information I am nine years old you stuck up snob of a contestant
Chris: Save the catfights for later and get ready for your challenge for you will not all compete in the same challenge. You all will be doing challenges based on your strengths that will also exploit your weaknesses which is why we paired you up with the camper that is most like you
Joe and Noah: Oh joy
Tonia: Wow it is finally nice to meet someone like you Gwen
Gwen: Well I wish that I wasn't on this lame-o show but I think that we can get along just fine
Courtney: I have seen you work and it is just pitiful
Joster: Enlighten me why don't Miss C.I.T.
Owen: Woohoo it is so awesome to be back
Zakk: Hey man wanna hear an awesome story
Owen: By baked beans I sure do
Zakk: Ok so last night…
CJ: Ye be the craziest person I have done seen
Izzy: Wow are you like a pirate I really like your outfit and together we shall find the shoe snatcher of Botswana
Bridgette: Hey I hear that you like the ocean too
Maxine: All water and water sports
Trent: Hey dude I heard you playing guitar a while back and your pretty good
Esai: Your not a bad player yourself
Noah: You know I won't do any physical effort like wrestle an island
Joe: I didn't expect you too now let me sleep in peace
Chris: Ok now that everyone had there pleasantries with everyone else you will get notes on where you will go and do your challenge so go
Everyone then went to their designated areas. Zakk and Owen stayed in the mess hall and waited for instruction
Chris: Ok Zakk and Owen you guys have to eat three pots full of Chef's nasty garbage soup in less then two hours
Owen: That is awesome!
Zakk: (half heartily) yeah
Then goes to Noah who was pushing Joe in a wheelbarrow to the cliff where Chris was waiting
Chris: Now you two egg heads have to find a way to get to the mess hall from the top of this cliff without walking
Noah: Oh joy is that a real challenge or something that nine year old girl come up with
Joe: Zzzz…wind…dust in the…
Noah: Hey muscles wake up
Joe: Wha how did I get in this wheelbarrow?
Noah: We have to get from here to the mess hall without walking
Joe: How much do you weigh?
Goes to Maxine and Bridgette who were at the beach
Chris: Hello ladies your challenge is to find all twelve keys under that water, oh and Frank has been real cranky since Lily left him
Maxine: Ok well Frank will be easy to deal with we just need those keys
Bridgette: Oh yeah
Maxine: You miss Geoff?
Bridgette: Yeah but lets not let that get in the way because we have a challenge to win
Shows CJ and Izzy in the middle of the forest
Chef: All right you crazy girls, what you gotta do is find all the marked bears and take their collars off before you get killed any questions?
Izzy: Can we keep the bears?
Chef looked at her and shook his head and then threw bacon grease on them and ran for it
CJ: That be uncalled for
Izzy: Don't worry my pirate buddy I once managed to wrestle with Bigfoot over a skyscraper in Toronto and I was covered in chum and shark ninjas were appearing everywhere…
Goes to Joster and Courtney who are arguing about a pointless thing
Chris: Hey ladies focus on what you guys gotta do because you are going to be locked in a cell that if you can't escape will launch you into the other island where you will be forced to live the rest of your days eating berries and mushrooms, so I would take it that you wouldn't want that would you?
They both scowled at each other put were forced into the cell and a timer with two hours on the clock
Joster: Well have any ideas Princess?
Courtney: None and don't call me Princess!
Goes to Ally and Heather who were basically ignoring each other until they saw Chris standing in front of a hole
Chris: Ladies your challenge is to find a way to get yourselves out of the hole within two hours or you will be up for elimination Ally
Heather: So how do we get down the hole in the first place?
Chef quickly came as if on cue and pushed the two girls into the hole
Ally: I HATE YOU CHEF!
Then goes to Tonia and Gwen who were just relaxing in front of a cave until Chef came with cue cards
Chef: You will have to find a gold doohickey in their within thirty minutes or the bats will be released and they aren't your average bats
Tonia: What do you mean by that?
Chef: Well these bats are my pets so if you urt them you are going to get hurt yourself you got it little missy!
Both: Yes sir!
Chef: Good, and watch out for Sasquatchenakwa too and your time starts now!
Then goes to Trent and Esai who were hanging out in the stage area when Chris walked up on stage
Chris: Will our resident musician be any happier that they will both perform?
Trent: Wait who will we be performing for?
Chris: That's the best part you will be performing for every living creature that we send here and I would be careful some of these animals are very picky and you must perform a set of four songs and remember you don't have to worry about the bears as much as the raccoons so be careful
Esai: Ok how bored are these guys that they have to have us perform for animals that will kill us
Trent: Think about it like this, they think that this is the easy challenge for us
*Time Skip*
Shows Esai and Trent bitten by what looked like chipmunk, raccoon, bear, and bunny bites
Esai: I guess that they aren't fans of Led Zeppelin
Trent: No I guess they don't
Then they hear screams of triumph and saw that Joster was on the floor knocked out with Courtney bruised up
Courtney: I knew that if we fought long enough we could get out of that cage
Esai: I she going to be ok?
Before they heard a reply they saw that Zakk and Owen were barfing into nearby garbage cans and they saw what looked like a flying machine
Noah: And a zip line that led straight to the mess hall was bad how!
Joe: This was more fun plus if I did the math right we will land right in front of the mess hall
Noah: Unless a flying cage comes and crashes into us
And as if on cue the cage then shot at them causing to spiral out of control. However they did land in front of the mess hall
Joe: (woozy) I told you so
Maxine then ran to Joe holding ten of the twelve keys
Bridgette: I can't believe that Frank ate two of the keys
Maxine: Joe can you hear me?
Joe: Meesa thinks that I is going to be sleeping now
He then knocks out like a light when bear roars are heard and shows CJ and Izzy riding them holding the tags they were supposed to find
CJ: That was so much fun turns out the bears were tired after they went chasing gwen and Tonia out of a cave after they stole a golden marshmallow or something
Both Trent and Zakk went sprinting in the forest to find that bats and Sasquatchenakwa were attacking the girls and they indeed were carrying a gold marshmallow and were running for their lives.
Gwen: Gangway boys and RUN!
They all made a break for it to the camp and once they reached their they were relieved to find that they were safe
Zakk: Tonia you ok?
Trent: Gwen you doing ok?
Both Girls: (blushing) I am now
They then hear screams as they saw Chef was carrying Ally and Heather who were trying to kill each other
Ally: Wait until I sue you for child abuse you spoiled daddy's girl!
Heather: Oh and am I supposed to be afraid of a munchkin?
Chris: Well it looks like Ally, Zakk, Maxine, and Esai are eligible for elimination tonight
*Time Skip*
Shows them at the bonfire with Joe sleeping in Maxine's lap and Joster was coming to
Chris: Well looks like the one's that will be in the Final Seven are Joe…Joster…CJ…Tonia…Maxine…Zakk… I hold the final chocolate bar and remember that if you don't get the chocolate bar you must walk the Dock of Shame and catch the Boat of Losers and leave FOR GOOD! The final bar goes to…
*Dramatic Music*
Chris: Esai you are safe, Ally you have got to walk he Dock for a second time
Ally: No he cheated me out of winning again I will HAVE MY REVENGE! MARK MY WORD I WILL HAVE REVENGE!
Chris: Well that was a shocker. Who will walk next, is Ally going to get her revenge, and when will Joe wake up from his fainting spell? All these questions will be answered next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*Confession ?: Not as it was planned but one less person in this competition, that money will be mine and I will have my revenge. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TDRV questions: who is this mystery voice a poll will be put up and you give me your votes on who you think it is? If you want a monkey to appear in the next chapter or other exotic animal please put the phrase "AMAZON TDWT" . Peace.