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Voila Number 5! :) Enjoy~
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Sasori:-writes-The fifth thing at JASHINmas that's such a pain to me: 5 months of bills.
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Konan: Where's Kakuzu?
Pein: Why?
Konan: Usually we get a million letters in the mail reminding Kakuzu to pay our bills…but strangely enough we haven't gotten anything yet. Except for a few flyers, our mailbox has been completely empty.
Pein: That's so unusual, I'm positive something is wrong.
Konan: Do…do you think for once…he actually paid them on time? *hopes*
Pein: Ha, yeah right. Where is Kakuzu anyways?
Konan: I was asking you. -.-
-Itachi and Kisame walk by-
Pein: Hey Itachi, Kisame. have you guys seen Kakuzu?
Kisame: Nope, why?
Konan: We haven't gotten any bill payment reminders yet…does this mean that we will have one less pain this Christmas? =D
Itachi: That seems highly unlikely. He's probably-sniff- do you smell…fire?
Kisame: If it's Tobi again…remember what happened last time?-shudders-
Deidara:-walks in- Why is there smoke coming from Kakuzu's room?
All: O.O…
-Pein, Konan and Itachi walk to Kakuzu's door-
Konan: Should we go in? I mean, what if this is part of Hidan's ritual? He's gonna be pretty pissed.
Pein: I didn't know Hidan used fire.
Itachi: -eye roll- well he's kinda used every other weapon in the hideout, maybe he's bored.
Hidan: Why the fuck are you guys in front of my door?-sees smoke- AGAIN? THAT FUCKING MISTER SCROOGE! I told him not to light fires in our room! -mumbles- makes me clean up all the fucking ashes…
Pein:…? What the hell is he doing in there?
Hidan: Hmm? Oh burning all those fucking payment reminders…he's been flaming them for a while now. Uh…I mean….Oh well, his problem now…-walks away-
Konan:…Well there goes my hope, though why am I not surprised? -.-
Itachi: -burns down door-
Konan: -picks up one of the papers on the floor-Holy crap. -shows Pein-PAYMENT FOR 3,200 PENDING FOR 5 MONTHS; 24th REMINDER.
Itachi: Look. BILLS UNPAID:HEATING, ELECTRICITY, INTERNET, FOOD, ETC. 5 MONTHS OVERDUE.
Kakuzu: -looks up- uh oh.
Pein: You haven't paid the bills for 5 months???
Kakuzu: There's so many though…
Pein: That's why you pay them ON TIME, so they don't pile up and cost millions!
Kakuzu: -heart attack- M-millions…?.x.x
Itachi: -thoughtfully- It's still strange for us to have power though. Usually they cut it if bills are horribly overdue.
-ZAP-
Itachi:…
Pein: I hate irony.
Hidan: Pein, the fucking heating just went out…
Deidara: -sniff- the internet doesn't work anymore…
Sasori: WHAT THE HELL? Who turned off the lights?
Kakuzu: -innocently- Well, all bills have a grace period…don't they?
Pein: That is about 2 weeks…not 5 MONTHS.
Tobi:-runs in- WAAAH!! Arthur isn't coming on the TV anymore, and it's the Christmas Special!-sniff sniff- and Tobi does not like the dark.
Kisame: The hot tub is now a cold tub .
Zetsu: MY FOOD! The fridge no longer works…LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO EAT IT NOW, THEN. ^^ -walks away-
Itachi: -sigh-You DO know that the longer you hold off on bills the more you have to pay? The interest adds up to quite a hefty sum.
Kakuzu: -heart attack (again lol)- MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE, MISTER SMARTIE. x.x
Itachi: We go through the same thing every year -.- Do you suffer from memory loss?
Kakuzu:…
Hidan: Haha serves you right Scrooge!
Sasori: If you thought they were expensive before…
Kakuzu: -SIGH-
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-MoonlitLotus