*Author's Note: Please note that this story is rated teen so please remember that these are teenagers that may do teenage things. If you are easily offended by mild sexual content then please skip this chapter. If you are offended and wish to express your concerns then I have no problems putting them in either a review or a PM
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we felt that the contestants had to show there caretaker skills as they had to take care of animals that were either totally harmless or extremely deadly. We had to say goodbye to Joster as her moose AKA Maurice ran off into the forest not only casting us a bundle of cash but also caused her elimination. Who will go home next, will Maurice ever be found, and will this be an episode of cabin fever. Find out on this episode of TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
Shows the male contestants sleeping heavily while the girls were in the showers (doors are closed but the conversation is on microphone, due to privacy issues)
Maxine: Hey Tonia what do you think the next challenge will be?
Tonia: I don't know why do you ask?
Maxine: Just wondering because we have been doing nothing for three days and it looks like there might no challenge today either
CJ: Ye be counting yer cannonballs before ye launch them
Tonia: CJ is right. I mean we haven't seen hide or hair of Chris since the last challenge
As they are talking the boys wake up and start to have a conversation all their own
Joe: Man I am still tired
Zakk: Dude when did you go to sleep?
Joe: About two hours ago
Esai: Why do you always insist on staying up late?
Joe: Hey I stayed up trying to catch the Confession Cam Bandits
Zakk: When did we call him that?
Esai: And I thought their was only one?
Joe: As it turns out there is in fact at least four people that are responsible for going into the Confessional and they have no footprints that match any of our shoes
Esai: I don't know about you guys but I can use a shower
Zakk: Yeah at least in the shower is where we can have our privacy
Joe: I am still not dropping this investigation. I mean I even enlisted the help of some outside sources.
Zakk: Who?
Joe: I will tell you in the shower
They all opened the door to find that the girls were leaving the shower wearing nothing other then towels. The boys took one look and then they all dropped like rocks. The girls heard the thumps and saw them and quickly put some clothes on and went to tend to their respective mate
Tonia: Are you ok Zakk?
Maxine: Are you hurt Joe?
CJ: Ye be fine Esai?
The boys opened their eyes to find that the girls were fully clothed and they shook their heads
Boys: Yeah we are fine!
The girls were suspicious but then they heard Chris's voice on the intercom that was placed in the cabin
Chris: Attention everyone I would like to have you come outside please
They all went outside not noticing that they were no longer on dry land and they all fell in the cold water
Chris: (laughing) Man that never gets old! Welcome to your next challenge: you all must survive in this cabin until you reach dry land which will be in three days time
Zakk: Dude how did we get to the middle of some body of water while we were asleep. I mean Joe was up most of the night
Joe: Plus how are we even floating we should be sinking with all the weight, stress, and the fact that this cabin isn't designed to be buoyant
Chris: Well we not only added the extra space to the cabin we added some complex machinery that will cause you to float. As for the fact that you guys never noticed all I have to say is that you guys are heavy sleepers. Anyway one person has to prove themselves to be leader make the challenge more bearable, also there is one hidden chocolate bar in here, find it and you get immunity.
Joe: Ok I vote that one of the girls be leader
*Confession Joe: Look it is not like I want don't want to be leader it is just that I feel I have been given the leadership role one too many times
*Confession Esai: Yeah I only have one question…how is their a Confessional in the cabin?
Maxine: Well who did you have in mind?
Joe: Well we can't do this democratically because the votes can be tied at a constant rate. So I guess the best way to do it is a little old fashioned game of Texas Hold'Em, we will use marshmallows for the chips, most marshmallows at the end of I would say an hour will be the leader
*Confession Zakk: Awesome I just love playing these games but I think we can make this much more interesting…but everyone has to be on board with this
Zakk: Hey I also think we could make the game much more interesting
Tonia: How so?
Zakk: Ok you guys have to promise that you will hear me out
Joe: I promise
Esai: Same here
CJ: It be fine with me
Maxine: I'll bite
Tonia: Yes, so what exactly are you suggesting?
Zakk: Well maybe we can…play…strip poker
The brothers looked at him as if he had a death wish as Zakk had awaited the flurry of attacks. However those lashes never came on as the girls were discussing to themselves. Zakk called the boys into a huddle
Joe: Dude are you trying to get us killed here
Esai: Well a good sign is that they haven't tried killing him yet
Zakk: Hey it is just a thought
Once the girls had finished conversing the boys looked at what may be their final day here
Tonia: Fine we will play strip poker…
The boys looked flabbergasted
Maxine: But we will play only on one condition…
CJ: We will only play only if all of us only strip to our nethers and nothing further
Zakk: And that means…
Esai: She said go only as far as the underwear
Zakk: Oh yeah that is totally awesome
*Confession Maxine: Well I am still a bit uncomfortable with this but we have no better way of choosing who is the leader
*Confession Joe: Well I am glad we are doing it only to the underwear otherwise not only will the ratings spike up, but Chris will be up to his hair in lawsuits
*Confession CJ: It be a great thing that we be underage
The game had been forty five minutes in and Zakk and Esai were already in their underwear and were out of the game. Joe was fully clothed and the other girls were down to their last acceptable article of clothing; Maxine had an undershirt, Tonia had her pants on as did CJ
Joe: I will be nice and fold this turn
Maxine: Then I win with two pair
CJ and Tonia tore their pants off and stood with the rest of the boys
Maxine: Looks like it is just us hon
Joe: It would seem so
They had their cards and Joe had a King of Hearts and the Queen of Hearts whereas Maxine had the same cards but of had a Jack of Diamonds instead of a Queen and the King was also Diamonds. The first river cards were the Jack of Hearts, Two of Spades, and Ten of Hearts. Joe then did the unexpected
Joe: All in
Maxine: So if I win then you automatically go to your underwear?
Zakk: Dude it is not worth it man!
Tonia: Don't worry Maxine he doesn't have anything!
Maxine: I call
The last river cards were a King of Clubs and…an Ace of Hearts
Maxine: Two pair (shows her cards) sorry but looks like you need to do a little striptease
Joe: Sorry to disappoint you but I have achieved the near impossible…a pair and a Royal Flush
He showed his cards triumphantly
Joe: Well as for leadership I guess I have the role as leader
Zakk: Well what do we do first eh leader?
Joe: I say we put our clothes on first then we go for some fish
*Serious Time Skip*
Chris: Well you guys are very chummy with each other so I know that none of you could vote each other off so from now on we will spin the Safety Wheel!
Chef brings out a giant wheel that has all of the faces of the contestants
Chris: Now did any of you find the immunity bar?
They all shook their heads
Chris: Well we must spin the wheel to see who is safe
He pins the wheel and out of nowhere two arrows pop out and points to Zakk and Maxine
Chris: Well you two are safe
He spins the wheel again and Esai and CJ were also safe
Chris: It looks like the lovebirds are safe and Joe and Tonia can be leaving us by walking the Dock of Shame and catch the Boat of Losers and leave FOR GOOD!
Chris: And the final one that is safe is…
*Dramatic Spinning*
*Dramatic Music*
Chris: Joe you are safe, I have to say that Tonia you have got to go
Everyone was in shock but not as much as Zakk as he tackled Chris down and began attacking him
Tonia: Zakk it's ok, I just wanted to give you this before I go
She then begins kissing him for a good five minutes until Chef had pulled them apart. As Tonia was boarding the boat Joe came along
Tonia: Yeah what do you want
Joe: Zakk told me to give you this
He then tossed her a small package and as the boat left she opened it to find a note attached to a chocolate bar that said: Tonia, if you are reading this then I don't have beat the crap out of Joe, anyway I found this yesterday and I was going to give it to you but then I just totally forgot until the elimination ceremony. Please forgive me. From your love, Zakk, XOXOXOXO
Tonia had then sighed happily and said to herself "I forgive you"
Then goes to Joe who was on the Dock of Shame
Joe: Well Joe there goes your good deed for the day I just hope that Tonia doesn't figure out who really found the bar
Chris: Who really found that chocolate bar, why is Joe talking to himself, and will Zakk cool down. Find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
TDRV questions: I had made a reference in this story that was borrowed from another story. Find the reference, the author, and the story then you will know another one of the mysterious voices. Peace