Number 4!! Enjoy
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Sasori:-writes-The fourth thing at JASHINmas that's such a pain to me: sending JASHINmas cards.
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Itachi: You're kidding right? I'm not writing cards for ANYONE.
Kisame: Aww, what happened to the sensitive and emotional Itachi from yesterday?
Itachi: -glare- I will not hesitate to Tsukiyomi you if you mention that ever again.
Kisame: O.O -backs away-
Pein: I have to agree with Itachi on this. Are we an evil organization or what?
Hidan: But it's JASHINmas tradition! Cards MUST be written.
Deidara: To who?
Hidan: Jashin-sama of course! ^^
Kakuzu: You're the only one who believes in him, so why do the rest of us have to waste valuable paper and ink to write cards?
Sasori: I agree. I have so many other things I could be spending my time doing.
Hidan: It's. Fucking. Tradition. -glares evilly-
All: o.o''
Konan: Well, unfortunately since the only paper in this hideout is mine, and I'm not sharing, I guess we can't make cards! Too bad! -tries to runs away-
Hidan: Nice fucking try! I have a whole stack of pre-made violent looking JASHINmas cards for all of you! ^^
All: Great… -.-
Hidan: Now make a card for the great Jashin-sama or I will fucking sacrifice all of you, since Jashin will allow it for JASHINmas!
-5 minutes later, and everyone is "working" on their cards-
Tobi: -writes- Dear Santa, Tobi is a good boy! Tobi is a good boy! Tobi is a good boy! (repeat x 1000)
Deidara: -mutters- No way I'm writing a card to a make-believe person. -ponders- Hmm…but I do need to go to the store… -writes- Things to get: 1. Shampoo/conditioner 2. Clay 3. More clay 4. Lindor chocolates, yum ^^ 5. …
Pein: -writes- Dear God, aka, Me: Can you make something happen that will render Hidan incapable of celebrating Christmas next year? I can't stand going through all this crap again; its making my evil organization soft. u.u''
Konan: -makes card into origami star- ^^
Kisame: -rips his card, whistling innocently-
Zetsu: -eats his card, steals Sasori's and eats it too-
Sasori: o.o…thanks Zetsu.
Itachi: -pondering- This card lacks…purpose. Why should I give it some by writing on it with my superior Uchiha-ness?
Kakuzu: -hasn't touched his card- If you're not paying me, I'm not gonna write anything. u.u
Hidan: -writing in intense concentration- …and as your loyal subordinate, I would like to praise thee, Lord Jashin for the twentieth time… Oh, fuck. I need more space. -takes another card and continues writing-
-half an hour later-
Konan: -sitting amidst a collection of paper-card origami-
Hidan: -still writing- JASHIN FTW! :D
All: Zzzz….
-one hour later-
Hidan: Done!! -has 50 cards with him-
All: -wake up-
Hidan: Ok, let's see what words of glory and praise you have written for my beloved Jashin-sama!…Why do I have fucking cards from only 3 people?
Zetsu: -burp-
Kisame: -hastily eats ripped pieces of card- What?
Konan: ^^''
Itachi and Kakuzu: -stare, not bothering to hide their blank cards-
Hidan: Jashin will curse all of you. You're fucking useless.
Pein: That's my line.
Hidan: -reads cards-WTF? …Deidara, this is not a shopping list. You dare to mock the sacredness of JASHINmas cards?
Deidara: -pondering- Hmm…oh, and I want a box of sugar cookies, and can't forget the rope for Tobi heheheh…
Hidan: …Tobi, WHO THE FUCKING HELL IS SANTA?? AND WHY DID YOU WASTE 40 CARDS WRITING YOUR CATCH-PHRASE?
Tobi: That's all Tobi can write. Tobi is a good boy!
Hidan: -ignores-…and Pein, watch out for the wrath of Jashin, THE ONE GOD.
Pein: Well, since I exist and he doesn't he can't qualify for the title of God can he? -smug-
Hidan: -swings scythe violently at Pein, but is restrained by Sasori- JASHIN AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR YOUR DISLOYALTY! YOU DARE TO MOCK THE UNBELIEVABLE-
Itachi: -sticks duck tape over his mouth- You lack quiet. Shut up. -.-
Hidan: -glares mutinously-
Konan: Now that we're done with that pointless task, who wants to help me properly put up the tree?
Deidara: Fine, but I'm not making ornaments, un. -rubs bump on his head- Stupid Tobi…should come with a warning sign…
Itachi: I'll do the lights.
Sasori: I'll make ANOTHER star -looks pointedly at Kisame-
Kisame: I'll bake Christmas cookies!
Pein: o.O Are you sure it's a good idea for you to be in the kitchen alone?
Kisame: -defensively- Hey, It's Itachi whose a danger in the kitchen, not me.
Tobi: Tobi will help make cookies ^^ Cookies are yummy for good boys! -skips away with Kisame, singing CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS,-
Hidan: -rips off tape- IT'S JASHINMAS!
Kakuzu: Oh, shut up Hidan, nobody approves your new holiday name.
Hidan: -sulk- At least Jashin appreciates my efforts.
-somewhere else-
Jashin: Merry Christmas, to all my evil minions and subordinates. -evil laugh-
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Yes, Jashin celebrates Christmas…not JASHINmas XD Poor Hidan, he seems to be fighting a losing battle.
-MoonlitLotus