Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we had old competitors meet the current competition and had to play a few things that played to their strengths and or weaknesses. Among the competition we saw puke, bats, grease, and a flying wheelbarrow. However once again we had to say goodbye to our youngest competitor Ally. Vowing her revenge on Esai she had left in a huff. And we also saw a mystery person in the Confession Cam who was also vowing that they will win the money even if they had to steal it. Who is this mystery person, who will walk the Dock of Shame, and what will happen in this wild episode of TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
Shows all the competitors hanging out in the old cabins with Joe sleeping in a wheelbarrow. Joe was coming too
Joe: (groggy) hmm did I win? (looks at the wheelbarrow) Did I miss something fun?
Esai: Nope you made a flying wheelbarrow and it crashed in front of the mess hall and went unconscious.
Joe: Ok now pull the other leg
Zakk: No dude it really happened and you looked so peaceful in that wheelbarrow that we wheeled you in here
Joe: So why are we here instead of the good cabin?
Maxine: Well Chris said that they were modifying it for something but he wouldn't say anything so we have been hanging out here for a while
Tonia: Yeah and he wouldn't say when we will have the next challenge for the last three days
Joe: Wait I have been knocked for three days and no one even tried to get me out of this wheelbarrow?
CJ: That be true bet we did our best to try and wake ye
As Joe was about to say something they heard a voice that they all came to dread
Chris: Contestants please direct yourselves to the luxury cabin and get Joe out of the wheelbarrow because we really need to use it
They all went to the cabin and gave Chris the wheelbarrow
Chris: Thank you and on for today's challenge. We want you people to take care of an exotic animal for two days and if the animal is injured or dead then you will automatically walk the Dock of Shame catch the Boat of Losers and leave the competition
Joster: So what is the prize if we win?
Chris: Well I am glad you asked. As we speak we are modifying the luxury cabin to accommodate six people and they will all be staying here until the end of the competition
Joe: And exactly what kind of animals will we be taking care of?
Chris: Well you guys have the option by spinning the "Animal Wheel"
Shows a wheel that had ten numbers
Chris: The numbers correspond to the relation of how dangerous the animal you will get will be 1 can be like a bunny or a rock and a ten could be from lions to Sasquatchenakwa
*Confession Joster: Chris is seriously off his rocker
*Confession Joe: zzzzzz (wakes up) huh I don't know why but I have been real sleepy lately but I think that this challenge will be a piece of cake
*Confession Maxine: I don't know what's wrong with Joe but he has been sleeping more often then usual and I am worried that he will get a dangerous animal
*Confession Esai: This is totally going to rock man, I have just been in a happier mood lately ever since the singing contest, I don't know why
*Confession Tonia: I really love animals so I think that this challenge is in the bag
*Confession Zakk: Being in the Final Seven is good and all but you know what is really awesome? Being in the Final Six with the babe you like. I just hope that Tonia doesn't get a dangerous animal
*Confession CJ: This be the time where I can finally be with the one in me heart. And for those of ye scallywags who don't know by now it be the fine musical swashbuckler Esai (sighs)
Chris: Now who would like to spin first?
Joe: (yawn) I will go first (goes to the wheel and spins it) 10
Chris: Wow dude you got a 10 so please be seated and wait for the rest to spin
Maxine gets a 1, Zakk gets a 7, Tonia gets a 3, Joster gets an 8, CJ gets a 4, and Esai gets a 9
Chris: Ok you have spun your numbers and here are your animals
Joe will get a lion
Maxine will get a bunny
Zakk will get a python
Tonia will get a porcupine
Joster will take care of a moose
CJ will take care of a goat
And Esai will take care of a bear
Chris: And before I forget you have to name your animals and bring them back here after I give the announcement in two days. don't forget to feed them or some will be eating you
*Confession Chris: (forced) We will like…to express our…con…concerns…to our players…safety…so…we have animal tamers…watching them at all…ti…times.
Shows Joe walking to the lion cage and shows him walking in while the lion is asleep
*Confession Joe: Interesting fact lions (yawn) sleeps for 21 hours a day and only females do the hunting. Chris really needs to study up on animals
Shows Zakk holding the massive python which he named Scales
Zakk: Good Scales just wait here on the bed while I look for some food
As he walks out he sees Tonia holding the porcupine that she named Cleo
Zakk: Hey there beautiful
Tonia: (giggles) Don't make Cleo mad Chris said that she can get very angry
Cleo looks at Zakk and then begins to cuddle up to him
Zakk: See she likes me…OWWWWWWWWWW (gets stuck by the needles)
Tonia: And the animal tamers say that she can be very tricky
They here a "baaa" and see that CJ was trying to feed the goat a stick of celery
CJ: C'mon Blackbeard you need to eat yer veggies
Zakk: Hey how are things over there (pulls on a needle)
CJ: The mangy goat won't eat his food
Then goes to Joster who is in a bullpen looking at the moose that she called Maurice (why who knows)
Joster: Ok Maurice you charged at me for the last hour and I think you will want some food before you get real tired. Ok?
The moose ignored what she had said and charged her again. As this is happening it shows Maxine holding the bunny which she named Spirit
Maxine: That's a way you can teach a moose Joster! Isn't that right Spirit
The bunny then snuggled up close to her and then she saw that Esai wrestling his bear which he called Lars
Esai: C'mon Lars you need to eat your vegetables, and you will like them!
The bear then refused to eat and then the animal tamers then brought out the cage the had Joe and his lion Rico asleep in the cage
Chris: Well he is technically taking care of the lion as both Joe and Rico sleep for 21 hours (chuckles)
*Time Skip*
Chris: Well it has been the end of the first day so lets see how these guys are doing
Shows Zakk nearly being strangled by Scales, Tonia using string to play with Cleo, Maxine carefully placing a sleeping Spirit in a small cage, Joster still being chased by Maurice, Esai forcing Lars to eat some cabbage, Blackbeard still refusing to eat the celery stalk, and Joe was cooking Rico and himself some steaks on a grill he made
Chris: Ok Joe how is it going with Rico there?
Joe: Alright his steak is almost done, he likes it medium rare
Chris: And did he tell you that? (chuckles)
Joe: Yeah we had a real interesting talk because last night he saw someone go into the Confession Cam and use it
Chris: Well after midnight is when the lights go out so it is entirely possible that someone has used it but…wait you are talking to your lion?
Joe: Your point is….?
Chris then goes to Maxine who was setting up Spirit's cage with a little water bottle
Chris: So how are things with your bunny?
Maxine then shushed him and just continued to mother the bunny as if it were her child. The exact same could be said for Tonia as the porcupine came to a liking to Tonia
Chris: Well looks like these two are doing fine how about (looks up and then moves out of the way as Joster lands where he was standing) Joster
Joster: I was just trying to feed Maurice, what do moose's eat anyway?
Chris: That is something you should have asked the animal tamers, they left about a half hour ago
She screams and then goes over to try again while Zakk has finally calmed down Scales so that he could let go
Chris: That is amazing dude that python was the grumpiest one that they would let us use how did it calm down?
Zakk: Well I remembered that ginseng was a muscle relaxant and a snake is just one muscle so I borrowed some from Joe…
Chris: Wait why does Joe have ginseng?
Joe: I CAN'T SLEEP WELL THAT OFTEN SO I USE GINSENG TO RELAX! PLUS IF YOU PUT IN SOME HOT TEA AND MIX SOME HONEY THEN YOU CAN KNOCK OUT LIKE A LIGHT…SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING A LOT!
Chris looks baffled as he see that CJ finally managed to feed the goat
Chris: How did you do that?
CJ: I just told him that I would feed him to the bear if he didn't eat
*Time Skip*
Chris: Well it is the end of another challenge and let us see how they did starting with Joe
Joe: Hey Rico the challenge is over I think we should go
He brings the lion who is full and there is not a scratch on him and he was very attached to Joe
Joe: Sorry Rico but you have to go home now
Then goes to Maxine who had Spirit all safe and well fed, Tonia then showed that Cleo was a bit shaken because she had gotten to close to Scales who was still trying to eat the smaller critters. Zakk was putting up a fight to keep him away from the little critters
Zakk: Bad Scales! Don't eat them
Although he was wrestling the snake it was still safe. Esai was making out with CJ while Blackbeard and Lars were playing poker
Chris: Hey love pirates are your animals safe?
They both showed their thumbs up while not letting go of their embrace
Then they heard a scream as Joster fell in front of them with the moose running into the forest
Chris: Well it is a shame that we have to lose Maurice but it is a greater shame to see that Joster will have to walk the Dock of Shame and get the heck out of here
Joster: Finally, get me out of this prison!
Chris: It looks like these six teens will be rooming in the luxury cabin until the end of the competition
All: Woo yeah (cheering)
Chris: But who will be going home next, will Maurice ever be found, and who is the mystery Confession Cam person. Find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*Confession ?: These people are now suspicious because of that Joe. He must leave next, I will assure it
*Confession ?: With Joster gone I have one less contestant to worry on discovering my plot with my secret alliance
*Confession ?: No one will suspect me to come back and I will steal that money if it is the last thing I will do
*Confession ?: Tonia is a big threat and I will make sure that she is not victorious
TDRV question: Yes there is four campers that are the mystery person. If you want to know one then I have a question for you all. I made three cartoon references that could be names or phrases. Guess who said them correctly and where it is from then I will reveal one of them to you in a PM. Can you guess who they are? Peace.