Title: Puck's badass foolproof plan to get Berry.
Rating: M for language (namely Puck's potty mouth) and themes of a sexual nature.
Pairing: PuckleBerry. MatTana. The 'Inns'. BrIke.
Spoilers: None. Set after Regionals.
Summary: Beginning of Puck's Senior year, he's about to start his badass rein as top dog, but one things missing: A nice sexy female Jew to be at his side. That's when he comes up with the perfect, badass foolproof plan... but isit as foolproof as he thinks or is he the fool? Slightly AU
Disclaimer: I acknowledge that I own nothing, just the plot for this story. If I did... Puck would be shirtless ALL THE TIME and dating Rachel!
Note: Thank you to those who added this story to their favourites, put it on their alerts or review. You are awesome. Here's chapter two, after this there shall be another two chapters and then it should be done. Might write it from Rachel's perspective. :)
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Part Three.
Puck sat in the choir room with a smirk that could only be described as smug, as he checked his phone. There was fifteen minutes until lunch ended and Glee began, so Rachel should be here any minute. He knew Rachel would come, she was too curious not to show up. Hearing the door being pushed open and shut, Puck's smirk grew a little wider.
Right on time. he thought as he quickly dropped the smug smirk, instead deciding to offer Rachel a genuine smile.
"What is you wanted to speak to me about Noah?" Rachel asked as she pulled up a chair next to Puck and crossed her legs. Looking down he seen her jean clad thighs, and though they looked hot as hell on her, he missed the skirts.
"It's kind of embarrassing really." Puck said, hoping it come out awkwardly.
"Noah, you can talk to me about anything. You know that." Rachel said softly as she placed a hand on his shoulder. Booya!
"Promise you won't get mad and interrupt me before I finished?" Puck said as he lifted his head to meet Rachel's gaze.
"Okay.." Rachel agreed, buying the act.
"I need you to come over my house for dinner tonight. My Ma's been riding my ass about why my girlfriend hasn't been over yet an-"
"Girlfriend?" Rachel gaped with wide eyes.
"You said you wouldn't interrupt!" Puck reminded, and Rachel just nodded in response though he could see she was dieing to speak.
"As I was saying. My Ma's been complaining that my girlfriend hasn't come over for food yet, and that's where you come in. You see, it all began about two weeks into Summer break." Puck said dramatically. "My Ma was moaning at me saying that I had to stop my 'sinful whorish ways' and settle down, and that's all she's ever doing. So in a heat of the moment kind of thing, I told her I was dating you." Puck said, ducking his head for effect.
"Noah! Why would you do that?" Rachel shouted. At least she's not mad as I was expecting.
"It's just since the whole Quinn getting knocked up with my sprog thing, she's been on my case 24/7." Puck said with some genuine sadness, he knew it was wrong to play the Beth card, but desperate times called for desperate measures. "Lectures, disapproving looks... the lot. And my whole life, I've been a disappointment to her and for once, I wanted her to look at me the way she does at my sister, Dani. To be proud of me for once you know? And what would make her more proud than me dating a gorgeous Jewish girl?" Puck said, adding some of the charm.
"Oh Noah. I don't know..."
"But to make matters worse, my Dad showed up this Summer. And I feel her staring at me with something in her eyes, resemblance. I know that's what it is, she thinks I'm as bad as him. That I'm just another male that has let her down in her life.." Puck sighed dropping his head in his hands.
"Your Dad's back?" Rachel asked softly, her hand squeezing his shoulder.
"Yeah he turned up at our door practically begging for forgiveness, and then he said he's come into a hefty amount of money so of course, my Ma let him in. I don't know Rach, it's weird you know? Since I was 9 years old, I've been thinking about what I'd say to him, or what I do to him when and if he ever showed up. But then seeing him, it's all gone. God, I was so angry and I wanted to kick the fuckers ass, but it's my Dad you know? And I know he was shitty and walked out on us after my Ma had Dani and left us struggling... but he's back now you know? And although the situations are nothing alike, I know I'd do anything to see Beth again, and do anything to make it up to her for giving her up for adoption. And fuck, my Ma? she's not been the same since he's been back, she's happier and more herself you know? her eyes fucking shine, and so do his. He's so good with Dani, and she's young, she still has the chance to grow up with a Dad you know? And not have to put up with dicks at school asking her why she doesn't have one. She's 7, she doesn't fucking deserve that. I never did know why he left, but Ma said something happened that wasn't her story to tell. It's just, he's back now. And he wants to get to know us, and fuck I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to get to know him too. Lifes too short you know? I'm not saying that I have forgiven him, because I fucking haven't, but I'm trying to. Not just for my Ma and Dani, but for me too. Since he's been back around, I finally get to be my age. I don't have to worry about babysitting unless their out on a date, I don't have to panic about providing for the family... It's good." Puck said truthfully and somewhat sadly.
Why the fuck am I telling her this? this wasn't part of the plan! Is this what chicks call word vomit? Am I growing a vag? Oh fuck.. I'm a queer.
"Oh Noah.." Rachel gasped as she practically pounced on him and wrapped her arms tightly around him. And fuck, he actually had tears in his eyes. He'd finally opened up to someone, and he couldn't be more thankful that it was Rachel. At that particular moment, he didn't care about his rep, it felt good to be held while he vented. And though the tears didn't fall, a weight had been lifted off his shoulders.
"I didn't know that." she whispered into his shoulder.
"No one does. I like to keep my shit to myself usually." he grunted, letting his chin rest on her head getting a whiff of her hair. Freesia mmm.
"Firstly, your Dad is an asshole. And from what I can gather, you are nothing like him. Just remember you wanted to be there for Beth, you were ready to stand up and do the right thing, it was Quinn who made the decision. You would have been a great Father, actually you are a great Father. You've been the Father figure in Dani's life, and although I've only met her once, it's so obvious how much she cares about, how much she idolises you. What you've had to put up with, take responsibility for, must have been so hard. But your smart, and you so strong! And it makes you who you are today. But you're doing the right thing in trying to forgive him; life is too short." Rachel said softly as she released him and kissed his forehead.
"God I feel like such a wuss. Thank you Rach, you know... for listening and being so cool about it." Puck said putting an arm around her waist.
"You are anything but a wuss Noah, in fact you're quite the opposite. And don't thank me, I'll always be here for you; you know that right? Now Glee starts any second, so as to not cause a much unwanted scene, lets go get a drink and some time to clear your head okay?" Rachel smiled.
"Sure. A Slushy sounds great." Puck smiled as he lifted Rachel off his lap, taking her hand as he led the way.
"Oh and Noah?" Rachel smiled coyly, almost secretly as Puck grabbed two large cups and began pouring their drinks.
"Yeah Rach?" he smiled back handing her a grape slushy, grinning wider when she pecked his cheek
"I will come over tonight for dinner. I'll call my Dad and tell him to not bother picking me up." Rachel grinned.
There's chapter 3. What did you all think? So can any of you guess Pucks plan yet? And just who was he on the phone too? Oh, also I'm debating on writing a prequel, as to how Rachel, Santana and Brittany became friends. It will also include why Rachel broke up with Finn. I hope this chapter covered why Puck and his Mom were able to try and forgive old man Puckerman so easily. Honestly if I were in the same situation, that's how I'd feel. Toodles. :)